(with apologies to Francis Scott Seuss)

Oh, say can you see by the star near my name
What so proudly I paid due to tribe dot net’s pleading?
Whose proud tribes and blog stars through our PayPal accounts,
For the orphans we paid, funds were silently streaming?
And the WOCKET in my POCKET, the GEHRS beneath the STAIRS,
Gave proof through the night that our star was still there.
Oh, say does that star-bellied sneetch yet pay
For his premium fee or did he switch to MySpace?