• Edward

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Mon, March 3, 2008 - 10:57 PM

  They're good for maybe a day, but eventually, the only way to get rid of 'em is to burn 'em.

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• Edward

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Mon, March 3, 2008 - 10:58 PM

  Everybody has their favorite part.

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• Edward

  

  265

  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Mon, March 3, 2008 - 10:58 PM

  Looks like something's been thrown up on the driveway again.

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• Edward

  

  265

  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Mon, March 3, 2008 - 11:14 PM

  ...most of what looks meaty and interesting is just advertising and fluff pieces.

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• Lloyd

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Tue, March 4, 2008 - 5:14 AM

  ...they leave a grubby residue.

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• Edward

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Tue, March 4, 2008 - 2:55 PM

  ...they're more entertaining when rolled.

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• Lloyd

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Tue, March 4, 2008 - 3:07 PM

  some couples like to share the same one

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• Cons...

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Wed, March 5, 2008 - 8:01 AM

  Reading a newspaper and reading the body language of a tramp can both give valuable information.

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• Cons...

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Wed, March 5, 2008 - 8:04 AM

  It would take an extreme emergency before I would want to wrap one around myself to keep warm.

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• Jessa

  

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  Re: Newspapers are like tramps

  Fri, March 7, 2008 - 7:37 AM

  ...educational.

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