he sent me jesus books. UNSOLICITED jesus coloring books! interspersed among the pages were self-portraits, realistically designed to blend in with the other pages. what is the message of this, you ask? om thinks he is the messiah! yes, i know it sounds outrageous, but that's the way it is - and he thinks to subvert my jewish soul and use me to brainwash my fellow israelis.
btw, i think it must be om's birthday soon.
btw, i think it must be om's birthday soon.
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 8:38 AMmy mother is a virgin im sure of it
wait does that make me jewish well that helps my redeeming qualities dont you think
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TRUE FACT: there was a conflicted summer wherein I thought I might actually be the son of god. But I failed my test. So it goes. -
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Re: OM is a PROSELYTIZER!
Wed, March 15, 2006 - 1:23 PMWhat I want to know is - where the hell are my Jesus coloring books? -
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 2:19 PMeaten by the nittany lions -
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 5:28 PM(br)other michael's travelling salvation show -
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 5:32 PMcool, I"m fresh out of snake oil. -
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Wed, March 15, 2006 - 5:38 PMThe Trailing Salivation Show.
... with Penn State jokes, no less. -
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Thu, March 16, 2006 - 2:11 AMhis new evangelical movement: jews for japanese jesus
will indeed be televised, but only on obscure cable access channels whose numbers he chose through divine numerology revelation. let us make the momentous day of his birth into an international celebration of true random love. -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.Unsu...
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Thu, March 16, 2006 - 4:44 PMYou associate with Catholics? Heh, some Messiah you are! -
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 11:58 AMmy mother (in north carolina) converted to catholicism a few years ago. my sister married a catholic. my parents are orthodox jews.
from paolo coelho's new book, the zahir:
"nowadays people wear it (the cross) around their necks, hang it on their bedroom wall, and have come to identify it as a religious symbol, forgetting that they are looking at an instrument of torture...a bishop decided these (the ones held on dec. 25th) solstice festivals were a threat to the faith and that was that! Now we have masses, Nativity scenes, presents, sermons, platic babies in wooden mangers, and the cast-iron conviction that Christ was born on that very day! And then there's the Christmas tree. Do you know where that comes from? 'No idea.' Saint Boniface decided to 'christianize' a ritual intended to honor the god Odin when he was a child. Once a year, the Germanic tribes would place presents around an oak tree fo children to find. They thought this would bring joy to the pagan deity." -p.38
paolo coelho believes in christianity, yet he questions its blatant absurdities.
i believe in judaism and i question its blatant absurdities.
irshad manji is a muslim and she questions islam's blatant absurdities.
religion is crack rock, for which there is no rehab. om is a drug dealer, but he will never be arrested for it. that's why he's so daring! -
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 12:02 PMBrothers (halle-hallelujah), I said Brothers (hallelujah)
Now you got yourself two good hands (halle-hallelujah)
And when your brother is troubled
You got to reach out your one hand for him (hallelujah)
'Cause that's what it's there for (halle, hallelujah)
And when your heart is troubled
You got to reach out your other hand (hallelujah)
Reach it out to the man up there
'Cause that's what he's there for (halle-hallelujah) -
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Sun, March 19, 2006 - 12:22 PMbring it on, sister! playing backgammon online last night with a gospel singer from kansas city, we came up with an idea for jewish gospel - she says it my job to kickstart this important mission. -
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Mon, March 20, 2006 - 5:43 AMone of us
one of us
one of us
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Mon, March 20, 2006 - 11:48 AMthat owl, too, is a kind of proselytizer. but that's the kind of proselytizer i am, so i guess i can stomach that. give a hoot, don't pollute, that's my gospel. -
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Thu, March 23, 2006 - 1:22 AMYeah, but there's a story behind the story regarding that owl - he starts forest fires when Smokey the Bear isn't looking. -
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Thu, March 23, 2006 - 5:33 AMjoin me or ill grab your oney actually when you do join me ill grab your oney anyway that one of the main highlights of joining me -
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Thu, March 23, 2006 - 8:25 PMDON'T FALL FOR IT! It's a trap!
FIrst he grabs your oney, then the next thing you know he forbids you to use your capital O in Oooh and your ? at the end!
It's all downhill from there, punkin. Read: Jim friggin-Jones. -
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Re: om is the man the man trying to bring us down and take away our liberties and curtain valences and such
Thu, March 23, 2006 - 8:34 PMnuff said
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Fri, March 24, 2006 - 6:39 AMi would be happy to put my exclamation mark in your end any day -
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Fri, March 24, 2006 - 7:08 AMwell that would explain why you won't use them in sentences anymore, that's just unsanitary.
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