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Here ye, here ye! The board of cunnilinguist directors is now accepting fake words for the new dicktionary!
It is after all, language that is the only tool we have in order to ascribe meaning to our experiences in this life. Why should we be limited by a set of words that Webster's says we must use to describe experiences that in fact, transcend language? We must destroy and reivent language to take back the personal and artistic meaning that we find ourselves embedded in more and more as humanity evolves. Isn't it about time that our language evolves with us?
Many of these words don't yet have definitions or could stand a second definition. If you can think of definitions for them, that would be great as well!
Cryogenitally
Cunnilinguistics
Foop- First Law of Manifestation; “Poof” in reverse- Everything one needs is already there.
Imprickable
Informotion- Pull of the Erotic Attractor outside of time
Metaphormosis- Transformation Through Language, The God-Child of Octapesha
Metaforward- Holographic “Up”
Micropalypse- A Very Small Apocalypse
Omnesty- Holonomic Forgiveness/Forgetting
Plazmodium- The Synchronistic Envelope surrounding The Erotic Attractor; Temporary Autonomous Zone of Artistic Self-Expression
Perspectivitis
Puniverse- The Universe that You are the Center of in a Conscious State.
Revaginuity- Vaginal Rejuvination
Revengenuity- Ingenious Revenge
Salmonellove
Shamaniac- Maniacal Shaman
Shappening
Teleology- The Study of What the Universe Wants
Urjabilinquent- Alien Delinquency
It is after all, language that is the only tool we have in order to ascribe meaning to our experiences in this life. Why should we be limited by a set of words that Webster's says we must use to describe experiences that in fact, transcend language? We must destroy and reivent language to take back the personal and artistic meaning that we find ourselves embedded in more and more as humanity evolves. Isn't it about time that our language evolves with us?
Many of these words don't yet have definitions or could stand a second definition. If you can think of definitions for them, that would be great as well!
Cryogenitally
Cunnilinguistics
Foop- First Law of Manifestation; “Poof” in reverse- Everything one needs is already there.
Imprickable
Informotion- Pull of the Erotic Attractor outside of time
Metaphormosis- Transformation Through Language, The God-Child of Octapesha
Metaforward- Holographic “Up”
Micropalypse- A Very Small Apocalypse
Omnesty- Holonomic Forgiveness/Forgetting
Plazmodium- The Synchronistic Envelope surrounding The Erotic Attractor; Temporary Autonomous Zone of Artistic Self-Expression
Perspectivitis
Puniverse- The Universe that You are the Center of in a Conscious State.
Revaginuity- Vaginal Rejuvination
Revengenuity- Ingenious Revenge
Salmonellove
Shamaniac- Maniacal Shaman
Shappening
Teleology- The Study of What the Universe Wants
Urjabilinquent- Alien Delinquency
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Sat, September 30, 2006 - 5:50 PMprevenge- soliciting justice for
sphinchronicity- a bizarre coincidence of the anal kind
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Tue, October 3, 2006 - 1:08 AMpsychadelicatessen- an apothecary of antheogenic delights
spuck- the sound a plunger makes when removing the soul from the body via psychic colonic
premadominatrix- a diva dominatrix of the first order
premadonnamatrix- the pre-Madonna pop culture matrix
kakaphony- turdly chaos in a vacuum; artificial crap
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Thu, October 5, 2006 - 1:25 AMassymectricity- energy generated by lopsidedness
formaldehydration- when zombies get thirsty
orgasmalzheimers-
entrailada- an enchilada of entrails
opportunitarianism-
intergalactentacle- a tentacle of the intergalactic Hindoodoo octopus God, Octapesha
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Thu, November 9, 2006 - 8:33 PMautolinguistic mastication- when your words eat themselves; biting your tongue
Delinquintessence- cologne/ perfume made from the plazmodium of prepubescent children
rehabilitatertots-a little treat after visiting the psychedelicatessen
multidemented- too much DMT in your brain
scareo-
necrophilanthropy- having goodwill towards dead people
apoklepto-stealing the end of the world
vulvonic-
propheseismic- predicting earthquakes
inamorotic- when it turns you on to love someone
cuntstalation-final destination of the timeship medusa
gothappotamus- see: Ameoba records
euphorfeit-
elopstration- running away and marrying your paintings
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Fri, November 10, 2006 - 11:57 AM
You have truly destroyed my mind and won my heart- I bow at your infinitessimal urjabilinquency. I hereby grant you a doctorate in Autolinguistics from Professor Toylit at The Institute for Acausal Studies.
