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CUNNINGLINGUISTIC DICKSHUNARY(Alphabetical Compilation)

☥®ѧɳŒ — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:24:59 GMT

Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc (i.e. parking meters, slot machines, pay phones, vending machines)
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc {see narcissircumcision}
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc {also fauxnomenon & phenomenomaly}
tripbeat http://tinyurl.com/yq45kw cuntator: thatcher (wannabe)
tripbeat http://tinyurl.com/yq45kw dicktator: chaney (wannabe)
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u accelebration- an accelerated quantum-shifting transdimensional celebration.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Acockalyptic- An Apocalypse with lots of Crowing Roosters protesting Useless Orgasms that drown the world's population in a flood of wasted ejaculation
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv addictatorship- the political stronghold of the dominator paradigm
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u adoregasm. what i feel multiple multiple times an hour for the great Joan o' fArt
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv alkalinear- linear thinking having reached an appropriate alkaline state and therefore more easily assimilated by the human body
Evonne http://tinyurl.com/2jwx2y Amo = the electromagnetic power station that's beaming out from you, your weapon of mass diss-truck-son, love in palpable doses
Evonne http://tinyurl.com/2jwx2y Amoration = big love, all the time, universal and then some
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc androgenerosity-sharing your fun with everyone!
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc androgenetics- The master copy from the original zygote division that sits in your grundle
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc androgenious is now- thinking with your andrgenitalia
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc androgenious- thinking with your balls
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc androgenitalia-
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc annonymysterious- we'll never really know
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc apoklepto-stealing the end of the world
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Apuckerlypse- A REALLY SEXY Apocalypse with LOTS of making out, ESPECIALLY in public
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv architorture- The Grove in Los Angeles, for example
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv assymectricity- energy generated by lopsidedness
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc astraloogie- misc. debis from the Snot Nebula
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc auraficianado- a karmakosmic shaman that can paint with the colors of your aura.
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc autolinguistic mastication- when your words eat themselves; biting your tongue
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv bequeef- generous endowment via vagina fart magic
tripbeat http://tinyurl.com/yq45kw bible beltane: celibate day for celibates in virginia
S•sterKr•sten M http://tinyurl.com/2w975y Bipolarbears
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc canswer- a disease that cures a worse condition
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u catastrobate- to sit around wanking off about the end of the world
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u Centrifrugal- to be centered in thriftiness
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc clambiguity- the vague state in ones vagina
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv clampire- vagina with fangs
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv cockaine- addictive drug of choice for sucking and fucking penis fans
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc concubinary-when you''re fucking your mathematics teacher
S•sterKr•sten M http://tinyurl.com/2w975y contrabandit -- he/she who steals your illegal shit
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc convintercourse-sex with sexy nuns
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Cryogenitally
S•sterKr•sten M http://tinyurl.com/2w975y Cryopractor
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv cubiquatron- the unit assymectricity is measured in
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Cunnilinguistics
Trance http://tinyurl.com/2uz5kt Cunnilinguistics: The secret language of the Yoni tribe!
tripbeat http://tinyurl.com/yq45kw cuntate: sounds it makes after a very pleasurable f***-
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv cuntcocktion- an androgynous elixir
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv cuntemplate- thinking with your cunt
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc cuntstalation-final destination of the timeship medusa
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv cyboredom- what a computer feels when no one's looking
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv cyboregasm- the orgasm your dildo has; a cyborg's whoregasm after an epsecially randy round of mental intercourse
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv cyboregasm- the orgasm your dildo has; a cyborg's whoregasm after an epsecially randy round of mental intercourse
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc cyborgeoisie- machines that make more money than you do
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv decapitatertots- children with machetes
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc Delinquintessence- cologne/ perfume made from the plazmodium of prepubescent children
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv diabiblical- the perfect balance of angelic and demonic qualities
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Disasterbator- One who Masturbates with Fantasies of the Apocalypse
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc disciplinalien - an authorative extraterrorestrial
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv divalusional- delusional diva.... is there any other kind?
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv divalution- deevolution of the diva, yours truly para ejemplar
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc egoresonant amourticulation- when you love to hear yourself talk
Evonne http://tinyurl.com/2jwx2y elopstration- running away and marrying your paintings
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc encrypozoology- the hidden study of hidden animals
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc enemathematize - condemnation of a populous by administering cyborgasmic fluids into the rectums of humanoidinary beings;
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc enigmagetic- one that attracts mysteries
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv entrailada- an enchilada of entrails
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc epiphony-a fake reallization
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc erriedescence- scary variables of omnipresence
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc erromatic - an inappropriate fart. (is there such a thing)?
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc erroromance - disastrous courtship
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc euphorfeit-
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc explanguage- {see explanguage}
