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HEY! Who ate all the chocolate?

maggiemae — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 18:11:21 GMT

(nobody)

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Whachu talkin 'bout, Willis?

Jaybird — Tue, 01 May 2007 21:23:37 GMT

The comparative virtues of local versus organic farming.

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What're YOU lookin' at?

maggiemae — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 18:13:09 GMT

Did you eat a bowl of stupid this morning?

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Why, god, WHYYY?

Promise74 — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:04:23 GMT

*shakes fist**

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hello

pulsating_brandon — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 19:31:07 GMT

Ok so three years ago I was with a man, who left me with no word. Everything had been going well up to that point. After he left I found out I was pregnant. I tried to reach him but he never replied. I decided to go it alone and have my son. He was gone for about 18 months. He came back last summer. I did not know how to tell him at all. Everything had been taken care of for my son, who is now a happy and healthy two year old. I decided to not tell him right away to see what he had to say about leaving. He basically did not have anythng dramatic to say. I tried to tell him for many many many months but I just could not bring myself to share that part of him with him yet mainly because I felt his behavior was less than geniuine and the need to protect my son. Despite these feelings, I felt guilty because I thought he should know - at the very least of his son. In addition, we were having problems in communicating. Nevertheless, things reached a furiously bad turning point and we decided to not speak again. It was at that point that I decided to tell him. Well he called me a liar and wanted proof. He gave me some fax number to send documentation to. I faxed him documentation. and he claims he never got it. This was about 3 weeks ago and we have not spoken since then. It was then I decided to withhold any further info about his son from him. If he thinks I am a liar, then he thinks I am a liar and there is nothing I can do about it. I don;t feel it is my responsibility to share any part with him feuled mainly in part because for the past two years I have been doing this all on my own, with the financial and moral and emotional support of a very loving family and a happy healthy son. I feel sad in a way that he is not involved with his son, but if he thinks I am a liar, what am I to do? I dont feel the "need' to do anything or to prove to him the existence of his son (who he has not seen). Thoughts? Advice?

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what to do. . .

Lorenzo — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:54:21 GMT

okay, so you have developed a big crush on somebody on tribe who lives all the way across the country. you have never met, but you feel like, this could be it. . .

then you find out they are married. . .what to do? use your imagination and hatch a plot to break up their marriage without either of them knowing that you are doing it. . .oh, and also pick the winning lottery ticket.

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Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Star — Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:56:25 GMT

a la Zoolander.

To be followed by the next best from that movie:

"Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

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"Do you want me to take off all my clothes now?"

timbo — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:36:47 GMT

Are you wearing rhetorical clothes?

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Are you a thespian? cause you're sure acting like one!

Koyote )'( — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 22:52:29 GMT

i always love this one...

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Why do birds suddenly appear?

Kauwika — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:44:30 GMT

Because someone left the aviary door open.

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hey, does this smell rotten?

Koyote )'( — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:07:45 GMT

*your scenario here*

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(DING DONG) Is that a burglar?

maggiemae — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 00:49:26 GMT

Crap. I was going to pose as the pizza guy.

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Which one of you is Spartacus?

maggiemae — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:03:12 GMT

HE's Spartacus!!! (thumbing the next guy)

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Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?

pulchrasunt — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:53:41 GMT

I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach.

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Why are we born but to suffer and die?

luminous_ferret — Wed, 03 May 2006 04:15:36 GMT

Well, someone has to pay taxes.

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Where would we go without you, anyway?

Promise74 — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:16:30 GMT

go ahead, take the juicy joke, sitting there!

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where's the booze and naked chicks?

toomanyTomcats — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:53:26 GMT

ummm

here:

http://bm.tribe.net/thread/3cc9f91f-226f-4094-9768-52525f581db4

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Who made this salad?

luminous_ferret — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:42:43 GMT

Caesar made this salad.

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Who cares?

clearmenser — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 21:24:24 GMT

I do! I do!

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i know I' m not the only one thinking...

LeonBrauer — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:43:47 GMT

"rent or burn?"

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Crazy bastard, do you wanna die?

clearmenser — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 22:13:10 GMT

No, silly goose, I'm just in it for the frequent flier miles...

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is it possible not to reply to this?

tomtakatom — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 15:20:02 GMT

can you resist replying?

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where do we go from here?

LeonBrauer — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:55:21 GMT

to take a long walk off a short pier, i guess

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Did you beat your wife yet?

maggiemae — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:57:16 GMT

NO!......um, not yet?

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Just who do you think you _are_?

teamnoir — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:36:09 GMT

Er... I dunno. Who do I need to be?

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what to do, what to do....

LeonBrauer — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:33:03 GMT

all i see is black and blue

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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

luminous_ferret — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:01:20 GMT

Well, of course, I'm happy to see you but that *is* a gun in my pocket.

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WADDAYA THINK THIS IS???!!!?

maggiemae — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 22:53:17 GMT

....a resteraunt?
....a bank?
....your own personal garbage dump?

