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HEY! Who ate all the chocolate?

2007-08-05T19:47:34Z

(nobody)

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Whachu talkin 'bout, Willis?

2007-05-10T02:32:19Z

The comparative virtues of local versus organic farming.

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What're YOU lookin' at?

2007-04-05T02:44:55Z

Did you eat a bowl of stupid this morning?

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Why, god, WHYYY?

2007-03-24T23:07:47Z

*shakes fist**

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hello

2007-02-14T03:43:23Z

Ok so three years ago I was with a man, who left me with no word. Everything had been going well up to that point. After he left I found out I was pregnant. I tried to reach him but he never replied. I decided to go it alone and have my son. He was gone for about 18 months. He came back last summer. I did not know how to tell him at all. Everything had been taken care of for my son, who is now a happy and healthy two year old. I decided to not tell him right away to see what he had to say about leaving. He basically did not have anythng dramatic to say. I tried to tell him for many many many months but I just could not bring myself to share that part of him with him yet mainly because I felt his behavior was less than geniuine and the need to protect my son. Despite these feelings, I felt guilty because I thought he should know - at the very least of his son. In addition, we were having problems in communicating. Nevertheless, things reached a furiously bad turning point and we decided to not speak again. It was at that point that I decided to tell him. Well he called me a liar and wanted proof. He gave me some fax number to send documentation to. I faxed him documentation. and he claims he never got it. This was about 3 weeks ago and we have not spoken since then. It was then I decided to withhold any further info about his son from him. If he thinks I am a liar, then he thinks I am a liar and there is nothing I can do about it. I don;t feel it is my responsibility to share any part with him feuled mainly in part because for the past two years I have been doing this all on my own, with the financial and moral and emotional support of a very loving family and a happy healthy son. I feel sad in a way that he is not involved with his son, but if he thinks I am a liar, what am I to do? I dont feel the "need' to do anything or to prove to him the existence of his son (who he has not seen). Thoughts? Advice?

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what to do. . .

2007-02-08T16:18:12Z

okay, so you have developed a big crush on somebody on tribe who lives all the way across the country. you have never met, but you feel like, this could be it. . .

then you find out they are married. . .what to do? use your imagination and hatch a plot to break up their marriage without either of them knowing that you are doing it. . .oh, and also pick the winning lottery ticket.

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Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

2006-12-28T17:55:17Z

a la Zoolander.

To be followed by the next best from that movie:

"Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

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"Do you want me to take off all my clothes now?"

2006-12-20T05:57:56Z

Are you wearing rhetorical clothes?

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Are you a thespian? cause you're sure acting like one!

2006-11-06T22:52:29Z

i always love this one...

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Why do birds suddenly appear?

2006-10-31T05:15:19Z

Because someone left the aviary door open.

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hey, does this smell rotten?

2006-10-24T05:45:31Z

*your scenario here*

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(DING DONG) Is that a burglar?

2006-10-24T05:44:01Z

Crap. I was going to pose as the pizza guy.

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Which one of you is Spartacus?

2006-10-24T00:47:49Z

HE's Spartacus!!! (thumbing the next guy)

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Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?

2006-10-23T07:14:08Z

I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.

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Why are we born but to suffer and die?

2006-10-09T03:03:20Z

Well, someone has to pay taxes.

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Where would we go without you, anyway?

2006-09-27T19:16:30Z

go ahead, take the juicy joke, sitting there!

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where's the booze and naked chicks?

2006-09-15T23:03:13Z

ummm

here:

http://bm.tribe.net/thread/3cc9f91f-226f-4094-9768-52525f581db4

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Who made this salad?

2006-09-06T21:42:43Z

Caesar made this salad.

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Who cares?

2006-08-25T23:14:45Z

I do! I do!

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i know I' m not the only one thinking...

2006-08-16T19:56:59Z

"rent or burn?"

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Crazy bastard, do you wanna die?

2006-08-12T00:39:57Z

No, silly goose, I'm just in it for the frequent flier miles...

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is it possible not to reply to this?

2006-08-07T22:46:46Z

can you resist replying?

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where do we go from here?

2006-07-21T20:54:29Z

to take a long walk off a short pier, i guess

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Did you beat your wife yet?

2006-07-19T19:15:11Z

NO!......um, not yet?

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Just who do you think you _are_?

2006-07-19T06:37:45Z

Er... I dunno. Who do I need to be?

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what to do, what to do....

