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Making boys wear your damp panties

2008-05-15T03:46:27Z

Does that qualify as being kinky lol

After spending a day dancing in my panties, all hot and very damp, I made this very sexy young man wear them under his shorts, all small and skimpy, lacy and pretty..marking him with my scent :-)

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Ageplay Party at Edges

2008-05-15T01:46:27Z

Shameless Plug because it is such a great place :)

This event has been moved to Sunday, June 8th

Sugar & Spice: Jumpy House and Swim Pool
Don't miss our LAST PARTY at our current location. This may be our last chance to enjoy the jumpy house experience, thus we are doubling up and going to have the GIANT SWIMMIE POOL available! So bring along your sunblock, swimmies, pool toys, and towels. Swim suits ARE required.

Have you been curious about an age play party but don't know what to expect? You'll see a wide range of adults getting lost in a world of innocence, silliness and fun. So join us and spend some time simply enjoying!

Squeals of laughter and giggles galore will fill the air. Whether you are a kid at heart or love those who are, this is the party for you.
For more information contact events@edges.biz or go to www.edges.biz

11:00 AM to 3:00 PM
$10 for members, $15 for guests
MUST BE 18 YEARS OLD +

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Recent Kinks

2008-05-14T13:40:30Z

So what recent kinky fun have you been up to hmmm?

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Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

2008-05-13T11:58:51Z

http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Survive_a_Zombie_Apocalypse

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Support Edges

2008-04-22T15:53:57Z

A Fundraiser to Help Edges Relocate, Summer 2008
Edges Playspace in Santa Clara (events@edges.biz)
MAY 10, 2008: 5pm-3am
Open to All Genders and Orientations

*Catered Reception hosted by Lady Cynthia and YoYo
*Burlesque Show with Twilight Vixen Revue
*Community Fashion Show, MC'ed by Gabrielle IMsL 1990
*Silent Auction with more than $4000 in donations
*Raffle for the last available Edges Black Membership ($1000 value and free
parties for life!)
*Oil Wrestling hosted by South Bay TNG
*Play party for fucking and frolicking
*2am community brunch

*~*~*~*~*~*

ADVANCED TICKETS http://www.edges.biz/may10.html
Reception and Show $12
Play Party $20
Full Day $30

AT THE DOOR
Reception and Show $20
Play Party $25
Full Day $40

*~*~*~*~*~*

EVENT SCHEDULE
5-10 Silent Auction and Raffle
5-630 Gourmet Appetizer Reception
630-8 Burlesque & Fashion Shows
8-930 Hot oil wrestling
830-3 Leather Play Party
130-230 Late Night Brunch

Auction Items Include Donations From:
Stormy Leather - Mr & Madame S - Leather Masters - Bunny Flogger.com - Uncle
Abdul - WIAN Productions - Panther Prowls - ALF Designs - Kinky Medical -
Frugal Domme - Torturewood - Troll - Nob Essence - and more!

$1000 RAFFLE FOR THE LAST AVAILABLE EDGES BLACK MEMBERSHIP:
Raffle tickets will be given to auction bidders: 1 per $20 bid above
previous bid. Raffle tickets may also be purchased for $20
Must be present to win!!

Memberships and Advanced Tickets Available:
http://www.edges.biz/may10.html

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EDGES
Silicon Valley Play Space: Private Rentals, Play Parties, Classes
http://www.edges.biz
408-496-1132 or events@edges.biz

Please remember the limits of consent and respect.
No cell phones, cameras or recording devices allowed.

All Illegal Drugs/Sex Solicitations are Prohibited On Premises
(nor may anyone solicit/engage in "pay for play" at Edges)

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Defined by your sexuality?

2008-04-19T04:44:58Z

Are you defined by your sexuality? I really never gave it too much thought until recently, my profile, my flirty tribe persona caused issues with someone. She used the online to define me rather than seeing the whole picture and accepting it all. Then talking to a friend, who was considering coming out but due to their profession was afraid to do so. It seems so strange to me that someone should be defined by the fact that they like to suck cock as opposed to eating pussy or vice versa or the fact that one likes sex more than others or at least you perceive others liking it. Why is it that society cares so much about who or what we do in the bedroom and who to and how often? I have always been of the mind as long as its between 2 or more consenting adults it doesnt matter, fantasies are fantasies, private acts are just that private acts. Your thoughts?

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Inside the swingers' lifestyle

2008-04-14T02:49:04Z

Kasidie investigates swinging, in particular some of the country's largest events:

http://www.kasidie.com/static/magazine/2008/04/buyer-beware.html

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Happy belated birthday Big Daddy!!

2008-04-11T19:11:46Z

i just posted a cream pie pic for big daddy! i couldnt make one for him on his birthday....... enjoy.....feast!!

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Match the celebrity to their bikini-clad ass

2008-03-06T15:08:32Z

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article881506.ece

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Kinky eyes

2008-03-01T14:07:38Z

I want to so bad, watch a couple have wild passionate hot sex while i watch and masturbate.... is that too kinky of me?

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Tale Of Two Tongues

2008-02-25T05:05:31Z

http://modblog.bmezine.com/2008/02/21/tale-of-two-tongues/

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What YouTube was made for....

2008-02-21T15:08:12Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50YhnMM_oXo

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Can we play a game???...."Simon Says"

2008-02-19T05:21:45Z

I just thought it would be kinda fun since this is Simon's kinky klub to play "Simon Says"....... will that be possible, Simon????

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TRUE STORY by an ongoing Kinkstress

2008-02-14T16:02:32Z

POSTED RELUCTANTLY, upon request from emailers:

I didn’t want to admit this to my Tribe.net buddies, but so many have suspected that I have a “past,” I felt that perhaps I should reveal just what that amounted to – well, some of it anyway.

When I was 18 and stupid, I needed money to go to school. I was advised by some other young women that pole-dancing would be a good way to make some money fast.

Well, that was somewhat overstated. But, after a brief whirlwind of searching, I found myself in the position as one of five young women chosen by an agency for an adult entertainment venture that would be a level above that. This was more difficult for me than the other four because I had been shy my entire life, burdened with an overwhelming sense of inferiority and weakness.

We five were enrolled in acting classes and, over the next six months, learned acting techniques, including comedy and dance.

During that time, I’d also enrolled in a community college and began dating my first-year sociology instructor who I’d marry a year later. He’s also a post-grad-studies engineer. He made me understand that what I was getting involved in would be a short-term career that almost certainly would be a dead-end job within five years, whereas a solid education would be a better bet. An adult-entertainment background isn’t the best resume for future stage work.

I told my husband-to-be that I’d been involved in some silent fuck films that were no more than videos produced for sordid advertising, internet clips, magazine postings and other low-end venues. Additionally, we were expected to fuck the producers and their friends at fund-raising parties and social gatherings. All this paid us five naïve girls a percentage of the take and paid back the agency for its investment in us five naïve girls. Nothing in life is free.

Having descended into society’s lowest depths, every element of shyness and inferiority I had experienced had now evaporated.

When my school’s next semester began, and I became a full-time “real” student. Had I remained with the agency, I’d have been on the adult-club circuit and taking roles in feature adult films, although not in a starring role. Those roles were then becoming money makers for the top one percent or so of actresses but the chances of achieving that are small for all others wannabes. It has now become so lucrative that only a small fraction of one percent reach that height of success.

Between his growing consultant business and his teaching positions, my husband made more money than I’d ever dream of achieving at doing anything else. And I was beginning to see how sleazy that other world was anyway.

Unless you’re at the top of the game, giving an adult performer the option of making her world pretty much whatever she wants it to be, it’s far worse than anyone outside that business can imagine. That business robs its employees of their souls.

And, finally, most people I meet, or correspond with, mistakenly assume I’m “really smart.” I’m not. Although I ultimately graduated, I had a lot of trouble with science and math. I fucked three instructors, an associate professor and a full professor to obtain additional instruction. Each told me beforehand that, although they would help, they wouldn’t adjust my grades upward. My grades were average.

The real reason some believe I’m smart is because of those acting classes. For all its Olympian faults, I’ll give the adult entertainment business that much credit. For its social reasons, overcoming my inferiority and just-plain fooling people, that tiny portion of my experiences was useful.

So that’s my past history, which I now assume will explain to my Tribe.net buddies how I developed the attitudes I now have.

I can’t recall how many readers of my few stories have asked, “Why can’t my wife (or girlfriend) see things like you?” Well, they didn’t go through the crap I did.

I apologize for not being fully forthcoming to those who I have answered. I’m truly sorry. Maybe the above will make up for it.

I regret much of my past. Except here to my friends on Tribe.net, it’s hidden. But Oscar Wilde once said, “All saints have a past. All sinners have a future.”

~~ "T"

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Ordinary women get naked

2008-02-12T05:23:17Z

Lauren Collins reports on how filmmaker Margot Roth persuaded women to strip naked for a film, Fifty Nude Women: A Musical Montage

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2008/02/04/080204ta_talk_collins

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You might be a sexual introvert if:

2008-02-02T16:09:00Z

http://www.999today.com/peopleandsociety/news/story/34362.html

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True-Life Kink Story Two

2008-01-22T23:05:44Z

My First Fuckbuddy

And the strange story that followed . . .

