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      <title>[3/18][sea] !!! BEWARE the Ides of March !!! ... SHITMAT [uk], KJ SAWKA, &amp;amp; suspension &amp;amp; stuff &amp;amp; things and MORE!</title>
      <link>http://tribes.tribe.net/shitmat/thread/98ee8802-6d85-441b-b163-d868719e8702</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;More Back-Stabbing Gluttony from the People Who Brought You:
&lt;br/&gt;BurningSham! &amp;amp; SkanksGiving! &amp;amp; Everything You've Ever Loved/Loathed About Life!
&lt;br/&gt;Here Comes A Mischevious, Colossal COSTUME Carnival Of Self-Indulgent, Stomach-Pumping Mayhem!!!
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&lt;br/&gt;*!*!*! BEWARE The IDES Of MARCH !*!*!*
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&lt;br/&gt;Seattle, WA ... MARCH 18th, 9PM - 4AM
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&lt;br/&gt;flyer front: http://www.chaoslabs.org/files/images/BEWARE3.jpg
&lt;br/&gt;flyer back: http://www.chaoslabs.org/files/images/beback1.jpg
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&lt;br/&gt;CONFIRMED IN THE COLISEUM:
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&lt;br/&gt;SHITMAT
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&lt;br/&gt;- - - [LIVE] - - -
&lt;br/&gt;[London, United Kingdom] - - - [Planet Mu]
&lt;br/&gt;...as Julius Caesar
&lt;br/&gt;Since the release of "Suck My Cock You Pretentious IDM Music Critics [ this took one minute to make mix]," Henry has set a world-wide precendent in hardcore which has made him the most sought after personality of our time. Always pushing boundaries, mocking taboos, and by remixing the likes of Eminem, Ace of Base, Snoop Dogg, The Bengals, and Motorhead, he has been rightfully elevated to a legendary status! Come catch him in this EXCLUSIVE Western Hemisphere engagement!
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&lt;br/&gt;KJ SAWKA
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&lt;br/&gt;- - - [LIVE] - - -
&lt;br/&gt;[Seattle] - - - [Wax Orchard][State of Mind]
&lt;br/&gt;...as Cassius
&lt;br/&gt;Seeing Seattle's most illustrius performer is the only way to believe the hype. He can play the most complex of jungle, drum'n'bass, and breakbeats utilizing no loops and no extended samples - only his two hands and two feet.
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&lt;br/&gt;FUKUMUP
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&lt;br/&gt;[Olympia] - - - [chickenhed]
&lt;br/&gt;...as Brutus
&lt;br/&gt;DJ Fukumup has been shredding anuses (anni?) professionally for more than 10,000 records in the greater olympia areola. He's fucked 6 geese since your mom won at the DMC World Championships, and you ain't got shit to say!
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&lt;br/&gt;KLED
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&lt;br/&gt;- - - [LIVE] - - -
&lt;br/&gt;[Seattle] ... Putting the ass back in ASSROCK!
&lt;br/&gt;...as the Senate
&lt;br/&gt;KLED was arrested for breaking and entering at a milking facility. Apparently they were milking themselves with the teet-vac and got their testicles caught in the works. They panicked and called 911. Prepare to be rocked back to the stone age.
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&lt;br/&gt;SEXUALLY ACTIVE CORPSE?
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&lt;br/&gt;- - - [LIVE] - - -
&lt;br/&gt;[Atlanta, GA]
&lt;br/&gt;...as the Soothsayer
&lt;br/&gt;"A poem from the Sexually Active Corpse? :
&lt;br/&gt;Whenever he engages in self-gratification
&lt;br/&gt;He fantasizes about double penetration
&lt;br/&gt;forced onto a crippled infant
&lt;br/&gt;While being smeared in excrement
&lt;br/&gt;As he rubs jon benet on his twat
&lt;br/&gt;While bleeding from his... what?"
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&lt;br/&gt;THE SUGAR SKULLS
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&lt;br/&gt;- - -[LIVE]- - -
&lt;br/&gt;[Seattle]
&lt;br/&gt;[insert bio here... they're local, they rock, they play rock, but not that cock dangling stuff..]
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&lt;br/&gt;_______________________________________
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&lt;br/&gt;____________________________
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&lt;br/&gt;VISUALS!
&lt;br/&gt;...by *** KILLING FRENZY ***
&lt;br/&gt;www.killingfrenzy.com
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&lt;br/&gt;LIVE SUSPENSION!
&lt;br/&gt;...by *** SOILED MATTRESS ***
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&lt;br/&gt;FIRE PERFORMANCE!
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&lt;br/&gt;.... and... THEATRICS!
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&lt;br/&gt;PLUS!
&lt;br/&gt;a FULL VOMITORIUM for the +21 crowd, powered by a massive 3 watts of CHICKENHED!!!
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&lt;br/&gt;Mischief! Mayhem! MURDER! It must be a traditional Roman gala of gluttony!
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&lt;br/&gt;It's a COSTUME EXTRAVAGANZA!
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&lt;br/&gt;Come dressed as your favorite Roman idol... an Emperor, a Goddess, a minitaur, toga... and get $5 off admission!
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&lt;br/&gt;THE GRITS:
&lt;br/&gt;SEATTLE
&lt;br/&gt;MARCH 18, 9 PM to 4 AM
&lt;br/&gt;ALL AGES, with seperate +21 bar
&lt;br/&gt;$15, only $10 in Costume! (just wear a bedsheet for chrissakes!)
&lt;br/&gt;Check here or www.chaoslabs.org for updates
&lt;br/&gt;Call 206-279-7444 for directions closer to the show&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:23:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Jesiah</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2006-03-12T04:23:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>SHITMAT'S UPCOMING RELEASES</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;planet-µ
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&lt;br/&gt;MAR 20 KYLER - "PUR COSY TALES" CD (ZIQ126CD)
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&lt;br/&gt;MAY 02 SHITMAT &amp;amp; FRIENDS - "GARY'S GRUESOME REMIXES" 12" (ZIQ143)
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&lt;br/&gt;sublight
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&lt;br/&gt;MAY 22 SHITMAT - "HANG THE DJ"
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      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Mar 2006 12:36:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2006-03-04T12:36:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>matty</title>
      <link>http://tribes.tribe.net/shitmat/thread/357a69d9-9ac2-46d5-b4e1-18f9e80c0930</link>
      <description>&lt;div&gt;i heard he's signed to BMI or something and he's changed his name to matty cos shitmat is too... well.. its shitmat, u know y! all illegal sampling is cut which includes the ever useful amen break, anyone know anything bout this, like wen to expect a matty album or woteva? cant actually b arsed to investigate myself&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:37:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Ginelli</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-17T20:37:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Upcoming Live Dates</title>
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      <description>&lt;div&gt;Synthax Error
&lt;br/&gt;Lyon, France
&lt;br/&gt;Friday 25 November
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&lt;br/&gt;RIAM 02
&lt;br/&gt;Marseille, France
&lt;br/&gt;Saturday 26 Novembe&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2005 06:18:19 GMT</pubDate>
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