Hello. As a recent graduate of Madame Gonzaga's Grooming and Clairvoyance online pedigree pogromme, where I earned a Dogtorate in Ethics and Aesthetics, I am uniquely qualified to help humans with the ins and outs of everyday life. So many humans lack the propriety we dogs so easily come by.
I am here, to help. Please let me know if I am needed in another tribe to give advice, wrong a right, or offer etiquette suggestions.
No, the tribe name is NOT a double-entendre. My word! Filthy-minded rapscallions. Please send me a handwritten apology at once!