My husband became mostly impotent three years ago after he began taking a medication. I’m now 29. I was just 19 when we married and he was 36.

Even before we married, he often related a fantasy of me having sex with another man, a desire I then didn’t understand. But by then, 8 years later and taking into account our marital circumstances, I began to consider the possibility. I’d often dream about being naked with faceless men, each with a generous-sized penis.

I began taking night classes at a local college and met a young classmate 9 years younger and who sat just behind me. I was then 27. I’m particularly tall and Jeff was a couple inches shorter than me He’s slender and long-limbed, with brown eyes and light brown hair.

He walked me to the parking lot after the first night’s class and talked about whatever came to mind. He asked if I’d be interested in going for coffee at a pub a couple of blocks away and I agreed. I lost track of time until noticing more than two hours had passed.

We kept up this routine at the pub over the following two weeks. By the third week, I was altogether aware that Jeff was attracted to me by his persistent touching of my hand. As we were about to leave, he stood. I glanced to his groin. I stared wide-eyed at his hefty erection until he became aware of my interest. I smiled approvingly but neither of us commented on what had just occurred.

That night upon arriving at home, I asked my husband that night if he was truly serious about me wanting me to have sex with another man.

He said, “Oh, yeah! Did anything happen tonight?” I told him all about Jeff. He enthusiastically approved of encouraging this guy to do me. He added that I “deserved” some dick since he wasn’t able to perform.

I nodded agreeably and said I’d “think about it.” But I’d realized immediately after saying that, I had already made up my mind. I wanted this guy to fuck my brains out. I’m not sure why I didn’t admit it.

After the following week’s class, Jeff suggested that I leave my car in the school’s parking lot and ride with him in his van. I rode alongside as he drove into the pub’s dark parking area. Instead of opening the door to get out, he turned to me. I returned his gaze. He reached for my hand. I stroked his arm and he leaned to kiss me.

I stroked his throbbing hard-on. He led me by a hand to the back of his van and closed the drapes of its windows. He urged my back to the carpeted floor. I unzipped his fly, pulling out his cock. It bounced against my face and I gasped at his 7 and a half-inch length, nearly twice the size of my husband’s. The only longer prick I’d ever seen was that of my younger brother when I lived at home. Soon our clothes piled between the bucket seats and our naked bodies intertwined. Our groins humped against the other’s. I pleaded, “Oh yeah, do me. Do me now. I’m so hot! I need your hot cock inside me.”

He kneeled between my quivering thighs. I wrapped my bare legs around his waist and looked down at the narrow space between our bodies as his walnut-shaped dickhead entered my eager cavity. Only four boys or men had ever been inside me and those were now in the distant past.

I moaned as my body shuddered. He slammed deep into my wet cunt and a billion stars lit up the van. My heels thumped against his ramming buttocks.

He turned me to my knees. My head swiveled around as he entered my vagina from the rear. My hair swirled wildly in the warm air.

He groaned and his body stiffened. His hot lava rocketed through his cock and spurted inside my vaginal walls. I squealed in multiple orgasms.

Somewhere during the first few times he was thrilling me with his sizzling dick, he began calling me “Mom.” I immediately recognized his apparent incestuous fantasy and told him “Oh, yeah, I wanna feel my little boy’s big cock in Momma’s pussy.” His excitation soared to new heights. We writhed in ecstasy.

Our couplings increased to two or three nights each week. I often staggered home as late as 3 a.m. Neither of us could get enough. I told my husband each night of our escapades in detail and those were the only times he was able to get an erection.

Because I was often sore from Jeff’s dick, I’d suck my husband’s cock and deny him entry into my pussy. He never complained. Once my husband made a surprising confession, “I’d even suck his dick if you wanted me to.” He never repeated that though, insisting he wasn’t bi.

Near semester’s end, Jeff received acceptance from an out-of-state school. He had previously suspected a rejection slip from that university, so this was of great importance to him.

The night of our last class, his car wouldn’t start and I drove him home. He invited me in to meet his mother, a successful corporate manager who had divorced her husband five years before. He had a two-year-older sister who was away at a chef’s school.

I was surprised to hear him introduce me as “the friend” he had talked about so much. I hadn’t thought he would mention me at all since I was married.

His mother is a knockout, a long-legged blond with curves in all the right places. Her breasts are lovely, larger than mine. She grinned knowingly, implying she suspected our relationship was also physical and not just friends.

Just a couple of days after Jeff left for his new school, his mother phoned to tell me she had come across a red sweater I’d left at their home. I’d forgotten it. Later, I would realize that I stupidly had left it lying on the floor of his room a month before.

She invited me over to their home for a drink. We agreed the following evening would be good for each of us.

When I arrived, his mother greeted me with a handshake but held my hand longer than necessary. I didn’t pull away. She was dressed in thin white slacks and a translucent white blouse, both of which clearly conveyed that she wore nothing beneath.

She invited me to sit by patting the back of the couch alongside her. After a few minutes of chit-chat, she said, “I’m not sure how to put this without making you feel uncomfortable. Believe me, whatever happened is okay with me. I’m just asking for personal reasons.”

I told her, “It’s okay. I think I know what you’re going to ask.”

Upon her questioning, I admitted that Jeff had been fucking me for some time.

She responded, “I thought so. I wanted to thank you.”

I had now relaxed and asked her to explain. She said, “Jeff offhandedly mentioned to me that he often called you ‘Mom.’ I guessed correctly how that came about and thought you might want to know his motivation.”

Her story spilled out. His mother had come to realize that her son had a strong desire for an incestuous relationship with her. And because of one recent incident, she assumed he wanted sex with his older sister as well.

She explained, “Jeff has his own bath down the upstairs hall from his room.”

I already knew that because we had fucked in his room twice when no one else was home. I didn’t tell her that.

His mom went on, “But Jeff often came down to the master bath next to my bedroom. He would walk in when I was naked on his way to my shower. I’m sure he waited outside in the hall until he was sure I was nude and then walked in at that time.

“After his shower, he would walk back to my room with nothing on except occasionally a towel around his neck. Typically, he sported a hard-on. Made no effort to hide it. He seemed proud of it.

I asked how she reacted and she told me she pretended to ignore his nakedness and stiff cock.

Because she was also nude, she was tense the first couple of times this happened. But eventually she became accustomed to it and just had conversations with her son. The tension was still there but it was easier to control. His stiff prick never seemed to soften.

She said, “You understand what I’m saying?”

“Sure,” I said. “He wanted to fuck you.”

She said, “Thanks. I like people who are direct. He did the same with his sister and she told me that she occasionally was tempted to jerk him off. I understood. So did I. But I was concerned about the potential long-term effect on all of us if either his sister or I allowed our natural desire to play with Jeff’s big dick. It would be even worse if we lost our heads and fucked him. I explained that to her and she understood. We decided to do nothing for awhile at least.”

“And then, you came along.

So now I understood what she was getting to. I was her son’s surrogate mom. She went on to say that he hadn’t been walking in on her or walking in on her or his sister with his hard dick since he and I had begun fucking.

Then, on at least one occasion, not long before her son and I had begun dating, he entered his sister’s room while she was sleeping. He picked up her limp hand and wrapped her fingers around his rigid cock.

His sis awoke but didn’t want to embarrass him by making a scene. She pretended to remain asleep. She told her mom that she might have betrayed this charade because her hand firmly gripped his warm cock.

He pumped his hips into her hot hand until he spurted onto her sheets. He removed her fingers and slipped quietly out of the room. She admitted her grip was unyielding at first but she ultimately released it to his prying fingers and believed he mostly likely recognized she wasn’t asleep after all.

Their mother laughed as she finished this story and added, “So I guess she was disappointed in letting it go, but she didn’t admit that to me.”

Later that night, as I was standing in the doorway and preparing to leave, she leaned forward and kissed me full on the lips. I held her face and returned a lingering kiss.

Our groins rubbed against the other a moment and we disengaged, exchanging knowing smiles. She isn’t gay or bi, but the excitement of telling her story and my admitting that I was fucking her son had excited us both. Nothing else developed from that brief interlude.

After that night, his mother and I became fast friends. We were open in conversation, over the phone or face-to-face. She phones each time her son is expected home from school and arranges our get-togethers. A few times when his sister is away, these dates have been overnight at their home with Mom’s approval.

His sister has since become fully aware of the relationship and endorses it.

Because he’s away so much, they know that I date another guy for sex whenever either of us feels the need. Everyone understands that Jeff and I are just fuckbuddies. But ours is a semi-incestuous relationship as well. Well, okay, it’s really a pretend-incest relationship, not a real one.

Although I was never involved in any sort of sex with relatives, this ongoing “pretend” liaison between Jeff and me has caused in me a perverted interest in incestuous novels and movie. I buy both over the internet.