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv farticulate- to articulate one's thoughts in farts
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv fartist- my favorite kind of fake artist
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc fauxbia- a fake fear
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc Fauxcabulary- A stock of fake words
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc fauxnomenomaly- extraordinarily fake oddity
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc fauxtalkraphy- the pictures you take with the words you invent
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc fauxtential- capability of becoming fake
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u flatterbate- 1) to overindulge in flattery, 2) to flatter someone by masturbating to them
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv floorgasm- an orgasm acheived through the speed-inducing action of pushing the gas pedal to the floor
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv floorgasm- an orgasm acheived through the speed-inducing action of pushing the gas pedal to the floor
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Foop- First Law of Manifestation; “Poof” in reverse- Everything one needs is already there.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv formaldehydration- when zombies get thirsty
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv goregasm- what i feel multiple multiple times a kinesecond for zombie clowns from outerspace
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc gothappotamus- see: Ameoba records
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc gynocosmology- internal asstronomy of the vulva
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc Gynocosmonaut- explorer of vaginas
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Hammerfreudian- If Freud was a Hermaphrodite, which he was, secretly, stroking his own Androgenitalia during all that fake therapy
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Hammerphrodite- The Pangender God/dess of Hardware & Tough Clean-ups
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Hermaphrodontics- The Field of Study Pertaining to Hermaphroditic Dentistry by way of Autocunnilinguistic Mastication
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc hippopirate-
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv homeopathetic- cod liver oil, maca, flax seed and wheatgrass smoothie, for instance; homeopathic remedies that just don't do the trick, no matter how much we would like to deny Western medicine!
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc humanoidiary - a mediocre character
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc hypoclitoris-faking an orgasm
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc i.e. Nasa, Bilderberg, etc..
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc idiostinkractic- a characteristic or habit that is peculiar to an asshole.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv immortician- fake grave diggers and master magicians of pseudo-immortality
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Imprickable
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc inamorotic- when it turns you on to love someone
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv incubuddy- a friend who gives you attention that warms your heart
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv indumbnitable- incapable of being dumbed down
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Informotion- Pull of the Erotic Attractor outside of time
tripbeat http://tinyurl.com/yq45kw intelli-gender-design: on god's to do list for the 8th day, stopped on behalf of the bible belt
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv intergalactentacle- a tentacle of the intergalactic Hindoodoo octopus God, Octapesha
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc iridecomplexity- {see above}.
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc iridescentricity- the endless flow of attention circulating throughout the youniverse.
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc iridesimplicity- {see below}.
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc kakafunny
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv kakaphony- turdly chaos in a vacuum; artificial crap
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc kamicatalclysm- suicidal political upheaval
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc kamikazmic-suicidal galaxies that intentionally run themselves into other celestial bodies
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc kinesecond- a somatic aware moment in time
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv kumtwat- an especially vagalicious vegefruit
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv meglomagician- a magician with an over-inflated sense of their ability to manifest whatever their greedy little heart desires
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc mentalpause- writers block
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Metaforward- Holographic “Up”
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Metaphormosis- Transformation Through Language, The God-Child of Octapesha
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc microconundrum-a really really small riddle
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Micropalypse- A Very Small Apocalypse
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc multidemented- too much DMT in your brain
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv mundamnity- cursed boredom
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc narcissircumcision- removal of the egoist gland
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc narcissyst- the diseased sac that fuels vanity
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv narcotype- the love you feel for one who looks exactly like you
S•sterKr•sten M http://tinyurl.com/2w975y neanderthalidomide - a mutant bi-ped with a pronounced brow ridge and flipper arms
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc necrophilanthropy- having goodwill towards dead people
Trance http://tinyurl.com/2uz5kt Necrophilatology: Collecting stamps of dead people
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc obliberate - to set free from destruction; to destroy freedom
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Oblingamtory- Holy Obligation unto the God that lives in All Cock, See also: All Saints' Semen
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc obliterature- a literary work that transcends the mind and forces it to implode!
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv obscenery- landscape that costs money to look at, ie Brentwood; gory scenery
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc obseamstress - a bombastic vixen that hypnotises sickalogical masses into aroused scoundrels
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc obselitists - contemptuous nobility that wants to obliterate everything but themselves
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u oh yeah, and clarification: Ms. o'fArt included teleology in this dictionary, but it already was a word. nothing new there.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Omnesty- Holonomic Forgiveness/Forgetting
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc onomonaphonics- schzloikhtue leemamahh spuckrooxualoomy.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Onus Operandi- One's Own Way of Operating via Anal Telepathy