2006-07-19T05:32:39Z

all i see is black and blue

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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

2006-07-18T19:27:04Z

Well, of course, I'm happy to see you but that *is* a gun in my pocket.

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WADDAYA THINK THIS IS???!!!?

2006-07-12T20:12:19Z

....a resteraunt?
....a bank?
....your own personal garbage dump?

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Were you thinking what I was thinking?

2006-07-12T18:26:24Z

Is it thank or thunk? as in: I was thankin' it's regional?
Or you thunk wrong?

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How is this rhetorical?

2006-07-07T00:43:20Z

you are just spewing circular logic.

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anyone got a smoke?

2006-07-07T00:40:57Z

I feel like a smoke

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Who peed in YOUR cornflakes this morning?

2006-07-07T00:39:26Z

Did I say 'pee'?

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How many times do I have to tell you?

2006-07-07T00:38:35Z

-....not to draw on the table with cheese?
.....not to stick that in your brother's ear?
.....not to put the cat in the freezer?

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Hey, am I talking to you?

2006-07-06T13:50:15Z

Yes, I'm pretty sure. If not then you should be.

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How do I know when enough is enough?

2006-07-06T13:47:54Z

http://sobad1.tribe.net/thread/1984d6e7-9689-47e3-a3a0-b9ce692588e3?newpostingid=81b475a2-4cf6-43d8-a7a0-2d7f7ab2463b#81b475a2-4cf6-43d8-a7a0-2d7f7ab2463b

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Why do I...

2006-07-06T01:20:29Z

...keep getting emails offering to enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not posess?

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

2006-07-06T01:14:34Z

Because it's funny.

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should one ask first?

2006-07-06T01:09:54Z

never did ask to join your tribe Clear..Couldn't help myself ..did you mind my posts ..would it be redundent to ask to join now?..lol or are there times when you should proceed before asking-is this and the previous tribe examples ..or i'm just a dunbass who doesn't know how to follow rules

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Why forgive when you can hold a grudge?

2006-07-06T01:07:08Z

I dunno, sounds like a good idea. FTW, man.

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do these pants make me look fat?

2006-07-06T01:04:48Z

well, do they?

avoid answering this question at all costs... there is no right answer,
except may be "no, you always look phat", but make sure to pronounce that right

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Why is everyone ignoring me?

2006-07-03T16:15:08Z

Hello?

Hello?

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Why don't bad things happen to bad people?

2006-07-03T16:14:36Z

They've probably bought off the authorities.

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Mind if we dance with your dates?

2006-07-03T16:10:26Z

"Why, no, not at all, go right ahead."

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Why do good things happen to bad people?

2006-07-03T16:09:14Z

To piss the rest of us off.

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Why forgive when you can forget?

2006-06-26T03:53:51Z

or, why forget when you can forgive?

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I don't have a reciept

2006-06-19T06:27:32Z

but can I still return it? I promise I didn't just take it off the rack over there.

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Look, do you wanna get paid?

2006-06-17T00:13:58Z

Yes, of course... why do you think I wear this rediculous outfit?

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Why are you always following me?

2006-06-15T02:59:16Z

Because I'm the one telling you where to go.

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When is enough not enough?

2006-06-15T02:57:25Z

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

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Hey, where'd everyone go?

2006-06-15T02:56:48Z

Far far away...

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How do I love thee?

2006-06-06T07:23:24Z

Let me count the ways...

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Hot enough for ya?

2006-05-24T03:03:00Z

yup. gon'get hotter.

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Why did I do it when I knew it was a bad idea?

2006-05-24T02:59:35Z

Because I was blinded by how good it looked at the time.

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Why do good things happen to good people?

2006-05-16T16:37:52Z

You got me.

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is it over?

2006-05-15T05:26:51Z

yeah, the worst of it, anyway. and as soon as the 'all clear' sounds, it'll be safe to come out again.

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why can't you just leave well enough alone?

2006-05-15T01:34:37Z

because he was lonely and I thought he deserved some company. *grins*

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Have you no sense of decency?

2006-05-15T00:42:59Z

Nope, not really... are you going to finish those french fries?

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why am I inside when it's such a nice day?

2006-05-10T14:38:11Z

why am I type type typing on this computer all day long?

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why do things happen to people?

2006-05-09T22:13:02Z

hmmm?

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What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

2006-05-03T03:51:42Z

Shave his belly with a rusty razor!

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Would anyone mind if I took a shower?

2006-05-03T03:50:43Z

Would anyone mind if I thought about this for a bit?

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Why is the world in love again?

