I don't know if any of you have songs for your trade/ you use when hawking, but my former guild at Shrews encouraged such ideas. I never could think of a song - especially since Emily became the strumpet of the shire, but I was going through and learning some songs online, when a Strumpeting song/verse popped into my head: (keep in mind that the first verse is tailored to Shrews)

Down at the Shrew and Thistle, Let me hear you whistle
Pay me a penny for a roll in the hay
Now whil your wife is praying, I'm the one you're laying
England's Forever, But Scotland's Depraved

*smirk* I find it amusing, any thoughts? Or anyone else wish to share their song?