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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 13, 2007 - 1:39 PMmy dragon is allergic to anything north of the red river
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 13, 2007 - 2:34 PM...If I cross the river called "Mississippi" I violate a Papal Bull.
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 13, 2007 - 4:21 PM...gosh darn it, all of our stuff has gone, including our Elizabethan duds, but we haven't. Why break such a running streak? -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 13, 2007 - 4:56 PMI'd rather go to Gulf Wars! Hey, it's FLAT!
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 13, 2007 - 5:38 PMthe leather corsets excite me tooo much.............
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sat, July 14, 2007 - 6:44 AMProbation?
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sat, July 14, 2007 - 11:27 AMI'm Penn-sick.
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sat, July 14, 2007 - 2:15 PMI lost my fairy wings and vampire teeth. -
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Sun, July 15, 2007 - 3:45 PMYou forgot about your tricorn with the felt skull and crossbones! -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sun, July 15, 2007 - 8:26 PMNo no, I know where that is. ;) -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Mon, July 16, 2007 - 10:06 AMI didn't get my permision slip signed.
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Mon, July 16, 2007 - 10:17 AMMy leash won't go that far
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Mon, July 16, 2007 - 8:08 PMI've gotta go to a Playa wedding. (LOL *snort*) -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Tue, July 17, 2007 - 7:08 AM**Double snort**
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Tue, July 17, 2007 - 4:23 AMBecause this oh so fashonable bright yellow ankle bracelet won't let me go more than 50 feet outside my house. Stupid restraining orders. *grumble grumble*
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Tue, July 17, 2007 - 7:13 AMBecause the batteries are dead for the blinking LED lights that I put all over my brass hat, or in my ears, or tongue, and Pennsic just won't be as fun unless I pretend it's a rave... -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Tue, July 17, 2007 - 7:14 AMBecause I'm out of glow sticks.
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Tue, July 17, 2007 - 8:33 AMI will be in a play...Death of a salesman
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Tue, July 17, 2007 - 11:31 AMI'm *this* close to leveling my Night Elf Druid to 70. -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Tue, July 17, 2007 - 12:26 PMMy guild told me if I missed two weeks of raiding to not come back :( -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Tue, July 17, 2007 - 12:36 PMmy drums couldn't handle the altitude change
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Wed, July 18, 2007 - 7:47 AMI'm competing in the Triwizard tournament. -
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Thu, July 19, 2007 - 7:07 PMMy horse died and I refuse to carry him any farther. -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Thu, July 19, 2007 - 8:18 PMThis one is my favorite so far!!!!
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 20, 2007 - 7:09 AMBecause all roads lead to Rome...
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Fri, July 20, 2007 - 9:17 AMmy bunny fur bikini don't fit no mo' -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 20, 2007 - 2:34 PMI'm not sure that is a good reason........ Well....... who else has one that fits anyway. I thought that was the idea. -
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Mon, July 23, 2007 - 11:34 AMaw crap, you have a point
well it was funny until I had my coffee and woke up!
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 20, 2007 - 1:32 PMyou know what they say....if you can't get laid at the Pennsic war....... -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 20, 2007 - 8:08 PM>you know what they say....if you can't get laid at the Pennsic war.......
Don't come back? -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 20, 2007 - 9:25 PMUh, huh....
That's not funny....
Oh wait....I've never even tried to get laid at Pennsic.......
That might explain alot......
;-)
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sat, July 21, 2007 - 2:04 PMThou woundeth to the bone with thy rapier wit and show a sharp tongue enough a weapon to repel the sturdiest of hearts from wishing to endure such a cold winter that seemeth to surround thy being. -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sat, July 21, 2007 - 2:39 PMI'm not going to Pennsic because I just can't seem to.........Uh, never mind. I am going to Pennsic.
Because after all, if you can't get laid at Pennsic....(insert cliche here)
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sat, July 21, 2007 - 2:41 PMI was a baaaddd boy and now my mommy won't let me go out and play......
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Mon, July 23, 2007 - 5:42 AMI ain't going to Pennsic..
Mommy and Daddy are mad..
I ain't going to Pennsic
Cause I ain't been nothing but bad.
(To the tune of "I'm gettin nuthin for Christmas")
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Mon, July 23, 2007 - 3:59 PM>>Thou woundeth to the bone with thy rapier wit and show a sharp tongue enough a weapon to repel the sturdiest of hearts from wishing to endure such a cold winter that seemeth to surround thy being.<<
Perhaps, if one takes my word personally, they may find me cold. But I assure you, I have a warm heart, and my rapier is blunt.
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Mon, July 23, 2007 - 11:43 AMMy Wife said if "I" went to Pennsic I wouldn't get laid......EVER again ;-) -
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Mon, July 23, 2007 - 11:45 AM*snort* I LOVE this one!!!!heehee
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Mon, July 23, 2007 - 8:05 PM...I was on my way to run away with the circus...but was kidnapped by gypsies...who have traded me to a band of warrior baboons?!
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 11, 2008 - 10:24 AMBumping this up, since Pennsic is coming....
I'm not going AGAIN this year because.....
No one appreciates my pink faux fur booties and matching vest.
(a little cross-over Burning Man humor for you there.....)
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 11, 2008 - 11:04 AMMy car broke down, my dog puked on all my garb and my diaper is wet.
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 11, 2008 - 7:56 PMBecause the last fire circle I went to caused my fun furr chaps to light aflame and now I have fake legs from the knees down.
Not really, I have a new apartment that I move into less than a week before Pennsic starts. . . . . . .Curse words aplenty!
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Fri, July 11, 2008 - 9:50 PMI can't find my handcuffs
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Fri, July 11, 2008 - 10:37 PMMy chiurgeon is sick of treating me for the "plague" -
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Fri, July 11, 2008 - 11:41 PM
Fri, July 11, 2008 - 10:37 PM
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My chiurgeon is sick of treating me for the "plague"
If you get sick at Pennsic it's because you did not sterilize your food and drink with enough alcohol. -
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Sat, July 12, 2008 - 9:01 PMJust to be on the safe side, why not skip the food entirely and just drink the alcohol? ;-) -
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sun, July 13, 2008 - 1:48 PMGood theory, I may have to test that.
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Re: I'm NOT going to Pennsic because....
Sun, July 13, 2008 - 1:50 PMI'm not going to pennsic? AaaaaHHHHHH!!
WTF!
Noooooo!
The pain! The agonizing pain!
It's getting dark, so dark. Mommy! Mommy! I don't want to go to school today.
*THUD*