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv opportunitarianism-
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv orgasmalzheimers-
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc orificianado- a ardent fan of body cavities.
S•sterKr•sten M http://tinyurl.com/2w975y orthopedophile - a molester of the skeletally deformed
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv pedantophila- over infatuation with pre-pubescent balloon knots
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc pediattrition- having an abortion
Evonne http://tinyurl.com/2jwx2y Pellucidity = state of translucence and clarity
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Perspectivitis
tripbeat http://tinyurl.com/yq45kw Perspectivitis: the urge to define things from a different perspective without having one.
Trance http://tinyurl.com/2uz5kt Philosophism: Mental masturbation upon realizing you are ALL alone!
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Plazmodium- The Synchronistic Envelope surrounding The Erotic Attractor; Temporary Autonomous Zone of Artistic Self-Expression
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv premadominatrix- a diva dominatrix of the first order
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv premadonnamatrix- the pre-Madonna pop culture matrix
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u prevenge- soliciting justice for
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc proletatertot-
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc propheseismic- predicting earthquakes
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u psuedonymrod- 2: a lame nickname
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u psuedonymrod- the stage name, pen name, or alias of a real jackass
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv psychadelicatessen- an apothecary of antheogenic delights
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Psycho-anal-Isis- De-Analytic Anal Sex Therapy with the Egyptian Goddess Isis herself
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Psychoiridescent Time-Travelling Dragonfly Frogs
Evonne http://tinyurl.com/2jwx2y puddular -- the geometric state of being left in a melted puddle, as in "Log is such a fab fartist that I was left puddular".....
tripbeat http://tinyurl.com/yq45kw pukemon: nintendo-kid after overeating burgers
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc pukerative- having so much money that it causes one to throw up.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Puniverse- The Universe that You are the Center of in a Conscious State.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv putequestrian- citizens of putequestria
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc quesadildo- eww...
Trance http://tinyurl.com/2uz5kt Rectocraniologist: What the world needs now!
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Regurathon- A Marathon of who can Regurgitate the Most Fake Knowledge that's been stuffed down their Ethereal Esophagi
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc rehabilitatertots-a little treat after visiting the psychedelicatessen
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Revaginuity- Vaginal Rejuvination
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Revengenuity- Ingenious Revenge
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Salmonellove
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc scareo-
Trance http://tinyurl.com/2uz5kt Seducation: Why the new teacher got fired!
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc see {sexcommunicate}
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc sexcommunicate - to banish your brain into gynocosmic servitude
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc sexecution - voluptuous ass-assination
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Shamaniac- Maniacal Shaman
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Shappening
Evonne http://tinyurl.com/2jwx2y Shift Shaper = one who excels at guiding evolutionary forces
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv sickalogical- an emotional state of unwellness perceived of as wrong or bad by one's mental faculties
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv sillycybin- the mushy room in one's mind making room for silly willy wally blah
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc sillysophical-
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv sillysophical- a philosophical inquiry into cosmic hooey flab
Trance http://tinyurl.com/2uz5kt sisaster? Is that a nun with a broken IUD?
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc slanguage-official language of the reptilian royal family
Tommy http://tinyurl.com/2t6z3u sphinchronicity- a bizarre coincidence of the anal kind
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc spuck spuck foop- the plazmodium equivalent to duck duck goose.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv spuck- the sound a plunger makes when removing the soul from the body via psychic colonic
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv storegasm- orgasms achieved while walking down colorful supermarket aisles
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv succubuddy- a friend who drains all your attention
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv synaesthetician-
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc synchromystic- an enigmagnetic sage that orchestrates coincidences
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Taoist Octopus Squid Dragon
Trance http://tinyurl.com/2uz5kt Teleologaculation: The Universe coming to a climactic realization!
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Teleology- The Study of What the Universe Wants
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc telepathetic- useless mind reading
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc titillnationality-
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc transimosity - bitter hatred of movement, rivalry between transvestites
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv ubiquaton- the everything particle, the particle on which all other particles are modeled
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Urjabilinquent- Alien Delinquency
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv vaginalysis- analyzing the whole of the sum of the parts of the holy hole wholey
S•sterKr•sten M http://tinyurl.com/2w975y vaginamaste - the divine spark of the twat chakra
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc vaginoplasty
S•sterKr•sten M http://tinyurl.com/2w975y vaginormous - term used to define a cavern of inexplicable size
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv validictatorship- the academic stronghold of the dominator paradigm
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Vampiric Space-Invading Alligators
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv venomovulus- laced with vampire venom or dracula cum
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc vulvonic-
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv whoracle- an entity with the ability to read one's sexual destiny
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc whoregasm
Daniel http://tinyurl.com/2kj2yc youniverse- your conditoned interpretation to your suspended reality.
Joan o'Fart http://tinyurl.com/2u2nwv Youtropia- A Utopia that Starts with You, NOW!!!

