1. What type of dogs do you think are weird looking or annoying?

The tiny ones. English bulldogs are also freaky looking.

2. What kind of food do you hate?

Bannanas. Don't know why - the smell has always made me ill.

3. Did you have any childhood bullies?

Lots. I was the shy skinny kid whose family moved around a lot.

4. If you could create a place to send the people you hate to… what would it be like?

I would turn them into trees and they could stay right where they are. Otherwise, some LA suburb.

5. Porn magazines or porn video?

Both have thier charms.

6. What was the first thing you remember hiding from your parents?

Possibly money I stole from my sister.

7. Was there ever anyone you personally met that made you consider changing your sexual preference for a night?

Nothing more than vague twinges.

8. What is your ideal view of the future?

Black Angus is alive and I'm in the White house.

9. What is the worst movie you ever saw?

All that Jazz, the Bob fosse thinly-veiled autobiopic

10. Why in the hell did you take the time to fill this out?

Cause I thought I should after making the obligatory Monty Python reference.

Canned green beans. Ugh! Vaguely greyish-green, metallic tasting. And cold?! Your grandmother should have opened up a day care center.

1. What type of dogs do you think are weird looking or annoying? stinky ones and ones that bark too much

2. What kind of food do you hate? Sauerkraut & pickled relish & liver

3. Did you have any childhood bullies? Some guy named Mitchell at Circle H Riding Club in Texas. One day I dragged him about 200 yards with his ear in my teeth to where the adults were socializing in the barn. I was so pissed off I yell at the adults and screamed something to the effect of "If you guys don't stop him from fucking with me, if he messes with me one more time, you might find him dead somewhere cuz I swear I will kill his fucking ass!" He never messed with me again. He used to insult me and push me and kick horseshit at me all the time. He used to get my own brother to treat me like shit too. After "the incident" everyone at the damn place had a whole new respect for me. lol


4. If you could create a place to send the people you hate to… what would it be like? Just AWAY. Out of site, out of mind. May they find other people that annoy them as much or more than they annoy others. May they be miserable. Ideally they would just change but that doesnt happen often unless it's required.

5. Porn magazines or porn video? I'm not so into porn but video or online. One time a friend had a garbage bag full of porn magazines. He told me I could look through and take what I wanted and he was going to give the rest to some store that sells used porn. lol I looked through damn near all of it and only saved two magazines. Maybe one day someone will make a magazine that features hot sexy older men. Everytime I think of porn I think of crystal meth, coke, ruined lives, etc..... Every since my ex b/f showed me a site a few years ago called www.deadpornstars.com I have looked at it in a little different light. I'm all for being crazy but there is a level of self destructive depravity I'm comfortable with. There's a line I come up to and look down at and think to myself "No way. Not crossing that line." If I do then I might not survive.

6. What was the first thing you remember hiding from your parents? I'm not sure but probably my constant masturbation even when I was a little kid. Candy bars stolen from the market. Kiss albums.

7. Was there ever anyone you personally met that made you consider changing your sexual preference for a night? I consider myself predominantly gay but bi because depending on the person gender doesnt rule my desire. If a woman makes me hot and bothered and wants to pounce on me I am all for it.

8. What is your ideal view of the future? One with no pollution and all the other social problems we have to deal with now.

9. What is the worst movie you ever saw? There are so many it's hard to pick just one but Jamaica Inn comes to mind. It was interesting but so stupid. lol I could have made that movie myself. That one can't possibly be why Alfred Hitchcock is considered a master.

10. Why in the hell did you take the time to fill this out? Because you took the time to ask and it was kind of fun. : )