Southend...

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Southend Oral Sex means rimjob, right?
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  • Re: Southend...

    Fri, November 4, 2005 - 5:47 PM
    Felch lives!
    • Re: Southend...

      Wed, December 14, 2005 - 11:46 AM
      Felch lives!
      ============

      what does one win for the official 1,000,000 use of a lamely predictable response?
      • Re: Southend...

        Wed, December 14, 2005 - 12:05 PM
        <what does one win for the official 1,000,000 use of a lamely predictable response? >


        Probably a little more than one wins for trite and predictable trolling.
        • Re: Southend...

          Wed, December 14, 2005 - 12:48 PM

          Probably a little more than one wins for trite and predictable trolling.
          =========

          then why do you take the bait? because you are trite and predictable fish? as a fisherman, you bait for what you want to catch.



          • Re: Southend...

            Wed, December 14, 2005 - 1:09 PM
            *yawn*
            • Re: Southend...

              Wed, December 14, 2005 - 1:13 PM
              *yawn*
              ========


              lol again you post. again you take it. atleast this isnt another self involved PM from you regarding why i came anywhere near one of your tribes.. as if you were a focus or force to be concerned with.

              it can be cute, from the right people.

              but from one of the many styrofoam peanuts that pollute this planet it is merely more information that has to be discarded after reading.
              • Re: Southend...

                Wed, December 14, 2005 - 1:17 PM
                You came into a tribe called Yunitarians.....that was all about me.....denial is so sad........Such a sad little man with nothing to do but follow girls around.....and be a pathetic troll.


                falalalalala.
                • Re: Southend...

                  Wed, December 14, 2005 - 1:45 PM
                  You came into a tribe called Yunitarians.....that was all about me.....denial is so sad.
                  ===========

                  no dear, i was asked in. then you paranoidly email me asking my purpose there.. when i hadn't even been to the tribe.

                  your self importance exceeds your self worth.
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                    Re: Southend...

                    Wed, December 14, 2005 - 2:17 PM
                    I was important enough to you for you to come and troll me....and even go to another tribe I moderate and critique it. Deny all you want But I've never belonged to any tribes with YOUR name on it. Awww! how long have you had this pathetic little wanker's crush on my dear?

                    so sweet in a pathetic sad sad sad way.
                    • Re: Southend...

                      Fri, December 16, 2005 - 1:29 PM
                      I was important enough to you for you to come and troll me....and even go to another tribe I moderate and critique it. Deny all you want But I've never belonged to any tribes with YOUR name on it. Awww! how long have you had this pathetic little wanker's crush on my dear?

                      so sweet in a pathetic sad sad sad way.
                      =============

                      you are one of tribes many hundreds of fat chicks that waits for the off chance that her name may be mentioned.. or in this case, inserts her name into something that doesnt concern her for the feigned illusion that you are infact important to someone out there, arent you?

                      the top down photo shot is a dead give away usually.
                      • Re: Southend...

                        Fri, December 16, 2005 - 2:00 PM
                        Wrong again O pathetic one. I am quite shapely and Hotter than anything you'll ever get access to outside of your worn out porns as many tribers who have met me in real life can tell you.

                        I know it is hard for you being the sad little boy who wet his pants in school everyday. I'm just fine if you want to pretend you matter if that is what makes you feel good. I know teasing people like a 6 year old shouting "pooh" in class is the only thing that makes you feel like you aren't gonna fade out of existance. Poor thing. Please do keep it up.....I feel it is a mission of mercy for me to let you have someone to talk to. I'll pretend to give a shit. It's not like it would be the first time a woman faked it with you.
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                    Re: Southend...

                    Wed, December 14, 2005 - 7:43 PM
                    "your self importance exceeds your self worth. "

                    St. Jman - this isn't the projection & denial tribe...

                    I'm just sayin' it's funny that a guy who makes tacky collages depicting himself as a saint would censure someone else for displaying a sense of 'self importance.'

