This are hilarious:
www.stevenforrest.com/humorpage.html

Okies...let's make some up...cause we might have a moment to do so...
(scroll down for answers...AND/OR make up your OWN answers....hee hee)

a. What do you call a clove-smoking feminist rock-climbing drink-you-under-the-bar woman?

b. A dozen virgos walk into a bar, then an Aries walks into a bar...the aries exclaims, "__________________!"

c. What do you get when you cross an Aries with a Sag?

d. What's another term for a frigid Aries?

e. What does an Aries call a disloyal friend?

f. What do you call 36 Aries and 4 Leos and a Scorpio?

Okay...here are some ARIES bumperstickers

*** 13 and Holding
*** Don't Honk, I'm Meditating
*** Uh...if you can read this, I need your insurance information
*** In case of Rapture, We're on a Date
*** Pylons, Shmilons
*** I'm First for a Reason
*** First House Phantasms
*** I Tree for Breaks
*** Auto-Pilot
*** Flamin' Firebrand
*** Red Means Stop
*** Mars in Motion
*** My Charisma ate Your Bullshit
*** Follow Me -- Everybody Else Does
*** Truth
*** The Emperor is NUDE!




































a. An aries
b. Is this an amish bar, or did I get sent to a Vulcan insurance seminar?
c. good sex
d. an adopted Pisces
e. Nothing...not in their universe...
f. the UN