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Fri, November 10, 2006 - 11:58 AMRehabilitatertots???? You're fucking KILLING me-
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balderdash, pick the real word
Fri, November 10, 2006 - 2:07 PMShift Shaper = one who excels at guiding evolutionary forces
Amoration = big love, all the time, universal and then some
Pellucidity = state of translucence and clarity
Amo = the electromagnetic power station that's beaming out from you, your weapon of mass diss-truck-son, love in palpable doses
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Tue, November 21, 2006 - 3:33 AMShift Shaper- So THAT's what I am-
NICE ONE Evonne!!!
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Sun, November 12, 2006 - 10:04 PMadoregasm. what i feel multiple multiple times an hour for the great Joan o' fArt -
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Sun, November 12, 2006 - 10:08 PMand yes, i humbly propose that that's the new spelling of your name, if i may be so bold to suggest that. Joan o' fArt. nothing is different from a phonetic pov. the letters just have more depth and scent. truly, a synesthetic name if i ever smelt one. -
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Tue, November 14, 2006 - 12:19 PMmicroconundrum-a really really small riddle
hypoclitoris-faking an orgasm
slanguage-official language of the reptilian royal family
concubinary-when you''re fucking your mathematics teacher
titillnationality-
androgenitalia-
androgenerosity-sharing your fun with everyone!
kamikazmic-suicidal galaxies that intentionally run themselves into other celestial bodies
hippopirate-
kamicatalclysm- suicidal political upheaval
androgenious- thinking with your balls
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Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:04 AMcyboredom- what a computer feels when no one's looking
narcotype- the love you feel for one who looks exactly like you
addictatorship- the political stronghold of the dominator paradigm
validictatorship- the academic stronghold of the dominator paradigm
cubiquatron- the unit assymectricity is measured in
ubiquaton- the everything particle, the particle on which all other particles are modeled
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Sun, December 10, 2006 - 8:05 AMcyboregasm- the orgasm your dildo has; a cyborg's whoregasm after an epsecially randy round of mental intercourse
floorgasm- an orgasm acheived through the speed-inducing action of pushing the gas pedal to the floor
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Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:14 AMI was thinking Joan of f(Art) to get a scientific- sounding score for the valictatorship, but no one would be able to spell it on tribe. I'd be but a lost turd floating on the synaesthetic synapse of the space fish's photofrenacular pre-linguistic. guppy tongue. But wait- maybe that could be a good thing......
Viva la Decaixe Mentale!!!!!!!!
-Joan o Fart
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Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:06 AMgoregasm- what i feel multiple multiple times a kinesecond for zombie clowns from outerspace -
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Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:24 AM*CORRECTION* androgenious is now- thinking with your andrgenitalia
and now some new words:
convintercourse-sex with sexy nuns
kinesecond- a somatic aware moment in time
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Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:37 AMwhoregasm
vaginoplasty
kakafunny
epiphony-a fake reallization
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Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:59 AMencrypozoology- the hidden study of hidden animals
cyborgeoisie- machines that make more money than you do
(i.e. parking meters, slot machines, pay phones, vending machines)
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Thu, November 16, 2006 - 9:47 PMthis was so good I had to pretend to join in order to make you think I posted a cumpliment.
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Tue, November 21, 2006 - 3:30 AMI believe the word is Encryptozoology- the study of hidden, invisible, and unreal animals.