I guess the closest I ever came to committing incest was when I lived at home. I occasionally came upon my younger brother naked and on a few of those occasions he had an erection.

He once was masturbating when I walked into his room to talk about a school problem with which he’d earlier asked for help. He apologized and put his dick away. I just shrugged and said, “Forget it, I won’t tell.” The only interesting part of that to me was how big it was when super-hard. I had stared wide-eyed at his pale veined length until it disappeared into the jeans’ fly and gulped.

But I had no thoughts of incest with him and I’m sure he didn’t either.

I wasn’t the only one affected by Jeff’s fantasy. Although we don’t do this in front of Jeff’s sister, he, his mother and I have watched perhaps a dozen adult-incest videos at their home when he’s home from school and rented them from a local store. His mom and I once commented on his erection but understood and admitted those films aroused us. We had seen his other hard-ons in response to the videos but usually said nothing about it. On at least a couple of times, we just grinned or winked at the other whenever he wasn’t watching.

All of us admit these carefully selected videos are hot. But his mother and I realized her son had crossed an important threshold when he said, “It’s stimulating to imagine but it’s impractical in the long run.”

I never discuss my little perversion with anyone else except my husband.
And, with all this interest in family sex, I’m just glad my brother doesn’t live in the same state as we do. I’m kidding. I’d never fuck my little brother.

My husband in one of his weirder moments once asked whether I’d consider just jerking my bro off. I told him to “get a life” and he never brought it up again.

RELATED PHOTOS POSTED AT MY BLOG (must be listed as friend)

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True-Life Kink Story Three

2008-01-22T23:03:56Z

REAL FRIENDS, REAL BENEFITS - MY FUCKBUDDIES.

I’m now 29 and often, when asked, can’t remember how many homes we have lived in over our 10 years of marriage. And we’re to be transferred again in three weeks, something that my husband’s business requires every six months to two years.

My husband has been a dedicated cuckold for a little more than two years. It took me awhile to understand him but he’d wanted this even before we married.

At his urging, I agreed to accompany him on visits to a video-viewing booth area of a local adult book and video store for two years. Over that time, many guys either joined us in our booth or poked their dicks through drilled holes between booths. I (usually) didn’t fuck them but enjoyed jerking’em off.

Unfortunately for both of us, my husband was required to regularly take a medication causing him to become mostly impotent. So, although he hadn’t mentioned his fantasy of another guy fucking me in more than a year, I had therefore found reason to renew the issue. It finally began to make sense to me.

I began dating an 18-year-old I met in a night class. After just one semester, he went away to another school so I began dating yet another fuckbuddy.

And during that time I met three women friends who enjoyed going out to places like rave clubs and male strip-bars. I didn’t care for raves but enjoyed watching my friends jerk off male dancers. Heck, I did it myself.

I occasionally returned home as late as 3 a.m. Sometimes my husband achieved an erection upon my retelling of these stories.

He won’t openly admit that he enjoys my experiences but it’s clear he does and loves being my cuckyboy. Truth be told, much of what I do is also for his pleasure.

So the third weekend before we were to be transferred yet again, two of those friends arranged a special “going-away night out” for me.

Janet at age 32 is the oldest of our little group and the only one who smokes. At 5’6” she was about 15 pounds overweight when we first met. She then began losing weight until she was now likely a few pounds underweight. Somehow this thinness, along with her no-nonsense demeanor and uncommonly self-confident deportment, her dark hair and blue eyes added a mysterious façade that attracted substantive attention from men everywhere we went.

Janet had something of a wild childhood. She told us that, following an even wilder middle school past, she fell into a particularly mischievous crowd in high school. By then, she was smoking dope and attending illegal street races. Often she served at the racers’ flag-girl. She graduated with decent grades. I can’t understand how.

But earlier in middle school, she was instrumental in forming a sex club that grew to 14 kids. They gathered at different homes every couple of weeks. After almost a year of this behavior, a neighboring couple complained of stereo noise at one of their member’s home. The cops arrived to discover a dozen naked and partially naked kids engaged in sex acts.

The school board transferred each kid to different schools and forbade any to socialize with another for the next two years. Their official edict wasn’t entirely successful but it broke up their frequent parties. And, of course, things remained a bit tense between the parents and their kids for a year or more.

Janet never ratted on her two-year older brother who was the club’s only older member. He hadn’t attended that evening. Although each saw the other having sex with others, she didn’t ever enjoy intercourse with her brother.

Marta, the most outgoing of our bunch, had another commitment that prevented her from attending that night. So that left just Evelyn and Janet to plan this special evening in my honor.

Evelyn, at age 24, unlike the divorced Janet, is married. She and her husband are swingers and nudists. Evelyn had invited Janet, my husband and me to join them at swap parties. But my husband explained he couldn’t get it up sufficiently for a party like that and begged off. Janet was satisfied with a string of boyfriends and also declined.

Evelyn is a svelte redhead with freckles and often is mistaken for a very young girl. Part of this age-identity confusion lies with her tendency to wear low-rider jeans and tight pullovers you’d expect on a adolescent student, far different from Janet and me who dress conservatively. I do that because I want to appear at least my age but sometimes it doesn’t work.

Janet’s two-year-older brother long had been eternally thankful he hadn’t attended that night those middle school fuckers was busted. Although Janet and I never went to the nudist camp with Evelyn and her husband, Janet told her brother about their offer and he frequently attended at the couple’s guest.

Most naturist parks bar single men but allow single women as members. The clubs prefer families to singles. Janet and I assumed her brother was probably one of their swinging partners as well but neither of us had asked.

A few months ago at the male strip club, Evelyn – as each of us often had done - was stroking a dancer’s long, lathered-up dick. Janet noticed a man nervously talking with the bartender and pointing toward us.

When Evelyn went to the bar a few minutes later for another drink, the bartender told her that the man had been concerned while observing her jerking off the dancer and he had assumed she was underage. The barkeep explained to him that he’d heard that complaint before and he personally knew Evelyn as an adult regular.

And minutes later that 42-year-old guy walked over to our table and asked Janet for a date. We guessed he was fascinated with this apparent “kid.”

Evelyn told him she and her husband were swingers and asked whether he was interested in threesomes. He enthusiastically agreed. Evelyn took his name and phone number. He has since swung with them several times.

Jan’s initial meeting with the man caused several pseudo-psychological analyses between the four of us. We guessed that his attraction to the young-looking Evelyn implied a pedophile personality.

Yet that night in the bar, he had been the only customer to protest when he thought she was too young to be there. We concluded that he probably denied his sexual preference and had displayed at that time an excessive fear of a 14-year-old holding an adult’s dick.

BACK TO THE PRESENT:

So now, Evelyn and Janet showed up at our door to pick me up for this unexplained “special” night out. My husband was intrigued and asked if he could go.

Janet said, “Absolutely not, Cuckyboy. We’ll give her something to tell you later.” She said this while drawing a line down his cock beneath his slacks.

Janet blindfolded me and drove us to Evelyn’s home. I asked if I looked like the Green Hornet, an old masked comic book character she displays on a poster above her bed back at her apartment. Janet replied, “More like the Green Horny.”

We arrived five minutes later and they hadn’t allowed me to remove the blindfold.

From their whispering, I recognized that it was Evelyn’s husband and the guy she had met at the strip club who greeted us at the door. I suspected now what they had planned. Evelyn’s husband had made no secret that he wanted to fuck Janet and me. I didn’t then realize that a third man was in the room.

I was about to remove my blindfold but Janet grasped my hands and said, “Oh no, not for awhile yet.” So I laughed and said, “Okay, I’ll play along.”

Amid giggles, I heard zippers and clothing falling away. Then someone gripped my wrists, raising my arms high as others undressed me.

The bar guy’s voice said, “Okay, now all women are to be blindfolded.” And moments later, it was done. Someone had turned on a stereo with soft music.

Evelyn’s husband announced, “We’re going to dance first. Throughout the night, each of the women will try and determine who the man they’re with might be. We’ll give points for correct the guesses and the winner receives a prize at the end of the evening.”

The third man added, “And since this party is in (my) honor, we wish her luck.” Everyone laughed, including me. Why was that funny? I don’t know. I guess you had to be there.

I said, “How can I guess if I don’t know who all of you are?”

They each introduced themselves. The third man said in his Philly accent, “And I’m Tony.” He’s Janet’s brother, so I assumed I was right guessing that he was among Evelyn’s threesomes. A fuckbuddy.

The problem with this game was that it was too easy. Evelyn’s husband is a big guy with thick hair. The older man we had met at the bar has a high forehead and thinning hair and was about 5’9”, three inches shorter than Ev’s hubby, and is much leaner. Jan’s bro has light reddish-blond hair that feels, well, fluffy. He’s slender also but about my height, 5’11”, with long limbs.

Ev’s husband was the first to dance with me. Our naked bodies pressed together through the last half of a song that had begun before the dancing began. His semi-erect penis curled to the side against my hip. Evelyn was dancing with the guy from the bar and Jan found herself pressed naked against her brother.

Partners changed as the song ended. Jan’s brother danced with me. I didn’t need to remove my broad blindfold to realize that he sported a horse-sized woody.

