I am tired honey, lets just grab the Vaseline, and go home.
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Boo cake. that's how its spelled bukake.
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We usually have an out of context contest every year, and a funniest thing said in camp as well.

Things from camp.

God damn it Kamel, you gave my boy friend whisky dick.
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Those are my favorites. I do have some other funny ones, that require the story as well, but am too lazy to type those out.

At a local Lupercalia event this winter...

(Large man scribbling on graph paper at a table) "I can't get this dungeon layout to come together."

(Wife of said large man, sighing/exasperated face) "Honey, what have we discussed about geeking in public?"

I overheard this at Pennsic while walking one night.

Woman ask Did you put it in yet?
Man responds I can't seem to find the hole, I might need to turn on the light?

" hey look down the barrel and see if this goes off!! "
said to a friend of mine while testing a flash pan, in my basement....needless to say....i shot him full of powder flash....ooooopps

Help! I can't get my pants down!

Ahhh, Ive got a great one from when I started so many years ago.

When I was 15 and my two friends with me were both 14, it was there first event and my second. We were superduper excited about the atmosphere and the lovely dresses we had just made for a 'romeo and juliet' project in school. Oh! and men in tights, and boys in tights...

So, my mother, who is also an avid goer, was flirting with this scottich knight, her favorite, and we came up to say hello. Now the knights squire noticed and was trying to introduce us to the knight. When he thought he had his attention, he did so with a flourish of course, and os three lovely ladies (and we were all 'ladies at that age) gave our deepest bow....

Now, the knight was still too distracted by my mother, so missed our curtsey... And all of girls were wearign our clothes a little low on the chest if you know what I mean; we were proud of our dresses, and our little bodies... (embarrassing now, but normal at SCA is it not)

The Squire then yelled out very very loudly "YOU MISSED IT!"
The knight said "what?"
The Squire yelled "THREE YOUNG BUXOM LADIES JUST BOWED ..... (while imitating our deep curtsies) ... BEFORE YOU, AND YOU MISSED IT!"

"you missed it" was then the 'quote of the event' LOL

~ Nicole La Gitane

This past Golden Rivers Anniversay Banquet: "I didn't know they came that small!" (really referring to a tiny infant.)