2006-05-03T01:54:20Z

Why are we marching hand in hand?

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How many rhetorical questions are there?

2006-05-01T03:24:23Z

Just as many as the number of licks it takes to get to the heart of darkness... err, I mean the center of a tootsy roll pop, yeah, that's it.

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You talkin' to me?

2006-05-01T03:15:44Z

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f*ck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

2006-05-01T02:18:58Z

Cheese doesn't talk, silly.

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Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

2006-04-28T22:26:50Z

Lost, forlorn, and unsatisfied. So keep 'em flowing.

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# Don't you hate it when the steam room at the gym is so hot that you can't even masturbate?

2006-04-28T21:27:44Z

Nope, I love it.

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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

2006-04-27T05:16:38Z

In some countries you can, but here in the states we just over charge them.

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Is beauty just a state of mind?

2006-04-27T03:45:21Z

I don't know. Let's crack open your head and find out!

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Then why aren't you doing anything about it?

2006-04-27T03:40:01Z

Ummm... my dog ate it?

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why is water wet?

2006-04-26T21:24:32Z

because of humidity?

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

2006-04-26T16:30:20Z

Probably bacon.

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are we about done here?

2006-04-21T18:41:14Z

i dunno about you, but i've been done for a while now.

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a day like today

2006-04-19T03:01:50Z

makes one wonder,

is there a place more beautiful?

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Do you kiss you mother with that dirty mouth?

2006-04-13T23:27:59Z

Well, depends on how much you're paying.

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Why is this night different from all other nights?

2006-04-13T20:44:58Z

Because it is not like any other....

Happy Passover, wishing everyone peace, love, and a deeper connection with the divine inside each of us.

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Who made you king of the castle?

2006-04-04T08:39:57Z

Ummm... I was just sitting on the throne...

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Did you just call me "Coltrane"?

2006-03-30T20:59:34Z

No.

But if I did, you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, would you?

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WTF?

2006-03-30T00:47:27Z

OMG, LOL!!!

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I am going to have to do this all myself?

2006-03-16T05:08:12Z

Yes... please get on with it.

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isn't it just darling?

2006-03-16T04:51:48Z

oh just gorgeous! it evokes such a wonderful vomit reflex in my throat!

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Am I making myself clear about this?

2006-03-13T16:11:18Z

Yup! I can see right through you!

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Why doesn't anyone love the loveable people?

2006-03-11T17:34:53Z

Because it's too easy.

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Did you take the blue one or the red one?

2006-03-10T13:32:39Z

I seem to have misplaced my green one...

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What would Jesus do?

2006-03-10T13:31:04Z

http://ethicsandmorals.tribe.net/thread/5b43fd89-8c62-4a5d-902e-8bc089

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what are you, wasted?

2006-03-09T22:03:59Z

um well, as a matter of fact, now that you're asking...

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Do you love me?

2006-03-09T22:03:23Z

I guess.

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Why'd you have to go and make it all sticky?

2006-03-08T22:35:05Z

Cause that's what I do.

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will that leave a stain?

2006-03-08T06:59:13Z

Ooooh yeah it will....

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Could we possibly get this over with any quicker?

2006-03-05T10:25:34Z

I'm trying, I'm trying!

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Do you take it...?

2006-03-02T17:40:04Z

for the real test of a relationship, make sure you go to

http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm

and turn it up

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what's that noise?

2006-03-01T21:34:55Z

HEY ALEX, What's that noise???
C'mon guys, seriously, WHAT'S THAT FUCKIN' NOISE????

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any questions?

2006-03-01T17:08:32Z

Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?

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And then?

2006-03-01T09:39:36Z

And then and then and then and then.....

In Zen

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How could you think that?!

2006-03-01T02:59:29Z

Uh...I had help?

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Why do you make baby Jesus cry?

2006-02-23T23:23:45Z

Cuz I'm ill like that...

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Are you trying to be funny?

2006-02-19T01:07:15Z

No... snicker... tee-hee... ummm... of course not... titter...

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but everyone else is doing it- why can't I?

2006-02-18T23:36:40Z

those who have chill'ren, speak up.......

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Did I ever tell you how much I love you guys?

2006-02-18T18:52:34Z

Maybe, but I was drunk...

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Seriously, you sarcastic monkeys make me so proud to have started this tribe. Hugs and drugs all around!!!

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Do you WANT to loose your job here at MegaTech?

2006-02-18T06:55:42Z

Sir, no, sir, I was just going to the bathroom!

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