wow.

You're freakin' kidding!!! We're all family and we're NOT supposed to steal from each other!!!!!!!

~<{:o)

Cat is in fact correct.

At some point between closing on Saturday and opening on Sunday, someone stole most of the signs that we use for our show.

They took:

A one sided "Parental Advisory: We Say Fuck" sign, approx. 3'x2', design similar to "parental advisory" stickers.
A series of smaller, approx. 2'x1.5' signs, reading "Crap", "Damn", "Shit", "Cock", "Pussy (Meow)" and two signs reading "Bitch".

As you can imagine, the report we filed with Security is a rather amusing read.

We're currently willing to believe that this was just a drunken idiocy. It happens. I woke up with a stop sign next to my bed one morning.

I'm personally requesting word be put out that we just want them back. If they're back at the Reef before our first set on Saturday, nothing further needs to be said. Stupid crap happens, life moves on.

If they are not returned, after Saturday at 11 AM I'd request everyone please keep an eye out for the signs and if they are spotted, report the thief to anyone not otherwise busy with a radio. We've filed a report on this with REC, they'll be able to get them back to us.

Thank you, everyone.