Nobody's home

topic posted Thu, April 13, 2006 - 12:45 PM by  Unsubscribed
Nobody is home at this tribe so I am going to proceed to vandalize it.

I've got my Marks-a-Lot. Here we go:

"The Great Cornholio was here."

"Poop."

"Farty farty fart fart fart-face."

"Poopy poo poo pants."

Ha ha ha ha.
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  • Re: Nobody's home

    Thu, April 13, 2006 - 3:25 PM
    Aha!

    Caught you!

    The joke's on you. I'm framing your scribbles and selling them on eBay for mucho dinero. Everybody wants a piece of El Luchador, and who am I to stand in the way of public demand? You might want to leave some of your laundry here. I know someone who will pay Top Dollar for your sweaty tights.
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      Re: Nobody's home

      Fri, April 14, 2006 - 8:55 AM
      I tried to sell them on Ebay already. They pulled down my listing. They said we do not allow the sale of women's used undergarments. I tried to explain that my tights are not women's undergarments, but there is no appeal from the edicts of Ebay.
      • Re: Nobody's home

        Fri, April 14, 2006 - 7:30 PM
        They're a bunch of jotos anyway. Never mind them. I got a listing pulled off eBay myself for "spamming" or some such bullshit, so I may resort to selling stuff from the back of my car at Montana Charlie's, a haven of Mexican flea-market gemutlichkeit just outside Joliet. You should go too. You can sell the tights in a booth next to the display of jumbo red cha-cha underpants and the best churros in the world. I bet you'd make a fortune, and then you can tell those jotos to piss off.

        I'd sell them for you, but I might find myself overly tempted to keep them, and where's the money in that?
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          Re: Nobody's home

          Tue, April 18, 2006 - 3:52 PM
          Flea markets, now that is where the action is. Who needs ebay when you got the flea market.

          Our local flea market here is just like being in the market place of a Northern Mexican city, but with fewer drug runners and gunmen.

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