Examples:
Taoist Octopus Squid Dragon
Psychoiridescent Time-Travelling Dragonfly Frogs
Vampiric Space-Invading Alligators
Hermaphrodontics- The Field of Study Pertaining to Hermaphroditic Dentistry by way of Autocunnilinguistic Mastication
Hammerphrodite- The Pangender God/dess of Hardware & Tough Clean-ups
Hammerfreudian- If Freud was a Hermaphrodite, which he was, secretly, stroking his own Androgenitalia during all that fake therapy
Onus Operandi- One's Own Way of Operating via Anal Telepathy
Psycho-anal-Isis- De-Analytic Anal Sex Therapy with the Egyptian Goddess Isis herself
Regurathon- A Marathon of who can Regurgitate the Most Fake Knowledge that's been stuffed down their Ethereal Esophagi
Disasterbator- One who Masturbates with Fantasies of the Apocalypse
Apuckerlypse- A REALLY SEXY Apocalypse with LOTS of making out, ESPECIALLY in public
Oblingamtory- Holy Obligation unto the God that lives in All Cock, See also: All Saints' Semen
Acockalyptic- An Apocalypse with lots of Crowing Roosters protesting Useless Orgasms that drown the world's population in a flood of wasted ejaculation
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Sun, November 26, 2006 - 3:21 PMobscenery- landscape that costs money to look at, ie Brentwood; gory scenery
architorture- The Grove in Los Angeles, for example
divalution- deevolution of the diva, yours truly para ejemplar
clampire- vagina with fangs
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Tue, November 28, 2006 - 11:17 AMvaginamaste - the divine spark of the twat chakra
orthopedophile - a molester of the skeletally deformed
neanderthalidomide - a mutant bi-ped with a pronounced brow ridge and flipper arms
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Sun, December 10, 2006 - 8:08 AMcyboregasm- the orgasm your dildo has; a cyborg's whoregasm after an epsecially randy round of mental intercourse
floorgasm- an orgasm acheived through the speed-inducing action of pushing the gas pedal to the floor
decapitatertots- children with machetes
Youtropia- A Utopia that Starts with You, NOW!!!
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Thu, December 14, 2006 - 9:41 PMcuntcocktion- an androgynous elixir
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Thu, December 14, 2006 - 9:48 PMhomeopathetic- cod liver oil, maca, flax seed and wheatgrass smoothie, for instance; homeopathic remedies that just don't do the trick, no matter how much we would like to deny Western medicine!
alkalinear- linear thinking having reached an appropriate alkaline state and therefore more easily assimilated by the human body
vaginalysis- analyzing the whole of the sum of the parts of the holy hole wholey -
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Sat, December 16, 2006 - 12:05 PMcatastrobate- to sit around wanking off about the end of the world
flatterbate- 1) to overindulge in flattery, 2) to flatter someone by masturbating to them
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Tue, December 19, 2006 - 3:59 PMtelepathetic- useless mind reading
enigmagetic- one that attracts mysteries
astraloogie- misc. debis from the Snot Nebula
quesadildo- eww...
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Tue, December 19, 2006 - 7:30 PMcontrabandit -- he/she who steals your illegal shit
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Fri, December 29, 2006 - 4:38 PMCentrifrugal- to be centered in thriftiness
psuedonymrod- the stage name, pen name, or alias of a real jackass -
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Fri, December 29, 2006 - 4:58 PMpsuedonymrod- 2: a lame nickname
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Sat, December 30, 2006 - 10:36 PMa few things sound different for me as my native tongue is german - so anytime i see an "a" i'd pronounce it like "u" in cunt. that's why a
cuntate: sounds it makes after a very pleasurable f***-
Perspectivitis: the urge to define things from a different perspective without having one.
(wannabe) dicktator: chaney
(wannabe) cuntator: thatcher
pukemon: nintendo-kid after overeating burgers
intelli-gender-design: on god's to do list for the 8th day, stopped on behalf of the bible belt
bible beltane: celibate day for celibates in virginia
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Sun, December 31, 2006 - 7:45 PMaccelebration- an accelerated quantum-shifting transdimensional celebration.
