• Edward

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Thu, March 6, 2008 - 10:56 PM

  ...The closer you hold 'em, the better.

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• Edward

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Thu, March 6, 2008 - 10:56 PM

  ...each one needs its own fancy ring.

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• Edward

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Thu, March 6, 2008 - 10:57 PM

  ...In every crowd, someone always has an annoyingly loud one.

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• Nancy

  

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  Thu, March 6, 2008 - 11:01 PM

  I like to set'em on vibrate.

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• Edward

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Thu, March 6, 2008 - 11:08 PM

  ...they seem to only break down when you really need 'em.

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• Edward

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Thu, March 6, 2008 - 11:09 PM

  ...push the right buttons and the world is yours.

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• Jessa

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Fri, March 7, 2008 - 7:28 AM

  ...if you can't *ever* leave home without it, there's probably a larger psychological issue.

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• Nancy

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Fri, March 7, 2008 - 7:35 AM

  It's safer to use the hand-free feature while you're driving.

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• Edward

  

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  Re: Cellphones are like girlfriends

  Fri, March 7, 2008 - 12:49 PM

  ...it's best to not use 'em at all while you're driving. ;)

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• Edward

  

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  Wed, March 12, 2008 - 11:25 AM

  ...the more clever the ring, the more annoying they are to other people.

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