His cock had swollen while dancing with his sis and stood straight out. He rotated his hips until his rigid penis pressed all the way through the part between my legs. The upper part of his long shaft thrust aloft, tightly against my groin. His cock’s large head protruded so far out the back of my legs that I felt his broad dickhead pulsating against my buttocks.

His hips rotated against mine, causing the upper portion of his cock to hotly massage my clitoris. Soon I gasped for breath as he kissed me full on the lips. My hands gripped his buttocks. My hips rolled against his, masturbating my clit on his dick until I was about to explode.

But the song ended and I then was dancing with Evelyn’s husband. His stiff prick curled up toward his belly and throbbed against my stomach. With slow fucking motions he pressed his dick up and down in the narrow space between our tummies.

All women were moaning. One man groaned. Evelyn voice tremored as she said, “I can’t wait any longer! Somebody fuck me!”

“That’s the next part of the game,” her husband said. “Keep your blindfolds on.” They led us three women to the living room’s liquor bar and urged us forward, bracing our hands against its edge, our legs spread invitingly.

He went on, “This won’t be as easy to guess. A penis will enter your pussies from behind. If any woman attempts to feel the body behind her while being fucked, she will be disqualified.” None of us had group sex together before and I was certain someone would object. But I didn’t intend to protest.

Janet’s brother removed our blindfolds. Ev’s husband said behind us, “Although the blindfolds are off, you’re not allowed to turn around. Only one woman will be fucked at a time. The other two women will try to help that woman cum. Each man will attempt not to ejaculate before all women are fucked. We don’t need a guy with a used-up softie.”

Someone turned off the overhead lighting and dimmed the room’s only table lamp. The lamp’s bulb was red, casting a rosy glow about the room.

Each woman now was in a high state of excitation with no resistance left to protest anything. Our bodies shivered as each of us glanced to the other. Tears streaked Evelyn’s cheeks. Janet’s lips quivered. My teeth chattered and my cunt steamed with lust.

Jan’s brother leaned across the bar and smiled at me, saying, “Because the party is in your honor, you’re first.”

My voice squeaked a weak “Okayyy…” A dickhead parted the mouth of my eager pussy. My hips rotated wantonly as it slithered into my lubricated depth. I was ooo-ing and begging him to fuck me hard. Whoever the guy was behind me trembled as much. His hot breath steamed onto my bare back.

Janet’s hands stroked my breasts as she leaned to the side, watching the cock pound into me. Evelyn’s fingers crept to my clitoris and twirled in unison with the man’s fucking. Janet leaned to nurse a nipple.

I forgot about trying to guess who my fuckbuddy might be. Evelyn’s slippery fingers were about to bring me to orgasm.

He withdrew against my protest but another cock replaced his. This guy gripped my hips as he rammed into me. I realized it was Jan’s bro. He had the longest dick I’d known. If his prick had a normal width rather than it’s slender length, he’d have split me apart. That big cockhead though caused me to squeal in surprise as it rammed through my tender vagina.

I pleaded, “Please don’t take this one out,” but he withdrew, replaced by the third. I couldn’t tell whether this was Bar Guy or Evelyn’s spouse. All were good.

Now my orgasm roared over me like a freight train. I bawled and exploded, as I screeched, “It’s so fuckin’ fine! I’m a’wash in dicks!”

I released my grip on the bar and hugged Janet and Evelyn against me. Evelyn’s hand cupped my mound and Janet madly nursed my breast as my climax crested and ebbed.

Evelyn was next to sample their cocks. With Janet’s help, I assisted Evelyn as well as they had served me.

Then, at Janet’s turn, she gritted her chattering teeth while bracing her fists against the bar. Her eyes rolled to the ceiling. As if it had just occurred to her, she said, “I assume only two of you guys will be doing me. I mean, one of you is … my brother!”

No one answered. The silence, it seemed, was telling. I gulped and looked down at her brother’s anxiously long cock.

Evelyn and I stroked her shuddering body through the first two men who mercilessly pounded into her helpless cunt.

But Janet hadn’t climaxed and bawled, “Doesn’t seem fair! I’m so fucking hot!” The bar guy said, “You’re right. But it’s not over, Baby.” He tugged her brother’s arm and led him to his sister’s buttocks until his cockhead bobbed against her shuddering anus.

Evelyn and I were stunned. Unwanted incest seemed so over the top. I was speechless, frozen in place. But Evelyn raised her eyes questioningly at the guys, giving no hint to Janet as to her next invader would be.

Bar Guy turned off the lights, plunging the room into total darkness.

Janet squealed, “Ohhh my gosh!” as the hot dick entered her pussy, then withdrew completely. Evelyn’s husband gripped Jan’s shoulders, turning her around to face her fucker.

But in this darkness she couldn’t determine the identity of that man she now faced. He urged her back to the carpeted floor. She said, “Oh, honey, I am so hot! Do me.” We didn’t know whether she suspected it was her brother.

As our eyes adjusted to the dimness we could make out only two naked forms, intertwined and writhing before us.

The invader parted her thighs and kneeled between her legs. His dickhead divided her churning cunt. She returned each thrust, rocking rhythmically.

The man raised his head, his body stiffened. He groaned, about to cum. Jan moaned feebly and pleaded, “Cum with me. Fuck me. Fill me up with your hot juice!”

His body stiffened. Janet screamed, “I’m a’cummin! Oh my gosh!” A Philly-like accent groaned, “So am I. I’m cumming in your hot cunt!”

And then, all of us, including the powerless Janet, immediately recognized that voice! Her brother’s voice.

Oh Honey, that moment was so fucking hot! We women and the other two men were masturbating whoever was nearest, each hoping we’d cum again.

I didn’t then know, and don’t know now, whether the hand on my hot cunt was that of a woman or man. I’m really not bi, but I didn’t care. I was coming again.

Janet’s body rippled in multiple orgasms. Then someone turned on the lights.

It wasn’t her brother who had fucked her. It was Bar Guy.

Her brother had leaned against Bar Guy’s face at their moment of orgasm and said those words I’ll never forget, “So am I. I’m cumming in your hot cunt!”

He kneeled beside his sis and pecked her on the cheek as if apologizing for that moment’s unforgivable shock.

Jan wasn’t buying it. Her eyes squinted furiously and she punched him hard on his shoulder. He reeled back, laughing at his successful ruse.

The rest of us were rolling on the floor in laughter. Janet smirked at her bro. Never say Jan can’t take a joke.

Evelyn and her husband drove me home that night. To my wonderment, Janet drove her brother home. To her condo! Not his apartment. Hmmm.

Everyone had forgotten about that “prize” to be awarded for the most correct guesses. I’m not sure who won anyway.

RELATED PHOTOS (for friends only) POSTED AT MY BLOG HERE ON TRIBE.

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True-Life Kink Story One

2008-01-22T23:00:10Z

I'm now 29. My husband, 17 years older, has had a fantasy of watching me with another man even before we were married 10 years ago. Just a month shy of two years ago, he asked if I'd accompany him to an adult video store.

At the back of the store was a long hallway with 20 video-viewing booths on each side. Business was slow that night and only a couple of customers were in the hall's booths. We were watching a video in a curtained booth and another guy peeked in at us. He looked very young, at least five years younger than my 26 years at the time. I'm 5'11" and he was about two inches shorter than me.

He asked if we minded if he watched with us. I said no and he joined us behind the booth's curtain. He stood alongside me and unzipped his pants. He pulled out his dick as he stood alongside me, my husband standing behind me and staring at us.

As the stranger jerked off, he carried on an ordinary conversation with such comments as, "So, are you two from around here?" and the like. I felt at first as if I had entered an alien land.

I hadn't had a lot of experience seeing other men's penises. My husband's is small, just a couple of inches when soft. At 18, I'd dated a guy with a six-inch dick. Although my younger brother's was larger, that man's still seemed enormous to me at that time.

I couldn't stop staring and my heart was pounding. His cockhead seemed as large as my husband's entire size when semi-erect.

My husband pulled out his penis and began stroking in unison with the guy. My heart thumped as I glanced from one to the other rigid cock.

Gasping, I leaned against a wall. Each watched me. I unbuttoned my blouse. They gazed in excitation at my naked breasts.

The guy's eyes glazed over. He reached to fondle a breast and exploded immediately. His face reddened as if embarrassed and he stuffed his sausage back in his pants. He breathed a, "Thank you," to us and slipped quietly from the booth, scurrying down the hall to the exit.

I didn't then know that I was soon to learn that penises come in many shapes, colors and sizes.

***

The following week, my husband asked if I wanted that night to visit the store again that Saturday. I chewed my lower lip, hesitantly, but ultimately agreed, "Yeah, sure. Last Friday was, well, really different!"

This time we left the curtain open. A guy about 30 walked twice by our booth and made eye contact. I smiled. He asked to join us and I nodded affirmatively, unable to speak.