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Sun, December 31, 2006 - 8:55 PMindumbnitable- incapable of being dumbed down
mundamnity- cursed boredom
diabiblical- the perfect balance of angelic and demonic qualities
kumtwat- an especially vagalicious vegefruit
bequeef- generous endowment via vagina fart magic
farticulate- to articulate one's thoughts in farts
fartist- my favorite kind of fake artist
sickalogical- an emotional state of unwellness perceived of as wrong or bad by one's mental faculties
cockaine- addictive drug of choice for sucking and fucking penis fans
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Sat, January 6, 2007 - 11:20 AMpuddular -- the geometric state of being left in a melted puddle, as in "Log is such a fab fartist that I was left puddular"..... -
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Sun, February 4, 2007 - 2:50 PMSweet coookie..... Flatterbation will get you everywhere you need to go in my puniverse. -
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Mon, February 19, 2007 - 4:40 PMidiostinkractic- a characteristic or habit that is peculiar to an asshole.
auraficianado- a karmakosmic shaman that can paint with the colors of your aura.
iridesimplicity- {see below}.
iridecomplexity- {see above}.
youniverse- your conditoned interpretation to your suspended reality.
pukerative- having so much money that it causes one to throw up.
i.e. Nasa, Bilderberg, etc..
obliterature- a literary work that transcends the mind and forces it to implode!
onomonaphonics- schzloikhtue leemamahh spuckrooxualoomy.
orificianado- a ardent fan of body cavities.
iridescentricity- the endless flow of attention circulating throughout the youniverse. -
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Sat, February 24, 2007 - 2:04 AMGynocosmonaut- explorer of vaginas
gynocosmology- internal asstronomy of the vulva
explanguage- {see explanguage}
sillysophical-
mentalpause- writers block
spuck spuck foop- the plazmodium equivalent to duck duck goose.
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Sat, February 24, 2007 - 2:29 AMsillysophical- a philosophical inquiry into cosmic hooey flab
sillycybin- the mushy room in one's mind making room for silly willy wally blah
whoracle- an entity with the ability to read one's sexual destiny
succubuddy- a friend who drains all your attention
incubuddy- a friend who gives you attention that warms your heart
putequestrian- citizens of putequestria
pedantophila- over infatuation with pre-pubescent balloon knots
venomovulus- laced with vampire venom or dracula cum -
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Mon, March 5, 2007 - 10:11 PMmeglomagician- a magician with an over-inflated sense of their ability to manifest whatever their greedy little heart desires -
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Wed, March 7, 2007 - 4:29 AMdisciplinalien - an authorative extraterrorestrial
erroromance - disastrous courtship
erromatic - an inappropriate fart. (is there such a thing)?
obseamstress - a bombastic vixen that hypnotises sickalogical masses into aroused scoundrels
transimosity - bitter hatred of movement, rivalry between transvestites
erriedescence- scary variables of omnipresence
pediattrition- having an abortion
enemathematize - condemnation of a populous by administering cyborgasmic fluids into the rectums of humanoidinary beings;
see {sexcommunicate}
sexcommunicate - to banish your brain into gynocosmic servitude
egoresonant amourticulation- when you love to hear yourself talk
obselitists - contemptuous nobility that wants to obliterate everything but themselves
humanoidiary - a mediocre character
sexecution - voluptuous ass-assination
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Wed, March 7, 2007 - 4:32 AMobliberate - to set free from destruction; to destroy freedom
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Wed, March 7, 2007 - 2:24 PMSeducation: Why the new teacher got fired!
Rectocraniologist: What the world needs now!
Necrophilatology: Collecting stamps of dead people
Philosophism: Mental masturbation upon realizing you are ALL alone!
Teleologaculation: The Universe coming to a climactic realization!
- New definitions--
Cunnilinguistics: The secret language of the Yoni tribe!
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Mon, March 12, 2007 - 10:30 PMFauxcabulary- A stock of fake words
synchromystic- an enigmagnetic sage that orchestrates coincidences
canswer- a disease that cures a worse condition
fauxtalkraphy- the pictures you take with the words you invent
narcissyst- the diseased sac that fuels vanity
{see narcissircumcision}
fauxbia- a fake fear
clambiguity- the vague state in ones vagina
fauxtential- capability of becoming fake
narcissircumcision- removal of the egoist gland
fauxnomenomaly- extraordinarily fake oddity
{also fauxnomenon & phenomenomaly}
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Sun, March 18, 2007 - 5:23 PMI am entering the FLABBERGASTIUM (a spherical dome of lamazement) And suddenly compelled to speak in FLOSSOLLALIA (the improvised prophetic speech performed while flossing) What fantastic developments have occurred on this site1!11!! So William Burroughs stated that language was a planet destroying virus from outer space, So cunniliguisticians are excreting a mutagenic hormone to dissolve language, a kind of autoimmune system, A terminal CANSWER of the virus.