                    Also, you're not really funny or witty or interesting, and you kind of come across as a douchebag.

                    Also, "paranoidly" is not a word.
                    • Re: Southend...

                      Mon, December 19, 2005 - 9:32 AM
                      "your self importance exceeds your self worth. "

                      St. Jman - this isn't the projection & denial tribe...
                      ===============


                      how does one pretend to be insulted when they are being tag-teamed by the special olympics duo?

                      i would like you to feel you made a successful hit. how do i fake it like a 20 dollar whore?

                      Yuni, you are the expert there.. tell us?
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                    Unsu...
                     
                    St. Jman is afflicted with a hideously deformed Cabbage Patch Doll-like face, suffers from a crippling addiction to porn, is a pathological liar, and finally, is a pathetic, sniveling overgrown bully who used to get the shit beat out of him in school.

                    So he became an IT nerd, a job in which his lack of social skills would not be a hindrance, and became a Dark Goth, among whom his lack of social skills would not be a hindrance.

                    He posts pictures of his alleged girlfriend on Tribe to prove he is not a virgin. Who, among grown men, resorts to waving around a picture of his alleged girlfriend to prove his worth? She, by the way, has a cute face but is a bit on the porky side.

                    His only claim to fame is that he has not yet been fired for spending his entire workday goofing on Tribe and creating Photoshop tributes to himself. But the time is coming near.

                    Only in the world of Tribe trolls has he found true kinship and a sense of belonging. Yet, even in Tribe he is a fuck up, having made a legion of enemies by constantly snitching for TOU.

                    St. Jman is without honor or humor. He is unfit to live among us.
                    • St. Jman is afflicted with a hideously deformed Cabbage Patch Doll-like face, suffers from a crippling addiction to porn, is a pathological liar, and finally, is a pathetic, sniveling overgrown bully who used to get the shit beat out of him in school.
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                      yay! the last bastion of lack-talent is here to save Yunni and John. between the three of you you should have the overwhelming lack of personal charisma to thoroughly kill this thread once and for all.

                      atleast i can hope.

                      if you could take Gov Bill/HisOtherLame Alts length of uncreative post, roll it in with Yunni's fundamental lack of "anything" and john's "last boy picked for kickball" angst into one profile.. you might have something halfway intersting.

                      maybe give it a go?
                    • Wed, December 14, 2005 - 8:52 PM
                      Public service annoucement: Important information about St. Jman
                      St. Jman is afflicted with a hideously deformed Cabbage Patch Doll-like face, suffers from a
                      ============

                      you in a wierd way do a wonderful public service for the lack-talents in tribe. whenever one of them flounders in their attempt to "insult or whatever it is they are TRYING to do" you come right behind with the repetitve text to validate their lack of self worth with something "though equally worthless" that can give them backbone to fail again.

                      also, you are the watermark for "Lost to St.Jman" when you appear.. he is already counting bodies.
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    Re: Southend...

    Fri, November 4, 2005 - 5:58 PM
    Looks like we have a RimJob lover, do you give em as well as you like to recieve them?
    • Re: Southend...

      Wed, December 14, 2005 - 11:47 AM
      people.tribe.net/dotheblue...47087bb4fc
      ===============

      i was always under the impression that life long speed users couldnt hoist the flag, so what is the point of asking?
      • Re: Southend...

        Mon, December 19, 2005 - 9:36 AM
        BUT NOBODY DEFENDS DOTH.

        guy i would be insulted if i were you. A totally bland mulatto chick and a typical white-shithead garnered more defense than you did.
        • Re: Southend...

          Mon, December 19, 2005 - 10:01 AM
          *Gasp* I'm bland? Well quick jacking off to the same old picture of me. Try using a new one and I'm sure you'll be hitting the astro glide bottle again in no time. This little crush of yours is so cute.
          • Re: Southend...