He closed the curtain behind him and my husband dropped a handful of coins into the video machine. The guy stood alongside me and I let my hand brush the bulge in his jeans. He groaned. I unzipped the fly and pulled out his dick, asking if he wanted me to jerk him off. He said, "Please."

I stroked his hot and firm length. Although his face was porcelain pale, his shaft was dark with large purplish veins. It curved up to his belly. Curling my fist around this stiff rod, I gasped as an electric shock ran through my body.

His body shuddered. He groaned and I pointed his dickhead away from me as his love juice ejected onto a wall.

He zipped up, nodded a "thank you" and walked out of the booth and back toward the door leading to the bookracks.

Two weeks passed and my husband hadn't suggested we return. So I asked if he wanted to try finding another prospect at the video booths. He said, "Sure. I was concerned you wouldn't go back."

***

AFTER SEVERAL VISITS: I was wearing tropical cotton slacks and a tube top when we greeted the storeowner's son and made our way back to the viewing booths. By now, he had figured out what we were up to each time we were here and winked at me.

A first-year college student spotted us as we were trying to find a newer video we hadn't yet seen. He poked his head from his curtain and said, "I found a good one if you want to watch with me." My husband and I smiled at the other and walked in alongside the guy.

He talked as the movie was winding down and told us he'd start it over. He told us he was 19 and single. We hadn't any lengthy conversation with the men we had met under these circumstances. Each encounter typically had been no more than a jerk off party. I'd masturbated myself in sort of a circle along with my husband and one or two other guys and once with another married couple who had invited us to join them.

But this guy acted older than his years and we immediately liked him. My husband, who's 17 years older than me, for reasons I couldn't fathom, introduced me as his "daughter." This was somewhat believable. Even then at 27, I was often asked to present my ID whenever we walk into any place where alcohol is served.

Somehow, this excited the young guy more than most we had met here. But he seemed somewhat hesitant to begin a mutual masturbation party. So I rubbed my open hand against his erection beneath his tan jeans and asked, "Would you like me to masturbate you while we watch?"

He said, "Oh yeah!"

My husband stood on the booth's low stool to get a better view of us.

I removed my tube top as he unzipped his jeans. I pulled on his rod as my husband watched and jerked off. He bucked against my hand. I turned to my husband and sucked his trembling length.

The guy's voice quavered as he said, "Wow! You and your dad are really close."
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It was all I could do from bursting out in laughter. I said, "Sort of an unusual family, I guess. Daddy's been fucking me since Mom left."

The three of us simultaneously left the store after both had ejaculated and the guy sat with us in the darkened back of our van in the store's parking lot. After petting, we removed our clothes and he fucked me as my husband watched. He would be only one of four guys whose dicks I allowed inside me during the two years we visited this meeting place.

Before leaving for his car, he asked me for a date. I turned to my "father" and asked if it was "...okay, Daddy?" My husband said, "Sure, honey. Seems like a nice boy."

We had two enjoyable dates. But on the third time out, we were dancing naked in his apartment near his school when his girlfriend used her key to walk in on us.

I pulled on my jumpsuit and zipped up as she was screaming at him. I grabbed my purse and waved goodbye, scurrying out the door. In this heated situation, I hadn't realized that I'd left my bra but I didn't return to get it.

He never called again, but we saw their pictures in the local newspaper's wedding announcements six months later so I guess they worked everything out. He had never told me he had a girlfriend. He hadn’t even mention that anyone had a key to his apartment.

After that story he had told Jeff about being my "father," my husband often introduced me as his daughter whenever we met a man there. Sometimes, just for fun, he made this claim to waiters at restaurants.

We began selecting incest videos more often than most other genres while here.

***

Occasionally, maybe five times total, not just one but two guys had walked into the viewing booth area together. On those occasions I was jerking off both simultaneously but had to leave my husband to take care of himself.

One of the more memorable was the time that two guys nervously walked into our booth and told us they were fellow students who then lived in the same dorm. They couldn't have been more different. The guy named Bill was tall, long-limbed and lean, with short blond hair. His dick was about average size and felt good in my hand. His brown-haired friend was about 5'7", with a cock that seemed nine or ten inches long, another record for me.

We stood in a line watching a hot incest video about a mom and son, a guy on each side of me as I stroked their hot pricks. The shorter guy unbuttoned my blouse and nursed a breast. I gasped, awash in dicks as the other lifted my skirt and inserted his cock between my bare legs from the back.

The taller of the two reached behind me and his hand encircled my husband's stiff rod to jerk him off while I was doing those two.

***

Except for that brief interlude with Jeff who had fucked me in our van, we made a trip to the book and video store regularly over more than a year and half, about once every two weeks, until the place closed down two months ago.

A few weeks before it was to close, the owner's son was behind the counter and had by then come to know us and what we were up to. We chatted often with him and he told us that he and his father were selling the property because of that area's vastly inflated commercial property. The asking price would have assured them they'd never need to work again but each had other plans for new businesses. This was our community's last adult book store with private video booths.

As a going-away gift, he presented us a half-dozen swingers magazines from his backroom inventory and suggested we could use them to continue our adventures. He, his sister, and parents were swingers and were swinging with several local couples and singles who advertised in the mags.

He stapled his personal card with phone number atop one of the mags and told us we would be his guests at a swingers party or a local annual swingers ball if we wished.

He told us that Jeff had stopped in a few times since he'd married and they talked about the "father and daughter" Jeff had met there. The store manager knew better but didn't rat on us; instead, he had elaborated on the story by adding that I had a "brother" who looked just like Jeff. He said Jeff thought that was the most exciting story he'd heard in his life.

After the store's property sold, we phoned the young man who gave us his card and swingers magazines and attended two parties at local homes of his friends. We decided we wouldn't be into swinging for the long run. I enjoyed giving the hand jobs though.

Those video booths gave us a lot of great memories and we still talk about several guys we met there.

(Related photos at my blog)

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Hot n Horny

2008-01-15T01:31:32Z

im feeling so hot n horny right now, my cock is hard and precum is flowing at the thought of havin a beautiful lady laying down with her soft legs spread wide and two hunks holding her legs spread at her ankles licking and sucking her toes. while i tease her hardening clitoris, making her so wet and moist that she just begs to feel me slowly slide into her wet hot sex and make delicious love to her feminine core.
Lean down and kiss her hard n deep on her lips and tell her how sweet and beautiful she is.... how warm and pleasurable shes making my cock feel nestled deep with in her wet and orgasmic pussy.......after we finish making love us men are gonna spoil her will soft wet kisses all over her sexy body, and im going to kiss my lips upon her clitty then hold her so close and drift off to sleep in the afterglow,

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Bill Would Make Bestiality A Felony In Florida

2008-01-04T03:04:15Z

Bestiality isn't a crime right now in Florida.

So a St. Petersburg lawmaker has filed a bill for this year's legislative session that would make it a first-degree felony for people to have sex with animals.

Rep. Frank Peterman, D-St. Petersburg, crafted the bill to prevent anyone from knowingly committing bestiality, knowingly causing or aiding another person to have sex with an animal, or knowingly permitting sex with an animal at a property under his control.

Sen. Nan Rich filed an identical bill based on Peterman's request. She said she thinks there is a direct correlation between animal abuse and child abuse.

Rich said bestiality is a serious crime that deserves strong consequences.

"Property taxes and insurance are issues that are incredibly important to all Floridians, but the moral values that we place on issues are also important," the Sunrise Democrat said. "And I think this is a moral issue. We don't stop passing legislation that's good public policy just because we're dealing with insurance and property taxes."

The bestiality bill was pitched to Peterman at the behest of the Panhandle Animal Welfare Society, or PAWS, Rich said.

Last year, a Walton County man raped a pregnant goat, killing it and the twins inside it, said Dee Thompson-Poirrier of Okaloosa County Animal Services with PAWS. After the incident, Thompson-Poirrier learned the only Florida statute the man had violated was killing the goat.

"If it lived, there wouldn't have been any law violated whatsoever," she said.

Rich, who doesn't own a pet, said it's important to outlaw sexual conduct and sexual contact with animals.

Sexual conduct means touching or fondling – either directly or through clothing – of an animal's sexual organs or anus for the purpose of a person's sexual gratification, the bill states.

Sexual contact means "contact, however slight, between the mouth, sex organ, or anus of a person and the sex organ or anus of an animal, or any penetration, however slight, of any part of the body of the person into the sex organ or anus of an animal, or any penetration of the sex organ or anus of the person into the mouth of the animal," for a person's gratification, according to the bill.

The bill includes anyone who "knowingly engages in organizing, promoting, conducting, advertising, aiding, abetting, participating in as an observer, or performing any service" to further the act of bestiality.

People also aren't allowed to photograph or film animal sex for the purpose of sexual gratification, or sell or transmit images of animal sex, according to the bill.

If the bill becomes law, having sex with an animal would result in a harsher penalty than committing an act to animal that results in that animal's "cruel death, or excessive or repeated infliction of unnecessary pain or suffering."

Rich said there's room for compromise on her bestiality bill and that she might consider lessening the punishment in order for it to pass.

The bill would take effect Oct. 1.

