"How many bagpipers does it take?" to clear a room?

In the mundane world, usually just one.

In our own little world, there is no number large enough. It seems we all really like the sound of the screeching dying cat. ;-)

In my own personal world, One banjo player or an accordian player playing "Lady of Spain" or a kid learning the clarinet or trumpet, or Kenny G or Michael Bolton is enough to make me run for my life. Oh yeah, and a burn-out old time folksy version of "Kumbayaa" or "Michael Rowed The Boat Ashore" can send me into a homicidal rage where there would be body parts stinking of pachoulli scattered all over the place with me holding an ax grinning............ but perhaps I've said too much................. (evil grin)