Prince's mom?

topic posted Sat, January 7, 2006 - 2:36 PM by  Unsubscribed
Screw that scene - let's see - what's David Bowie been up to lately - ahh, here we go....

www.davidbowie.com/news/index.php
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    creating thousands of non-biodegradable pieces of plastic crap? that's great! i say start a wristband collection that is for ridding the world of all it's plastic wristbands. or maybe we could blast them into space. the bands, not david bowie, although he would probably do ok out there since he's been there before. mind you he is a little older.
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      "Ground control to Major Tom - commencing countdown, engines on."

      Ehh, only chronologically - David Bowie will never get old.
      • I thought he only fell to earth?

        But that makes sense -- he'd have to have fallen through space.


        I hope he doesn't have any bad, supressed memories about his descent....
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          Oh, no, not him. He never lost control.
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            See, I'll prove it - www.bowiewonderworld.com/bowie...ws.htm

            About to receive a Lifetime Acheivement Award and the dude still looks younger than I do right now.
            • goddam he was ugly when he was younger.
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                Nah, they just didn't know how to properly apply make-up back then.
                • Whichever. I'm glad I was born late enough to have not even heard of him until "lets dance".

                  I mean, I worked backwards eventually, but...
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                    He's STILL ugly. Didya see that picture in the link? Kripes!
                    Scary monster!
                    • you gotta think in degrees.

                      you never saw my ex when he was really drunk.

                      you know how bowie has the funky eyes?

                      my ex had a lazy eye that was only noticable when he was totally wasted. then he'd raise his eyebrows as if doing that would enable him to see past the 3 or 4 40's of 211 steel reserve. then he'd try to talk. which let to lots of spitting, then usually giggling.

                      not cute giggling.




                      so, doesn't bowie look downright hot now?
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                        Sure does! I'd inject botox if it meant I'd look that good. Hell, I'd inhale cyanide if it meant I'd look that good.
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                          oh i dunno. i have bowie/aphex twin doing heroes on my itunes and i will SO VERY MUCH DELETE IT as soon as i can remember to do so.

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