            Mon, December 19, 2005 - 10:26 AM
            *Gasp* I'm bland? Well quick jacking off to the same old picture of me.
            ===========

            though the thought still brings my paneer dangerously to the point of crossing back out of my mouth: you meant QUIT. your sad joke would have been atleast Lame with that correction. now i feel i need to give you one of those special olympics claps for participation.

            Food Analogy *something that it looks like you can comprehend*

            usually when something is offered and not eaten, then nobody wanted the meal. stop offering it as leftovers over and over again.



            throw it away.
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    Re: Southend...

    Fri, November 4, 2005 - 6:29 PM

    I need a little southmouth.
    • Re: Southend...

      Fri, November 4, 2005 - 7:30 PM
      Can you "Take it to the rim?"

      Then it's a slam-dunk.

      C'mon "Ballers!"
      • Re: Southend...

        Fri, November 4, 2005 - 7:34 PM
        "They call me Yuck Mouth,
        ‘Cause I don’t brush,
        Oh I like my teeth like this,
        They call me Yuck Mouth,
        ‘Cause I don’t brush,
        Hey, how ’bout a little kiss?

        I got some fish in my teeth,
        Got some chicken, too
        Ow! That’s a cavity,
        Hey, that one’s new!

        If you don’t brush,
        Then you, too,
        Can be a Yuck Mouth”
      • Re: Southend...

        Fri, December 16, 2005 - 1:34 PM
        Can you "Take it to the rim?"

        Then it's a slam-dunk.

        C'mon "Ballers!"
        ========

        boy this week you have been a 1-Stop Shop of Canned Responses.
  • Re: Southend...

    Tue, November 15, 2005 - 11:57 AM
    i admire the bravery it took one member of this tribe to post the picture of his pencil thin dick as if it were a prized pig.

    that takes balls, and from the look of the pict , even those were bigger. lol
    • Re: Southend...

      Tue, November 15, 2005 - 12:37 PM
      "i admire the bravery it took one member..."


      "that takes balls..."




      you're very punny
      • Re: Southend...

        Tue, November 15, 2005 - 12:37 PM
        and it's not that thin.


        the camera takes off ten lbs.

        • Re: Southend...

          Tue, November 15, 2005 - 12:38 PM
          I thought it added ten pounds and a shoe lace.
          • Re: Southend...

            Tue, November 15, 2005 - 12:45 PM
            HAHAHAHAHA---shit,


            TRUMPED!




            (dough!)
            • Re: Southend...

              Tue, November 15, 2005 - 1:04 PM
              i take it this is your dick?

              dude i am so sorry. is there a charity i can give to?
              • Re: Southend...

                Tue, November 15, 2005 - 1:07 PM
                No, it's not his salami.
                • Re: Southend...

                  Tue, November 15, 2005 - 1:28 PM
                  who would claim it?

                  and as i type this, i realise that someone may read this who is the owner of that , for the lack of a more accurate or descriptive term, "penis" and is 1 either really really mad, 2 preparing the noose from whence they shalt hang, 3 hoping they can get by on personality.
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                    Re: Southend...

                    Tue, November 15, 2005 - 1:33 PM
                    You're so smug with that huge dick of yours, aren't you?
                    • Re: Southend...

                      Wed, November 16, 2005 - 10:13 AM
                      You're so smug with that huge dick of yours, aren't you?
                      ==========

                      wouldnt you be?
                      • Re: Southend...

                        Wed, November 16, 2005 - 10:15 AM
                        Butt of course.
                        • Re: Southend...

                          Wed, November 16, 2005 - 10:40 AM
                          Butt.....
                          ==========

                          that would probobly be the only way you could feel him.
                          • Re: Southend...

                            Wed, November 16, 2005 - 10:48 AM
                            Anal sex -- the last refuge for the small of penis.

                            But everybody knows it's not the size of the wand -- it's the way the magician uses it!
                            • Re: Southend...

