PSA: Weather Reports

topic posted Fri, March 7, 2008 - 8:26 AM by  offlineBess
Workshops, weekend one:
weather.msn.com/local.aspx

It may say cloudy, but remember your hats and sunscreen!
posted by:
Bess
Los Angeles
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    Fri, March 7, 2008 - 9:02 AM
    but remember your hats and sunscreen!

    Ummm does that mean the lobster look is out?
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      Fri, March 7, 2008 - 9:09 AM
      Yes, we are pasty Europeans!
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        Fri, March 14, 2008 - 6:39 PM
        I'm not pasty-white...I glow in the dark!
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          Fri, March 14, 2008 - 11:45 PM
          "I'm not pasty-white...I glow in the dark!"

          I'm not pasty nor white, and I glow in the dark too!

          *But not what you think... All 'dem years fixin' nuclear submarines...*
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            Sat, March 15, 2008 - 10:05 AM
            Amanda you have the healthy radient glow of a woman with half lifes.

            ;-)

            Scram the reactor!!!!
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              Sun, March 16, 2008 - 9:30 AM
              "Scram the reactor!!!!"

              Catching some zoomies...

              It's always fun & games when your a** deep in the scope well trying to find a screw driver one of your a**hole coworkers dropped, and you hear "Reactor is critical. Reactor is critical. All hands abandon ship." I'M ON A F******* SUBMARINE DICKHEAD! WHERE AM I GONNA GO!!!???
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                Sun, March 16, 2008 - 5:48 PM
                From what I've heard, in a true emergency, they launch folks through the torpedo tubes. This is why sailors who have had hernia surgery or other abdominal surgery cannot serve on submarines.

                Interesting tidbit of trivia learned from my ex-husband the sailor. This is why he was on a destroyer.
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                  Sun, March 16, 2008 - 9:06 PM
                  True & False.

                  If it's an emergency with the boat sinking, and they're able to "bubble up" to a reasonable depth (I could tell you what that is, but I'll have to kill you) yes they'll launch them out of the tubes. Which is why they frequently shoot "water slugs" to test/clear the tubes. Otherwise they'll use the Emergency Blow option (if you've seen Hunt For The Red October... That scene at the end... That was the USS Houston (SSN-713), NOT the USS Dallas (SSN-700).) If it's an emergency with the REACTOR, sorry. Kiss your butt goodbye, because they won't risk another Chernobyl. If the reactor blows, EVERYONE'S going down with the boat. And sorry to be morbid, but if you're exposed to THAT much radiation; you're gonna die anyway.
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                    Sun, March 16, 2008 - 9:10 PM
                    True 'nough. Radiation poisoning is evil. And I don't expect you to tell me things you'd have to kill me for. I don't wanna be dead. 8-)
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                  Wed, March 26, 2008 - 11:45 AM
                  I can't serve on a submarine!

                  Darn, there goes my back-up plan!
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                    Wed, March 26, 2008 - 11:04 PM
                    I know. I know. But you'll be okay really. Besides... Bubbleheads are WEIRD!!! They used to ask my coworkers questions like, "What's it like to work with a woman?"

                    Yes. This is the modern Navy... I'm not kidding...
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                Wed, April 2, 2008 - 11:26 AM
                "Reactor is critical" is normal operating procedure (unless you're in the same compartment as the reactor at the time). It's those little "supercritical" moments you have to watch out for!

                I was a reactor operator in the Navy. I did my prototype training at the Idaho National Engineering Laboratory. And no, the snow still doesn't stay on the ground where they buried the remains of the SL-1 plant.

                On an interesting (to me) side note: For my first month there, my TLD* showed less radiation than the background TLDs, so the running joke was that I should be classified as a point source! (ok, to all non-nukes in the crowd I apologize for this meaningless story. My fellow nukes should at least be laughing politely)

                *TLD - Thermo Luminescent Dosimeter. A crystal with a heating element wrapped around it in a little plastic tube with a metal clip for your shirt, belt, whatever. When certain types of radiation pass through the crystal, they exite electrons in the crystal and "bump them up" to higher orbits around the nucleus of their atoms. you take the crystal out and place it in an enclosed machine (so it's dark inside) and pass a current through the heating element. The "bumped up" electrons will "relax" and go back to their original orbits. When they do, they give off photons (light). A photo-multiplier tube registers how much light, and from that the machine calculates the dosage of radiation you recieved. The process has the desired side effect of resetting the crystal so your TLD can be reused. TLDs are also much more reliable than the old film badge dosimeters.

                Whew! Sorry about that ramble.....

                -Phil

                "Quini, quidi, quici" - I came, I saw, I played a little quidditch.
  • Re: PSA: Weather Reports

    Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:20 AM
    weather.msn.com/local.aspx

    It's looking to be a warm one, folks. :-(
    Hats, Sunscreen, plenty of water, lemonade, gatorade and other anti-dehydration stuffs please!
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      Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:35 AM
      I heard tell yesterday on the either that for all that it was chilly last weekend that it may be nearly 90 of the degrees this weekend. No passing out ya hear me! Trying to get you all out of your heavy costumes after you hit the dusty turf is very difficult so hydrate, hydrate!