Llamanatrix - - A whore that beats up south american pack animals.
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Mon, March 19, 2007 - 12:39 AMyeah- it broke in that randy round of conventercourse when it slipped through her uterine lining and into God's holy cock. Even God's cock is not imprickable, thank God for us humanoids who fashion ourselves after the divine. Oh Sister Mary Pterydactyl- Pray for all our Erotic Misgivings so that we may be free of this syphillitic infection known as language. In Grace's Grease, your beloved battery acid tab forever. -
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Mon, March 19, 2007 - 12:48 AMscholiosistatic- scholastically onset case of scoliosis from sitting statically all day in those dinky little all-in-one desk chairs -
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Wed, March 21, 2007 - 3:14 AMHERMAPHRODISIAC--- A substance that makes you wet and hard at the same time.
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Fri, April 13, 2007 - 4:09 PMfemaculation- female ejaculation
exremeditate- to meditate on the divine state of crap
cuntry- that beloved and jungly territory for which we have built empires to impress
vegequarian- the post-deluge underwater vegetarian; vegetarian in the age of Aquarius
phlegnomanymity- putrid anoymity; hocking astral loogies when no one's looking -
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Sat, April 21, 2007 - 12:34 AMveganic- organic vegan (from Keval at the Bliss Bar)
I like cuntry. My Cuntry tis of thee, sweet mound of puberty, of thee i pee. -
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Sat, May 12, 2007 - 7:16 PMok. it's been a while... let's pick the brain, here......
vagenius- well versed in the field of gynocosmology
schizophonics-words with contradictory meanings
therapubic- submition to the erotic attractor
beneviolent- helpful chaos
GOD- an acronym for Galactic Omnipresent Debris -
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Sun, June 3, 2007 - 10:20 PMintellegenitals- sexual organs that possess knowledge or understanding of truths
anarchetype- the revocation of any collectively inherited unconscious idea, pattern of thought, or prototype
pszygotic- a mental condition that indicates enhanced contact with the erotic attractor
anarchitect- a person professionally engaged in the destruction of civil institutions.
spiritusual- commonplace interaction with incorporeal entities
coalescebian- the unification of two or more cliterati
embracism- a belief of tolerance and love towards all living and non living things
salivulva- the viscid substance secreted by the vaginacosm
renaissault- a sudden violent onslaught of art
commutiny- a society of anarculturists united in destruction
mutinyversal- a rebellion agaist the whole universe. applicable everywhere.
universoul- the principle of life, action, thought, and feeling of the universe
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Tue, June 19, 2007 - 3:23 AMbrainiaccident- a sillysophical event in which a fortuitous idea foops into you brain
papsickle- what flavor would it be? what color?
manifrustration- the inabilty to materialize happenings
esotantric- an exclusive knowledge of the doctrine regarding rituals, disciplines, meditation pertaining to the erotic attractor
shamanithrusturbation- self-stimulation of the connection between the pineal gland in your brain and the zygote that sits in your grundle.
optometrics- system of measurement in the field of Obviology.
optos- units of measuring Attention. From 1 to 1000. Humans generally lie in the 350's-600.
600 being a multidemented shamanic auraficianado.
acoustocrat- one that stictly adheres to a stedy diet of sounds or objects devoid of electronic modification.
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hermaphrodeity- an androgelic figure with omnipresent organs
astroluthier- a builder of cosmic musical instruments
clambition- fueled by the pursuit of pussy
cyromaniac- a compulsion to fix backs
cryomaniac- a compulsion to freeze things
extravagastric- a lavish or opulent show of bowel movements
sentimenstral- when you are reminded of the last time you had your period
recepticoracle- a trashcan that tells your future
sythetaesthetic- a sense of fake beauty
cultureclysm- a violent upheaval of the arts (also renaissault)
flopportunity- an endeavor that is bound to fail
cognicoitus- mental intercourse
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Thu, June 28, 2007 - 9:02 PMCry of the Maniac
His clambition became the recepticoracle of his becoming.
A distended belly -- begot from a cognicoital scar -- inflamed with a hermaphrodeitie's fallen heart.
