Log 02-29-08-55784

First officer Noxious reporting;
All but two of the crew and one nurse have mutinied.
Progress continues.
Landing gear assembly complete per schematics.
We lost main power, which took out the food generators.
Maintaining life support on Spam and space cheese.
Spocks calculations confirm that if the support pod arrives
by stardate 03-06-08 (earth) we may yet salvage the mission
: Progress report from...SPACE

: Officers Log Stardate 02-21-08-5569
There appears to be a spacial disturbance resulting in heavy powder.
My Space Suit held up well today aginst severely hardened forces of SPACE.
My personal Space shuttle(board) endured minor damages after colliding with the closest planet on course.
The high spirit contacted me (around 2:00 P.M.PSTearth) to remind of Admiral Jellyfish' command to include
SPACE sounds at the next scheduled rocketbooster weldshop, starship personnel have secured said components
awaiting the good admirals direction regarding weekly DJ, over
Officers Log Stardate 02-21-08-5569

Officers log; capt B.Noxious reporting.
- the new crew seems somewhat apprehensive to begin construction on the warming booster rocket previously scheduled to launch at Yuri's night 2008. I have met with ships counsel and agreed to redirect all extraneous resources to provide a "SPACE viewing lounge" for all noncommisioned and disinterested cosmonauts this commie Thursday.
In other words....
this Thursday Feb. 28 the weldshop/yard will be outfitted with floodlighting and propane heat in order to better facilitate accomplishment.
The interior of the academy will be outfitted with couches and video of our favorite space hero James Tiberius Kirk. to better facilitate those who find themselves between shifts of SPACE.