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Were you thinking what I was thinking?

maggiemae — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 00:46:31 GMT

Is it thank or thunk? as in: I was thankin' it's regional?
Or you thunk wrong?

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How is this rhetorical?

toomanyTomcats — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 16:40:34 GMT

you are just spewing circular logic.

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anyone got a smoke?

maggiemae — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 20:22:16 GMT

I feel like a smoke

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Who peed in YOUR cornflakes this morning?

maggiemae — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 13:55:26 GMT

Did I say 'pee'?

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How many times do I have to tell you?

maggiemae — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 13:53:10 GMT

-....not to draw on the table with cheese?
.....not to stick that in your brother's ear?
.....not to put the cat in the freezer?

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Hey, am I talking to you?

clearmenser — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 04:01:39 GMT

Yes, I'm pretty sure. If not then you should be.

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How do I know when enough is enough?

toomanyTomcats — Wed, 31 May 2006 22:35:39 GMT

http://sobad1.tribe.net/thread/1984d6e7-9689-47e3-a3a0-b9ce692588e3?newpostingid=81b475a2-4cf6-43d8-a7a0-2d7f7ab2463b#81b475a2-4cf6-43d8-a7a0-2d7f7ab2463b

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Why do I...

goodlittlenaughtygirl — Tue, 16 May 2006 04:35:52 GMT

...keep getting emails offering to enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not posess?

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

Symsinia — Wed, 03 May 2006 04:08:55 GMT

Because it's funny.

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should one ask first?

SIMPLY-J — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:33:45 GMT

never did ask to join your tribe Clear..Couldn't help myself ..did you mind my posts ..would it be redundent to ask to join now?..lol or are there times when you should proceed before asking-is this and the previous tribe examples ..or i'm just a dunbass who doesn't know how to follow rules

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Why forgive when you can hold a grudge?

clearmenser — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:24:41 GMT

I dunno, sounds like a good idea. FTW, man.

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do these pants make me look fat?

LeonBrauer — Wed, 24 May 2006 01:50:27 GMT

well, do they?

avoid answering this question at all costs... there is no right answer,
except may be "no, you always look phat", but make sure to pronounce that right

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Why is everyone ignoring me?

toomanyTomcats — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:46:39 GMT

Hello?

Hello?

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Why don't bad things happen to bad people?

danceguy — Tue, 16 May 2006 18:03:02 GMT

They've probably bought off the authorities.

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Mind if we dance with your dates?

luminous_ferret — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 17:56:47 GMT

"Why, no, not at all, go right ahead."

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Why do good things happen to bad people?

Symsinia — Wed, 03 May 2006 04:09:20 GMT

To piss the rest of us off.

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Why forgive when you can forget?

Promise74 — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 23:56:45 GMT

or, why forget when you can forgive?

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I don't have a reciept

toomanyTomcats — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 22:37:43 GMT

but can I still return it? I promise I didn't just take it off the rack over there.

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Look, do you wanna get paid?

clearmenser — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:21:58 GMT

Yes, of course... why do you think I wear this rediculous outfit?

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Why are you always following me?

Symsinia — Sat, 27 May 2006 08:16:46 GMT

Because I'm the one telling you where to go.

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When is enough not enough?

pulchrasunt — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:41:17 GMT

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

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Hey, where'd everyone go?

clearmenser — Sat, 27 May 2006 02:12:53 GMT

Far far away...

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How do I love thee?

clearmenser — Sat, 03 Jun 2006 18:29:18 GMT

Let me count the ways...

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Hot enough for ya?

Carmen — Sun, 21 May 2006 07:45:45 GMT

yup. gon'get hotter.

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Why did I do it when I knew it was a bad idea?

Symsinia — Tue, 16 May 2006 05:17:09 GMT

Because I was blinded by how good it looked at the time.

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Why do good things happen to good people?

clearmenser — Mon, 08 May 2006 18:33:03 GMT

You got me.

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is it over?

LeonBrauer — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 21:39:53 GMT

yeah, the worst of it, anyway. and as soon as the 'all clear' sounds, it'll be safe to come out again.

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why can't you just leave well enough alone?

goodlittlenaughtygirl — Mon, 15 May 2006 01:13:52 GMT

because he was lonely and I thought he deserved some company. *grins*

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Have you no sense of decency?

clearmenser — Thu, 11 May 2006 23:00:50 GMT

Nope, not really... are you going to finish those french fries?

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why am I inside when it's such a nice day?

toomanyTomcats — Tue, 09 May 2006 18:49:35 GMT

why am I type type typing on this computer all day long?

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why do things happen to people?

areyouxp — Tue, 09 May 2006 04:02:23 GMT

hmmm?

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What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

clearmenser — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:18:18 GMT

Shave his belly with a rusty razor!