His clashing flopportunities pleasantly purging through her spread fortes, verites and lates.
The astroluthier's seedling horn did sound.
With an underskirt of extravagastric markings -- becoming tasteless as the veil of craptometry dances upward through the day's eye.
Our synthetaestetic cultureclysm sits knowingly
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Fri, June 29, 2007 - 3:07 PMw o w !
you have obliberated my lobes!!!
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Thu, July 19, 2007 - 9:01 PMMasterpotator of nether-scorned clambition, quing of obliterature, i bow to your vagenius----
quing- androgynous king/queen
fisturbation- fist-fucking yourself
Jewminati- The clandestine Jew team controlling all our banks and the whole of Hollywierd
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Thu, July 19, 2007 - 9:07 PMmanithrustration- ill-wrought well-begot wishes made into waking realities through hot, moist, sex magick
manithrust- verb form
catastrobitive- clownarchists chomping at the bit
organarchy- mental upheavals while shopping at Trader Joe's for organic veggies, or something like that -
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Sat, August 11, 2007 - 2:53 PMacoustisexual- someone who makes love to sound
telefornicate- cognicoitus via telephone
studsickle- any lickable appendage of a tasty male form
narcissucculent- succulent narcissism; juicy heroic powers of super-narcissism without the negative connotation that narcissism usually suggests; profound self-love on all levels -
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Tue, September 4, 2007 - 12:28 AMWomanipulation- pussy whippery
anaesthetaesthetic- pertaining to the sense of insensibility
idealillogical- a suggestive group of inane ideas
whoreagami- the kama-sutra in paper
crapademic- the pursuit of a higher education in nonsense
Metasatire- satire-ing satire
shamanaesthetic- under the influence of a shaman or witchdoctor
autodidactickle- tickling yourself
crackademic...
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Fri, September 7, 2007 - 9:57 PMmelancholicoholic- addicted to sadness; when you can't stop listening to Leonard Cohen records
shamanipulation- succumbing to sorcery
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Sat, September 8, 2007 - 2:22 PMmass-spectrographic-isotopic-thermo-double-dia-phonoscope -
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Wed, September 12, 2007 - 3:53 PM--Tele-Cryo-Necro-Dildonics:
Long Distance Sex with Cold Dead People
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Wed, September 19, 2007 - 5:39 PMSUPERSHERO
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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 9:55 PMis that like hi row gliphics or somting? Cool, I found my drunken stooper -
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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 9:55 PMrite next to da pooper
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Tue, January 15, 2008 - 12:45 AMimmaculation- an immaculate ejaculation requiring no touch for the sacred holy splooge of Valhalla
spanktitude- gratitude upong getting spanked, literally, or metafornicatively by the powers that be
metafornicate- uber-screwing and cognicoitus in all dimensions; contact with the Erotic Attractor at the Center of the Timewave -
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Tue, January 15, 2008 - 2:31 AMsexustation (sex degustation)
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Mon, January 21, 2008 - 3:45 PMOregonize - to make selfsatisfiedly comatose
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Mon, August 31, 2009 - 4:12 AMThanks for the cool dictionary! Have you ever heard about female orgasm types? No? Here they are:
-DREAM-GASMS- These require absolutely no genital stimulation. The infamous ‘Kinsey Report’ found that 37% of American females (in the 1950s) had experienced dreams which led to orgasm by the age of forty five.
- MICROGASMS- small, extremely subtle orgasms that occur without any physical stimulation.
-INTER-VAGINAL ORGASMS- g-spot orgasms and cervical orgasms - any and all orgasms that happen inside the vagina with inter-vaginal stimulation (with fingers, fists, dildos, penises, etc.).
-BREATH AND ENERGY ORGASMS- Often these kinds of orgasms are taught and enjoyed by the ‘New Age Tantric types’ of people.
-CLITORAL ORGASMS- well known =)
-COMBINATION-GASMS- often two or more kinds of orgasm are combined
-MEGAGASMS- These are the volcano of all orgasms, or the tsunami of all orgasms. A megagasm is an intense full body experience, a deeply emotional experience, and for some a deeply spiritual experience.
All of them you can experience purchasing a good dildo : www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/