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Not necessarily kinky but...

2007-12-30T01:38:21Z

a new tribe of bi people who want to date couples and the like...

http://tribes.tribe.net/guysanddolls

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A couple describe their quest to find a woman to join them in a threesome,

2007-12-28T19:30:13Z

http://www.eyeweekly.com/fun/lovebites/article/13404

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Kink, kink, we need more kink

2007-12-28T05:28:00Z

being discussed and shared in here that is ;) I know its going on out there or at least in here so folks share, discuss

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pissing.

2007-12-26T18:13:55Z

Does any enjoy pissing on somebody or getting pissed on????

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Is this empowering?

2007-12-20T15:25:51Z

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7150200.stm

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Santa is in the house

2007-12-19T18:00:26Z

So come sit in my lap & whisper in my ear your wants and needs ;) if you are a very bad girl perhaps Santa won't be wearing his red pants when you sit in his lap <WEG>

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So, what ARE the initiation rites to join this club, hmm? ;)

2007-12-18T10:44:30Z

Simon's Kinky Klub
~ No vanilla allowed ~

Hehehe, I am envisioning a tree house with a hand written sign and members encircling a newbie and reading off the membership requirements. Some acts are to prove bravery, others loyalty, others to demonstrate plain ol' obedience and willingess to be humble and defer to the leader of the Klub.

So, what are the House Rules and the steps to gain full fledged membership in this Klub, hmm? ;)

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NUDE NUDE cover art

2007-11-28T03:24:23Z

http://rateyourmusic.com/lists/list_view?list_id=6482&show=150&start=0

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SFCItadel Presents: FifthAngel, BENT, Singletailing classes Plus a lot More!

2007-11-27T03:46:52Z

Monday November 26th
Whip Works with Darin and Sheila- A Singletail Monthly Workshop

Start Time: 8:00 PM

"Whip Works" with Darin & Sheila
A Singletail Monthly Workshop
"Whip Works" with Darin & Sheila
A Singletail Monthly Workshop
4th Monday of every month
No Class on August or September 2007
Cost is $10.00
8:00 till 10:00

Bring you whips to the S.F. Citadel for a fun evening of practice. Learn to get the most out of you whips and whip scenes by learning from others. The purpose of this gathering is to learn from acquire new skills, polish old ones and to learn from each other.

Whips: Any singletail, snake whip, Bullwhip or stock whip that has an Australian measurement of 6’ or under. There will be a couple of extra whips to share for people that don’t have one if you have an extra to loan please bring it.

Your Hosts:

Darin has been handling whips since childhood. He teaches both east and west coast style whip work locally as well as at national leather events. He will help you refine those trick throws and get the most out of this exciting SM toy.

Sheila has spent years on both ends of a whip. Her role will be to not only give basic instruction on how to use your whip she will give you invaluable insight into what is going on in the mind and body of you bottom. It not enough to learn the mechanics of this toy you MUST understand the physiology before you can call yourself a whip master.
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Friday November 30th
Sedusa's Sanctuary

Start Time: 8:00 PM

Mistress August Knight and Maestra Cheyenne present
Sedusa's Sanctuary
Friday, November 30th, 2007
8PM to 1AM
Join us for a night of Female Empowerment at the SF Citadel! Surround yourself with devastating Dominant Women and their male and female guests. Sedusa's is a gathering that is intended to maximize Her pleasure, to provide the sanctuary She needs- and deserves!
The evening will include:
8:30PM-9:30PM- Formal tea with the Northern California Ladies Tea and Discussion Society, facilitated by Domina, the Frugal Domme
10PM- Powerful Whipping Circle led by Cleo Dubois
Dominant women and accompanied subs pay $20 each
Unaccompanied subs will be asked to pay $30 each
Volunteer for one hour for free admission! E-mail SedusaS@gmail.com
Membership required and always available at the door for just $10 (1 year membership)
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Saturday December 1st
All things single tail

Start Time: 1:00 PM

All things single tail

In this class we will discuss the physics and fine tuning of use of single tail in BDSM play and we will also look at a much bigger picture of bullwhips and other forms of single tails. We will learn about, Physics, History, performance, safety, and motivating mammals both large and small. I encourage you to bring your own single tail. I will provide examples for both demonstrations and practice. This class will include, lecture, instruction, Questions and answers, and practice. We will practice targeting, wrapping, and tricks, as well as discussion and practice of the specific use of whips as part of our kinky arsenal.

Saturday, December 1st, 1PM-4PM
Admission: $30

Master Mark M.A. has been Tying people up, pulling hair, Kidnapping fair maidens, suspending people (Hung Harold in a production of "Harold and Maude" in the early 80s) and wielding all manor of nasty implements for 34 years as a Stage Combat Choreographer and Teacher. Mark is a Marriage and Family Therapist licensed in the state of California. He has been active in the BDSM Lifestyle for 10 years and has been counseling alternative lifstylers since becoming a mental health Professional in 1993. He has a California State Teaching Credential in Theater arts. He brings all of this Knowledge and experience to the BDSM lifestyle for the purpose of augmenting, and creating safer BDSM play. Mark’s classes usually involve a good mix of discussion and demonstration, with plenty of opportunities for practice and participation from attendees.
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Saturday Night Dec 1st
Fourth Annual Victorian Kinky Christmas party
Open Play Party
Start Time: 8:00 PM

Fourth Annual Victorian Kinky Christmas party
SFCitadel 1277 Mission St
Sat December 1, 2007 8pm - 1 am
$20 ($5 discount if in Victorian garb or donating an ornament)
This is a very special Open Play Party, with Holiday and Victorian themes. Many of us will first spend the day at the Dickens Corset Faire, a reconstruction of Victorian London, as Charles Dickens saw it. Pay special attention to Mad Sal’s, the Dark Garden windows, and the Naughty French Postcards show (5:30?). See dickensfair.com for info on the Faire, but they know nothing of the kinky party. Then we’ll wear our holiday finest to the dungeon, and help decorate the Citadel’s tree. And we’ll recreate kinky scenes inspired by the repressed sexuality of Dickens’ time. Perhaps organize a game of “strip Whist”, or “kinky Wink”. Certainly some dominance and submission. Consider a nice caning, or an over-the-knee spanking. They don’t call it “the English vice” for nothing. Whether you celebrate Winter Solstice, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or simply the snow season, come enjoy decking the tree with colorful ornaments and other pretties. We'll whip that tree into shape, and Top it with a dominant symbol of the season.
Those who haven’t been to an event at SFCitadel should note that while this is a warm and safe environment, you’ll be exposed to people exploring some extreme erotic fantasies. This makes Postcards look quite tame. All genders and orientations welcome.
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Monday Dec 3rd
Upstairs class
100 Ways to Play

Start Time: 7:30 PM

100 Ways to Play: a Catalog of Kink with Angela and Iain at SF Citadel, in SOMA district of San Francisco 1277 Mission St at Ninth St Monday, December 3rd, 2007 doors 7:00, program 7:30 - 10:30 ish PM $10 - $20, sliding scale, notaflof groups.yahoo.com/group/EduKink edukink.tribe.net EduKink.org sfcitadel.org At a good party, you?ll see dozens of different techniques in action. Which ones are easier? What are they called? How do you learn them? Which players are safe and competent, versus merely flamboyant, or even dangerous? We cover all the techniques you?re likely to see in a dungeon or be asked to try. For each we include what it looks like, what it feels like for the top and bottom, what it?s really about, safety, equipment, difficulty, and how to learn it. Coverage includes techniques in ten groups: Bondage, Dominance/submission, Electrical, Fetish, Impact, Medical, Psychological, Role-play, Sensation, and Sex play. Because of limited time, we cannot fully teach every technique, but this program prepares you to select and attend specialized classes in the individual techniques that interest you. - - Angela and Iain are officers in the Society of Janus, Dungeon Monitors for SF Citadel and elsewhere, and teach BDSM classes at all levels, at many venues. Their teaching style combines humor and approachability with clarity and thorough research. Reservations not required. Membership not required. You don't need to bring or wear anything special. If time is tight, you can bring dinner to eat during the class. The class is open to anyone 18 years and older with a sincere, positive, personal interest in BDSM / leather / kink. All roles, genders, and orientations welcome. If you have questions you may write to edukink AT yahoo DOT com - - More information at EduKink.org
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Monday Dec 3rd
Downstairs
Rope Bondage Peer Workshop

Start Time: 7:30 PM

Join your hostess, Lane, for The Rope Bondage Peer Workshop, a space for people to work on skills and technique with rope bondage. Whether you've never tied a knot or you've been using rope for years, show up, practice, learn at your own pace from your peers, learn out of a book, or learn what it feels like to be on both sides of the rope. Come alone or bring a friend!
RSVPs are not required.
Admission: We request a $5 - $15 donation to support the SF Citadel
For more info, please visit www.sfrope.org
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Friday December 7th'
Bent and Slap and Tickle present: NOTORIOUS- a play party exclusively for kinky youth

Start Time: 9:00 PM

A chalk outline on the floor... A seductive femme fatale... A scotch swigging private eye... and a smoking gun... I asked myself... what do they all have in common? Suddenly, the answer hit me like a ton of bricks...
NOTORIOUS
In a city known for its debauchery and loose morals, the Slap & Tickle crew has teamed up with creators of Bent to celebrate the dark nuances of Film Noir. Their ladies of the night will seduce you, their gangsters will corrupt you, and you might even come eye to eye with a few private dicks.

