Shhhhh. Don't talk about Sooper Dooper Secret Burning Man Tribe! It's our secret.
Only the kool kids get to party here. Put on a tiara cause you're hot enough to get past the door man. Britney Spears and K-Fed are in da house! Look over there, it's Justin Timberlake and he's chatting it up with Larry Harvey and George Dubya's twin daughters! This is the hottest "off da hook" party ever and we're "taking it to the next next next level." And then when we get there, we're gonna take an elevator to the next level beyond that. Yeah!