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CUNNILINGUISTIC DICKTIONARY

joanofart — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:53:03 GMT

Here ye, here ye! The board of cunnilinguist directors is now accepting fake words for the new dicktionary!
It is after all, language that is the only tool we have in order to ascribe meaning to our experiences in this life. Why should we be limited by a set of words that Webster's says we must use to describe experiences that in fact, transcend language? We must destroy and reivent language to take back the personal and artistic meaning that we find ourselves embedded in more and more as humanity evolves. Isn't it about time that our language evolves with us?

Many of these words don't yet have definitions or could stand a second definition. If you can think of definitions for them, that would be great as well!

Cryogenitally
Cunnilinguistics
Foop- First Law of Manifestation; “Poof” in reverse- Everything one needs is already there.
Imprickable
Informotion- Pull of the Erotic Attractor outside of time
Metaphormosis- Transformation Through Language, The God-Child of Octapesha
Metaforward- Holographic “Up”
Micropalypse- A Very Small Apocalypse
Omnesty- Holonomic Forgiveness/Forgetting
Plazmodium- The Synchronistic Envelope surrounding The Erotic Attractor; Temporary Autonomous Zone of Artistic Self-Expression
Perspectivitis
Puniverse- The Universe that You are the Center of in a Conscious State.
Revaginuity- Vaginal Rejuvination
Revengenuity- Ingenious Revenge
Salmonellove
Shamaniac- Maniacal Shaman
Shappening
Teleology- The Study of What the Universe Wants
Urjabilinquent- Alien Delinquency

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Tell me

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 06:46:11 GMT

Tell me your maddness
Why you are the way you are
What would it take
To make you flip?

