1. That slimey fuck George Herbert Walker Bush, who after throwing up on Japan, said, "If this was in China, I'd be hungry to wipe a booger on the table twenty minutes later."
2. That slimey fuck George W. Bush, who thrives on being underestimated, proven when he was accused of bungling every english word, and he said, "New clear".
3. That slimey fuck Jeb Bush, who wants NASA to explore why he can't get a family discount on Budweiser from Anheiser Busch.
4. That Ethereal Angel, Kate Bush, who made us glad December is always magic again and again.
5. That slimey fuck Dick Chaney, who will hunt me down if I say anything bad here.
6. That slimey fuck Donald Rumsfeld, who peered over my bathroom stall in Washington, and I now get 31 e-mails a day for penis enlargement. I was bigger, but he was the bigger one.
7. That slimey fuck Dr. Doom for stealing the Silver Surfer's board.
8. That slimey fuck Scott Boras for making Yankee fans hate me for my first name.
9. That slimey fuck Dick Dasterdly for neglecting Snidley Whiplash.
10. That slimey fuck Satan for giving hell a bad name.