                              Wed, November 16, 2005 - 10:59 AM
                              horse shit!

                              straight women like fat cocks. they dont have to be the longest in the world.. but they have to be pretty fat to do the job. fuck dykes even like fat cocks.. ever seen a thin doubledong?

                              and if you are married to someone who has had a kid.. you better be parking a bus in that garage and not a yugo.
                              • Re: Southend...

                                Wed, November 16, 2005 - 11:24 AM
                                Yes, that is true. I've had long and thin, but I'll take shorter and wider any day.

                                But isn't this tribe about oral sex? Let's get back on topic here.
                                • Re: Southend...

                                  Wed, November 16, 2005 - 12:14 PM
                                  Hee hee...you said "back on top"ic.
                                  • Re: Southend...

                                    Wed, November 16, 2005 - 12:46 PM
                                    You're right. I did!

                                    *giggle*

                                    Um, what were we talking about again?
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                                      Re: Southend...

                                      Wed, November 16, 2005 - 6:06 PM
                                      Yes lets get back on topic,
                                      So I was with a woman this last weekend
                                      and later in the night I found my face between her legs
                                      She was a slow starter at first, but when her first Orgasms came
                                      they were good ones and then to my suprise as I kept licking up and down
                                      nibbling and sucking another came and another and..., I am not sure if they
                                      would have ever stopped coming, I licked and sucked for about an hour or more
                                      she said she lost track of how many she had at a count of twenty.....sweet!
                                      It was one of the greatest times I have had
                                      she said she couldn't believe how good I was
                                      I can't help but think it was not all me she must have been waiting
                                      to explode in sexual bliss before I came along
                                      I was merely there to help her out
                                      • Re: Southend...

                                        Fri, November 18, 2005 - 7:49 AM
                                        Yes lets get back on topic,
                                        So I was with a woman this last weekend
                                        and later in the night I found my face between her legs
                                        She was a slow starter at first, but when her first Orgasms came
                                        they were good ones and then to my suprise as I kept licking up and down
                                        nibbling and sucking another came and another and..., I am not sure if they
                                        would have ever stopped coming, I licked and sucked for about an hour or more
                                        she said she lost track of how many she had at a count of twenty.....sweet!
                                        It was one of the greatest times I have had
                                        she said she couldn't believe how good I was
                                        I can'..
                                        ======================


                                        you really have to stop watching those reruns of Red Shoe Diaries over-and-over again. you are starting to blur reality with fantasy.... AGAIN.
                                        • Re: Southend...

                                          Fri, November 18, 2005 - 11:54 AM
                                          Adult Friend Finders
                                          • Re: Southend...

                                            Mon, November 21, 2005 - 11:49 AM
                                            i think most of these people need to tackle the concept of "friends" before they even worry about finding "Adult friends"
                                            • Re: Southend...

                                              Tue, November 22, 2005 - 7:48 AM
                                              Adult Fist Finders?

                                              Why is that this is a south puget sound sex orgy and theres no women from south puget sound here? and whats give with sex wit'out violents? I can do somthin' bout the viollints (SP? Im tryin to pass my G-E-D but its hard! Specialy with my old alma mater having all been kilt off or in jail, I gots no peer s'port, I feel kina lonesome. Like a dove. ), but I still aint got no reason to belly up to an empty trough. LA, onth' other fist, seems t' be the playce for me.
    • Re: Southend...

      Tue, November 29, 2005 - 2:00 PM
      Something for everyone ("lingam" is penis):

      Hare: Small, lively body, gentle voice and manner with a lingam that is about 3 inches in length when erect. His best match is the shallow, narrow doe.

      Bull: Sturdy build, hearty temperament, impressive bearing with a lingam that is about 4 inches in length when thick around when erect. His best match is the full, sensuous mare.

      Stallion: Tall, firmly muscled, fun loving, full of adventure with a lingam about 6 inches when erect. His best match is the cavernous and deep elephant.

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