***THE MADDENING***

public - created 08/02/06
Here ye Here ye!!! Calling all SCREAMERS! GIGGLERS! WARRIOR SHAMANS! SOCIOPATHS! CIRCUS FREAKS! FUZZY CRITTERS! hORNeRY fARTISTS! CUNNILINGUISTS! METAPROGRAMMERS! MUSICIANS! SEAMSTRESSES! LUNATICS! THE FAKE REVOLUTION HAS UNOFFICIALLY BEGUN!

We will wait no longer for some "HERO" to liberate us, we HEREBY- TRANSFORM OURSELVES into our own superheros and heroines, liberating ourselves NOW from the "Arts Institutions", those track lit tombs where our vibrant creativity is left to languish.

Time to smash the safe, smug, prisons of culture, where art is kept SEGREGATED from the community at large. BREAK OPEN these numbing,dumbing, institutions and let ART run wild and free in the streets!!

On behalf of the Mighty Xzorlok- Improvisational God of the present self, children, and retards- JOAN of ART and Pieut-in-Chief General Tommy Biggs are enlisting ALL free-thinking refugees of a crumbling paradigm to bring in the new FAKE paradigm with a BANG! A Bang of Silly String Theory and Chocolate Worm Donut Holes of a complexified and ridiculous future made manifest through costumed PERFOMANCE ART, psychadelic PROTEST, MAGICK ACTIVISM and an INSTANT NOISE BAND PARADE in cities across America, all on one sphinchronistically planned day of fake attack.

As par for our fake constitutional rights, we will be armed with the puniest weapons of ass destruction this country has ever seen: DEEP LONG KISSES in public, supersoakers, silly string, plungers for psychic colonics, raquetball time-space grids, and any other seemingly piece of meaningless crap you can imbue with SUPERHEROIC POWERS through the agency of your imagination.

We DECLINE to numbly consume commercial intoxicants; they are corporate weapons of CONTROL !!!! Lucky for us there are plenty of illegal substances available to support real people.

We refuse to indulge in the pseudo-rational function born from The Age of Enlightenment. Enlightenment is Now Is Never Is Both and Neither!!!!!! And is NEVER an excuse to use pre-packaged answers from quantum physics and Yogic Philosophy to DUMB OURSELVES DOWN...

We FAKE REVOLUTIONARIES dumb ourselves UP!!----- With half-crocked fairy princess alligator costumes and demonic security guard uniforms. We are the not-so-secret agents of CHAOS and INSPIRATION. Blowing the hot breath of MAGICK in the face of a sleeping population, stirring them for an ETERNAL, psychoiridescent instant, from the NIGHTMARE OF HISTORY.

Come the APUCKERLYPSE of 2012, and time will cease to be a linear function in the mass of a newly inspired noospheric consciousness of 4th DIMENSIONAL thinking. Until then, all the fruit of our efforts are being factored and fractaled into a consistent slew of synchronicities and artistic manifestation, both on a macro and microcosmic scale. In other words, Ladies and Gentlemen, WE HAVE WORK TO DO!!!!!

We must use our wits and intuition, if we are to coax out an ASSYMETRICAL strategy for our BOILING DISSENT. ALWAYS!!!---We must MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC and meet AGONY with ECSTASY. Always. ART and OURSELVES are the finest instruments available for this or any other action. We can and do create revolution with every breath.

Why FAKE revolution, you ask? REAL REVOLUTION is possible only against REAL LEADERSHIP. Unfortunately, we have only SPIN, RUMOURS OF WAR and SHAM LEADERS that cower behind their desks and lead from the rear. Besides Amerikkka, you are far too lazy, fearful and narcissistic to face up to the gooey mass of lies you have eaten. THE FAKE REVOLUTION is here to make you PUKE them UP!

There is no point to traditional forms of protest. At best we are confined to institutionally designated "FREE SPEECH" or shot down in the barricades for trying to fight a “real” revolution. Romantic, yes but MARTYRDUMB. As well, it's time to stop PREACHING to the CONVERTED! Burning Man is great, but runs the risk of becoming another American holiday bound by a linear sense of time in which people look forward to those moments when they might have the TIME and SPACE to enjoy an altered reality not allowed to infiltrate their normal lives in the city. We do not believe you can put any price tag on freedom or art. ART IS OUR BIRTH RIGHT!!!!! We LIVE IT BREATHE IT SCREW IT LOVE IT and demand that America PAYS ATTENTION.

The War on Terror is a FAKE. The Real Fake War is the War on Anxiety- Anxiety that Keeps us paralysed from Feeling like we can DO, BE and WEAR exactly what we want, when we want. You’ve never seen avant garbage like this before!


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and self-elected space pharaohs today! “
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