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Would anyone mind if I took a shower?

timbo — Mon, 01 May 2006 03:17:04 GMT

Would anyone mind if I thought about this for a bit?

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Why is the world in love again?

clearmenser — Tue, 02 May 2006 16:26:26 GMT

Why are we marching hand in hand?

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How many rhetorical questions are there?

clearmenser — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 18:43:01 GMT

Just as many as the number of licks it takes to get to the heart of darkness... err, I mean the center of a tootsy roll pop, yeah, that's it.

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You talkin' to me?

luminous_ferret — Mon, 01 May 2006 00:29:37 GMT

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the f*ck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

luminous_ferret — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 00:42:41 GMT

Cheese doesn't talk, silly.

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Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

clearmenser — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:02:04 GMT

Lost, forlorn, and unsatisfied. So keep 'em flowing.

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# Don't you hate it when the steam room at the gym is so hot that you can't even masturbate?

clearmenser — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 21:06:05 GMT

Nope, I love it.

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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

clearmenser — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:22:39 GMT

In some countries you can, but here in the states we just over charge them.

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Is beauty just a state of mind?

Symsinia — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 15:33:19 GMT

I don't know. Let's crack open your head and find out!

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Then why aren't you doing anything about it?

clearmenser — Sat, 22 Apr 2006 16:32:22 GMT

Ummm... my dog ate it?

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why is water wet?

toomanyTomcats — Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:57:38 GMT

because of humidity?

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

clearmenser — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:23:44 GMT

Probably bacon.

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are we about done here?

areyouxp — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 18:55:14 GMT

i dunno about you, but i've been done for a while now.

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a day like today

LeonBrauer — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:26:18 GMT

makes one wonder,

is there a place more beautiful?

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Do you kiss you mother with that dirty mouth?

clearmenser — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 23:27:59 GMT

Well, depends on how much you're paying.

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Why is this night different from all other nights?

LeonBrauer — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 22:47:44 GMT

Because it is not like any other....

Happy Passover, wishing everyone peace, love, and a deeper connection with the divine inside each of us.

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Who made you king of the castle?

clearmenser — Mon, 03 Apr 2006 23:01:22 GMT

Ummm... I was just sitting on the throne...

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Did you just call me "Coltrane"?

pulchrasunt — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 23:56:28 GMT

No.

But if I did, you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, would you?

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WTF?

clearmenser — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:52:55 GMT

OMG, LOL!!!

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I am going to have to do this all myself?

clearmenser — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:47:44 GMT

Yes... please get on with it.

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isn't it just darling?

areyouxp — Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:00:40 GMT

oh just gorgeous! it evokes such a wonderful vomit reflex in my throat!

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Am I making myself clear about this?

Kauwika — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 23:35:08 GMT

Yup! I can see right through you!

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Why doesn't anyone love the loveable people?

Symsinia — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 00:25:35 GMT

Because it's too easy.

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Did you take the blue one or the red one?

timbo — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:21:36 GMT

I seem to have misplaced my green one...

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What would Jesus do?

timbo — Thu, 02 Feb 2006 19:48:23 GMT

http://ethicsandmorals.tribe.net/thread/5b43fd89-8c62-4a5d-902e-8bc089

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what are you, wasted?

areyouxp — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 19:12:50 GMT

um well, as a matter of fact, now that you're asking...

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Do you love me?

clearmenser — Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:58:20 GMT

I guess.

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Why'd you have to go and make it all sticky?

Symsinia — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 18:20:32 GMT

Cause that's what I do.

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will that leave a stain?

LeonBrauer — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:53:47 GMT

Ooooh yeah it will....

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Could we possibly get this over with any quicker?

timbo — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:22:45 GMT

I'm trying, I'm trying!

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Do you take it...?

LeonBrauer — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 17:40:04 GMT

for the real test of a relationship, make sure you go to

http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm

and turn it up

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what's that noise?

toomanyTomcats — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 18:38:50 GMT

HEY ALEX, What's that noise???
C'mon guys, seriously, WHAT'S THAT FUCKIN' NOISE????

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any questions?

toomanyTomcats — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:39:55 GMT

Anyone? Anyone?
Bueller?

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And then?

LeonBrauer — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:52:14 GMT

And then and then and then and then.....

In Zen

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How could you think that?!

timbo — Tue, 28 Feb 2006 20:49:55 GMT

Uh...I had help?

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Why do you make baby Jesus cry?

clearmenser — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:24:55 GMT

Cuz I'm ill like that...

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Are you trying to be funny?

clearmenser — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:57:42 GMT

No... snicker... tee-hee... ummm... of course not... titter...

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but everyone else is doing it- why can't I?

toomanyTomcats — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:55:09 GMT

those who have chill'ren, speak up.......

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Did I ever tell you how much I love you guys?

clearmenser — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:08:35 GMT

Maybe, but I was drunk...

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Seriously, you sarcastic monkeys make me so proud to have started this tribe. Hugs and drugs all around!!!