DJs Raven and Slaveboy will provide their scintillating sounds.
Upstairs, enjoy snacks, stripper pole, and dance space.
Downstairs, explore 2500+ square feet of sex-positive dungeon space with room for flogging or fucking as takes your fancy.
A private area with a photographer will be available for those who wish a 1950s Hollywood glamor shot.

Friday, Dec 7th, 2007 - 9PM-2AM
SF Citadel - 1277 Mission St

$20 at the door
Volunteer 1 hour and get in free!
Volunteers, questions, comments, or naked pictures, e-mail bent.sf@gmail.com
Tribe at tribes.tribe.net/sfbent

Bent is exclusively for kinky youth. For the purposes of this party, “youth” is 18, 19, 20’s and 30’s.

As always, costumes are appreciated but not required- goth, fetish, basic black, or any sexy/attractive attire is welcome!
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Saturday December 8th
Fluid of Life: Blood Scenes
Heavy Warning Not for the Squeamish !!
Start Time: 1:00 PM

Fluid of Life: Blood Scenes
Join FifthAngel for a look into the erotic and spiritual art of releasing blood from the human body. We will begin with a safety talk on blood-borne pathogens and infection control. Then, FifthAngel will demonstrate how to perform simple capillary bleeding and progress to more invasive techniques such as arterial bloodletting. This is not a class based on Vampirism, and is not for the squeamish.

Saturday, Dec. 8th
1pm-3pm (doors open at 12:30pm)
Admission: $20 at the door

A martial artist, critical care nurse, and all-around sexual sadist, FifthAngel extracts various elements from his extensive background in martial arts, weapons and firearms training to help create some of the most emotionally and mentally challenging scenes known to BDSM. Adding the title of author to his hobbies, he has written two books, "The Finer Points of Pain and Pleasure," a how-to guide for using pressure points in BDSM scenes, and "Your Pain, My Pleasure: Inside the Mind of a Sexual Sadist."

Branded for playing on the edge, FifthAngel at times demonstrates sexual sadism in its purest sense - a sexual sadist does not enjoy seeing the bottom orgasm from pain. Rather, a sexual sadist is happy seeing the bottom NOT getting pleasure from the emotional or physical pain they are experiencing.

With a goal to educate others to deepen their emotional experiences through BDSM and rites of passage, he has expanded his teachings and demonstrations to include spiritual piercing and flesh hooks. FifthAngel remains an equal opportunity sadist and is always happy to work with volunteers among workshop attendees.

An edge player in all aspects of his life, he enjoys vertical rock and ice climbing as well as high altitude mountaineering.
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Flea and Fandango, December 9th Sun,

It’s that time again!

Mark your calendars. Lady Thorns SM Community Exchange and Fandango is on December 9th.

An afternoon at the Bizarre Flea, topped off with a Fandango party at the SF Citadel, will make for a really memorable day.

Come join us for a great day of socializing, shopping, playing and enjoying a San Francisco Leather Tradition.

If you are a vendor or know of a vendor, please forward this to them.

On December 9th, 2007:

Please join Lady Thorn, Kinky Crafts people, Artisans, Leather, Fetish and SM Community members on Sunday December 9th, for the third "SM Community Exchange" of 2007!

This is the original San Francisco Leather Swap Meet and has been going on since December of 1983.

Vendors range from many of the best toy makers in the country, artists, authors, photographers, fetish clothing makers, personal collections and one of a kind items for the connoisseurs in us.

Socialize with leather/fetish folk at this three times a year event.

Date: Sunday December 9th, 2007
Address: 942 Mission Street
(between 5th and 6th Streets)
Doors open at 2:00 PM
Admission to the Bizarre Flea is only $5.00

Vendor Info: contact Lady Thorn @ 415/642-1448
Vender Set up: 12:30 PM

Easy parking at the 5th and Mission garage.

Continue the fun by joining us at Fandango.

We will weave our magic inside the SF Citadel with our special lighting and music, providing you with an environment where your energy can soar.

Admission will be available at the Fandango table inside the SM Community Exchange or at the door.

We provide special food, soft drinks, safer sex supplies and a wonderful fun place to play.

Please bring your toys (old and new) and hot energy.

Admission: $20.00 at the SM Flea, $25.00 at the door.

Sunday, December 9th, 2007
6:30PM to 12:00 PM
The SF Citadel
1277 Mission Street
San Francisco, Ca 94103

Work exchange is always needed, contact us for work exchange please.

For further info or to help with the party, please check out our
websites at:

www.sfcitadel.org
www.smflea.com

PS: the next Exchange and Fandango will be April 13, 2007.

Usually held the second Sunday in April, August and December.

Thanks

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Kinky Rubs..

2007-11-24T03:17:34Z

I dont know if this would be considered kinky by Simons klub standards, but id really love to have a sweet lady leaning back on my soft leather sofa, lots of warm glow from candle light illuminating her soft smooth body, and id love to be kneeling between her open legs taking in the erotic and sensual site of her pleasuring herself.
To be able to watch the way she rubs on and around her clitoris, sliding her fingers through the soft folds of her labia, perhaps she would gently part her labial folds and treat me to the most beautiful site of her delicious innner pinkness, to witness her natural moist juices. To be so close to inhale her arousing feminine scent .
Id softly rub and carress her inner thighs and intently watch her delicate fingers dance on in and around her pussy lips and mound. watch her swell with arousel.

If she so desired, it would be a great pleasure to gently introduce one or two of my fingers inside to feel her warmth and moisture on me. only if she invited me to do so...

Ahhh the sweet joys and pleasure of women......

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Sf Citadel Up and coming ! Dont Miss Out.. Masters Den. Advanced needle play with Desiree' and More!

2007-11-15T02:30:24Z

The Masters Den
Friday November 16th

MD: Dom's Domain & Sub Space

Start Time: 7:30 PM

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DOM’S DOMAIN*:
7:30-8:00
Doors: 7:15 pm
Admission: Free with party

Dom’s Domain is a seminar of Master's Den Etiquette & submissive handling. Learn about interviewing, testing & rewarding submissives at Master’s Den and beyond.

SUB’S SPACE:
7:30-8:00
Admission: Free with party
Doors: 7:15 pm
Experienced submissives offer Master's Den Etiquette, guidance and support to assist you at Master’s Den and beyond. Learn about being interviewed, tested, sold and rewarded.
Master's Den: Casino

Start Time: 8:00 PM

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Master's Den The SF Citadel's and Maestro Stefanos' Original Celebration of Male Dominance and Female Submission.
Admission:
All Submissives: $20
Accompanied Dominants: $20
Single Dominants without invite: $50

SF Citadel presents a revelrous celebration of female submission & male dominance for all levels of experience. Gentlemen indulge in scenes, the shadow economy, create an empire of connections, & accumulate dollars for Auction III in February 2008. Ladies, offer up your favorite scene or service. Den Mothers are available for assistance, support, & matchmaking. Come single or in groups to Master’s Den to socialize, learn & explore with scores of dominants and submissives.
Work exchange needs**:
4 attendees for clean-up; 5 door/locker shifts, 7 cashier shifts, 4 kitchen shifts; 6 DM Shifts
For work exchange email sfmastersden@yahoo.com
Check-out people.tribe.net/mastersden & tribes.tribe.net/mastersden

*Arrivals after 9:45 PM will not receive Den Dollars. **Volunteer for 1-hour and receive 50 Den Dollar and free admission or volunteer for 1-hour and receive 500 Den Dollars with paid admission.
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Saturday Afternoon November 17th
Putting on the Glitz: Advanced Artistic Needle Play

Start Time: 2:00 PM

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Putting on the Glitz
November 17, 2007
2 pm – 5 pm
Cost: $20

Advanced Artistic Needle Play

In this workshop, students will learn to decorate the body with a variety of techniques and materials, while inducing the awesome endorphin rush that needle play brings.

Ever wondered how it would feel to have a needle corset, or perhaps a beautiful spray of roses, pinned in your skin in a way you could wear all day? Ever considered a unique costume for Folsom Street Fair or other kinky events? This is your chance to learn something deliciously fun and exciting!

Students wanting to attend this class are encouraged to attend the basic needle play class first. They will see two different designs demonstrated on volunteers during the workshop, and we will discuss a lot of potential fun things that can be done.

This is advanced play, and not for the squeamish, larger gage needles are used and in larger quantities. It is a workshop environment, so students will be given their own starter kits for the class.

This workshop is always a hit with those who attend, and the instructor has a wealth of experience and knowledge in doing it. She has pioneered many of the techniques being taught, and enjoys sharing them with the community.

