We have little business card sized cards, laminated, for the snob who wants to be papered. Here's how this works:
You send me a picture that is 300 x 300 pixels to my gmail account: matt.bowes@gmail.com

Note: If you don't know how to resize your picture, I can and will do it. DOn't worry if the picture is too big. I'll crop it. Worry if it's too small, because if it's too small, there's not much I can do to make it look better in print. There just isn't. If you're okay with that, fine. Just so you know.

When you send me that picture, also send me the name you want on your card. Sometimes people don'[t want their real name. That's fine. Just tell me so I can put it right.

Also give me your name and address so I can mail it to you. Otherwise I keep it for years. (Ms. Orr, I'm lookin' at you.)

You don't need to send money; several people dropped about 60$ cash into the pot and this buys lots of snob cards. Some people brought me cider. I love cider lots. If you have cider and you see me and you feel warm feelings about your snob card, perhaps you might give me your cider. If you do not, it's okay. But if you do, I will also feel warm feelings and be happy and blissful.

Those who have sent me pictures already: Some of you sent me really tiny pictures. If you right click on the picture and click on "properties" that'll show you the pixels. We're looking for, at a minimum, 150 x 150, though I much prefer 300 x 300. Some of your pictures might look awfully pixelated if you send me much smaller.

Henceforth, I shall eliminate the leading zeros from the membership numbers, which are lower case roman numbers.

I plan on getting Justin a snob card as well, just so everyone knows.