Come join us and learn to do something beautiful, creative and fun, and give your partner a gift they will remember for some time to come.
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Saturday Night November 17th
Open Play Party

Start Time: 8:00 PM

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Join us in the city's premier play space! We'll provide play structures, safer sex supplies, scene music, munchies, water ... and ambiance. You bring your implements of choice, and your hot energy!
RSVPs are not required.
Admission: $20 per person
For work exchange (a one hour volunteer shifts earns you free entry!), contact sfcitadelvolunteers@gmail.com

Membership required! One year membership available at the door for only $10. Members can have up to three guests.
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Sunday November 18th

Karaoke and Social

Start Time: 2:00 PM

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SF Citadel Presents:
Sunday Afternoon
Karaoke and Social
Hosted By: Dusty
Sunday, November 18th - 2:00 - 6:00pm
1277 Mission St.
www.sfcitadel.org
Admission: Food to share and $10

Mark your calendars for a
Sunday afternoon Social and Karaoke. This will be a potluck, so bring your favorite
dish (food or otherwise). Be prepared to sing your little heart out or
just sit back and watch as others try their hand at being on stage.

Since this is not a play party, this will only be upstairs and we are
permitting people to bring beer or wine. Besides having the Karaoke, we
will also have board games and movies that can be watched. Feel free to
bring your own favorite game as well.

For free admission we will need a few volunteers. To volunteer, please
send an e-mail to niteraven38@ yahoo.com
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Monday November 19th
SF D/s Discussion Group

Start Time: 7:30 PM

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SF D/s Discussion Group -
SF Citadel -
third Monday of each month,
7:30pm-9:15pm - doors open at 7:00pm; meeting starts at 7:30pm
Bring a brown bag dinner and join us at the SF Citadel for a directed discussion, held in a spirit of fellowship and mutual respect, on matters pertaining to Dominance and submission. Moderated by Eric Arkouda, this monthly event is a product of the 10-12 participants who bring a variety of backgrounds, views, topics, and questions to the discussion. This discussion is open to anyone 18 years or older having a sincere, positive, personal interest in D/s; participants need not be members of the Society of Janus. All roles, genders, gender identifications, and orientations are welcome. Please RSVP to Eric Arkouda or to the SF D/s Discussion Group mailing list: Eric Arkouda (EArkouda@mailworks.org) SF D/s Discussion Group mailing list (SFDsDG@yahoogroups.com) a week in advance of the meeting.
We request a donation of $5.00 to $15.00 per person to the SF
Citadel for hosting this event- help us support our community dungeon space!
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Wednesday November 21st
Naughty Knitters

Start Time: 7:00 PM

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Naughty Knitters

(Domiknits and sum’stitchin)

Ladies, Are you a knitter, crocheter or other sort of hand crafts (beading, needlepoint, etc)? Are you kinky or perverted? If the answer to both of these is yes, then we have the event for you!

On every third Wednesday at the SF Citadel from 7 to 9 pm, come join other women to work on our projects and chat together.

The goal is to have a regular craft circle where you can come, work on your projects, get the occasional advice from others, while hanging out with like-minded kinky people.

The cost is $5 per person and everyone is invited to bring some sort of finger food or snacks that we can pass around and share.

Please note, this gathering is for the ladies only a la Stich n' Bitch.
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Thurday November 22
THANKSGIVING POT LUCK

Start Time: 5:00 PM

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Phil & August cordially invite you to attend SF Citadel's 4rd Annual THANKSGIVING POT LUCK Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 5PM - 9PM
Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks to our friends & family within the BDSM community. In the spirit of sharing, we will be having a potluck dinner. The Citadel will provide turkey & ham. We ask that you provide a dish to share as well.
BASED ON FIRST INITIALS, PLEASE BRING: A - G Appetizers / Salad H - M Side Dishes N - R Desserts S - Z Drinks
The focus of this social is not play, but to share time together. This will be a very casual day & evening, so feel free to come on over in your casual clothes! PLEASE RSVP with the dish you intend to bring to august@sfcitadel.org with "Thanksgiving" in the subject line. 4 VOLUNTEERS ARE ALSO NEEDED to help clean afterwards if you prefer to clean rather than cook.
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Friday November 23rd
We are Closed !! To full to get up !
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Friday November 30th
Sedusa's Sanctuary

Start Time: 8:00 PM

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Mistress August Knight and Maestra Cheyenne present

Sedusa's Sanctuary

Friday, November 30th, 2007

8PM to 1AM

Join us for a night of Female Empowerment at the SF Citadel! Surround yourself with devastating Dominant Women and their male and female guests. Sedusa's is a gathering that is intended to maximize Her pleasure, to provide the sanctuary She needs- and deserves!

The evening will include:

8:30PM-9:30PM- Formal tea with the Northern California Ladies Tea and Discussion Society, facilitated by Domina, the Frugal Domme

10PM- Powerful Whipping Circle led by Cleo Dubois

Dominant women and accompanied subs pay $20 each

Unaccompanied subs will be asked to pay $30 each

Volunteer for one hour for free admission! E-mail SedusaS@gmail.com

Membership required and always available at the door for just $10 (1 year membership)

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Terror Play with Lisa Razzo, tomorrow night

2007-11-15T02:19:30Z

Terror Play with Lisa Razzo
Nov 15 Thursday
Start Time: 8:00 PM

This class comes with a strong warning

Terror Play

For those of us that like our ride a little bumpy with a few loop-de-loops thrown in just for kicks, this class will be the ticket. Learn about building suspense and creating fear within a safe(r) container. Lisa’s got tricks up her sleeve that will have the most stoic of bottoms trembling in their boots. Hot, sharp, pointy things will be the plat du jour. You will be treated to a delectable demonstration of Lisa’s idea of a twisted thrill ride with her bottom who just so happens to love being terrified.

Not for the faint of heart.

Admission: $20
Doors open at 7:30PM, class from 8PM-10PM

Born in San Francisco, Lisa Razzo was introduced to the enchantment of sexual power exchange at an early age. Serving as slave in an old guard family some 30 years ago, she later became a pro Domme and trained under some of the best, including Cynthia Slater. In her aspiration to be a sex goddess, she has played all over the BDSM map with leather folk across the globe, and loves nothing more than to share the magic of BDSM. Her life's passion has been to foster ultimate joy and freedom in the carnal realm and make the mysteries of BDSM accessible for others. Lisa identifies as a gender-bending switch; enjoying the beauty of being fluid and spontaneous, while incorporating D/s into her play whenever possible. She is The Exiles' New Member Orientation Officer.&nb sp; She has presented in various capacities , most recently teaching classes at The Citadel, The Exiles and LLW. Known for her sense of humor and warmth, she holds a vast amount of knowledge in a colorful and very kinky bag.

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Kink for Him...

2007-11-13T00:51:04Z

How about it Ladies,,, how about i help you all tie our Moderator Simon to his bed naked , and you can all take turns shaveing his balls and anus and then you can all lick and lap him and tease the hell out of him.... LOL

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10 funny fetish sites

2007-11-10T05:27:45Z

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/11/ten_funny_fetish_sites.html

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Society of Janus SF Munch ~ Saturday November 10, 2007

2007-11-05T21:55:33Z

The Society of Janus San Francisco Munch meets this Saturday, November 10, 2007.

The evenings are longer but the days are still sunny clear. The holidays are coming up fast and time to get together with friends. We meet at noon at the Thirsty Bear Restaurant, 661 Howard Street in San Francisco. There is a $5.00 per person charge; this will cover soft drinks, coffee, iced tea, our waitperson and the room.

Your receipt can be used for $5.00 off entry at any SF Citadel sponsored Saturday night open party for 3… yes 3 months..

Volunteering as the door person is a great way to meet people. If you are interested please contact me at ladysunnyb@yahoo.com

Your RSVP helps us set up the room for enough people.

Please RSVP to Sunny<ladysunnyb@yahoo.com>

Thirsty Bear is located 2 1/2 blocks from the BART
Station at Montgomery and Market

From Montgomery BART head 2 blocks south on New
Montgomery and right on Howard Street. The Thirsty Bear is in the middle of the
block.

The Moscone Center Garage is on the same block, enter
on 3rd between Howard and Folsom

For more info;

www.soj.org/munch.html
For information about other munches and events in the
Bay Area try;
www.soj.org/calendar/

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Warm Showers...

2007-11-05T02:02:19Z

Well, it was a quiet weekend, and no one around to share intimacy with, other then myself, so i decided to spend a good share of the morning, enjoying some prolonged masturbation. and after a few hours of off and on slow stroking, i found myself standing in my warm shower. letting the water flow over my naked body and feeling it flow over my erect cock and over my balls....
All the while slowly stroking myself to a final and much pleasurable climax, it was so intense and id been edging for quite sometime, i could even feel my piss slit open and my cock head swell with my intense desire to release.... i love it when my cock continues to pulse and dance about even after ive cum.....the joys of edging.....
I hope everyone else was able to receive such nice pleasure this weekend, either though there own self touch, or from that of another.......

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