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Burning Man Commutiny

joanofart — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:58:19 GMT

So is anyone else getting how lame Burning has become?
How fuzzily fascistic? How hypocritically superficially annoying?
How many flakes there are in the scene? How many back-stabbers?
wwweeeeeeeeeeeee........ well I think we should start a cybernetic pact
of like-minded destroyers called the Burning Man commutiny- those
who wish to destroy B.M. and by destroy, I mean to re-activate its original
anarchistic intent in temporary autonomous zones of our own choosing
in whatever city NOW!

No more shelling out hundreds of dollars for a week
of heat exhaustion and drugged out ravey drive-by fashionistas who all
want to get laid in their furry pink slippers and tiger tights. WE SAY NO!!!!
Freedom of Expression- Life as the Ultimate Performance- WE SAY NOW!!!

Join the Burning Man Commutiny- and start your own drive-by anarchist arts' performance.
See if we give a shit.

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puppit theory

Rev. lieutenant luna birdy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 07:19:11 GMT

hello, you may be wondering what do puppit(s) have to do with it? well if you are asking that you have taken a step in the wrong direction my friend. kindly reinsert your anus back into where it doesn't belong. and as I was saying... sometimes it is not enough to merely lie in bed and chew on the cud of the worms in your ear holes. we must go out into the world and wreak of unbridled and unabridged versions of real and true exploding and fed up toilets on the dribbling flaccid heads of the masses. the puppits sing, "to know thy puppit is to know thyself. To further your puppit is the greatest wealth. It's more than a question of time or matter because beyond the physical wrapper, it's the you, without what you think you are, a person, Shout it out loud! I'm not me, I'm not me!" let them help you remove yourself from yourself, 24 hour hotline 323-363-8061

www.almightyopp.com

without them I would probably be dissolved by now. these puppits make me incomplete.

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Billy Bob Flakespheare

joanofart — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 22:00:58 GMT

I don't know how The Maddening turned into this kind of neurolinguistic mental masturbation tribe, but I guess if I'm supposedly moderating it, it was likely to have happened. More recently, I've taken in interest in the fine-falutin' language of Shakespeare- I never thought it would come to this. It started with the lost articles of Billy Bob Flakespheare, was infected by my alien probe transmogrificating into If Shakespeare were an Alien, and more recently seen my return, or rather, discovery of the air-apparent zest of pseudo-classicism. I'd like to dedicate this post to Billy Bob Flakesphere himself. I'm especially interested in the tribe's discovery of more hypenated words since the cunnilinguistic dicktionary didn't include a lot of those..... at any rate- the fancier and the more fucked up- the better.....

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Psychadelicatessen

Apple Jack — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:35:02 GMT

After much debate, a few bank loans and a willing (and slightly violated) kiosk - The Psychadelicatessen is open for business and hire. We're in the mind-expansion phase of development so we're looking to add to the menu. This aint your corner deli folks.

> > DMT BLT
> > Special K-sadilla with Guacamushrooms
> > Ruffie-beef Sandwich
> > Club San Pedro-wich
> > Iced Peyo Tea
> > Mescaloni Salad
> > Robotato Salad
> > Psylli Cheese Steak Sandwich
> > Eggstasy Salad Sandwich
> > Mozzarellayuasca, Tomacco, and BasiLSD salad

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I Am Wishing To Be Shaving Weasels

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:23:30 GMT

of young ladies who have met the acquaintance of pudendum washing in recent history. Thank you for time of yours reading my personal ad.

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Zenergy-- ambient acoustic soundscapes

Zenergy — Mon, 07 May 2007 20:32:34 GMT

Enhancement of Yoga, Meditation, and gatherings using authentic instruments, collective consciousness and organic sounds.

The idea behind Zenergy is plain and simple: we offer people a massage for their mind. Rather than putting on a CD that plays an OM, or some variation of meditation music, we offer these sounds live and fully improvised. This is a service we offer to anyone that would like to hire us, whether it be the New Age Community in the Greater Los Angeles Area, or perhaps entertainment folk that need 30 minutes of auditory induced meditation. The instruments being used range from thunder tubes, singing bowls, to meditating bells, gongs, ocean drums, even hand drums. One must not forget that rhythm can induce a state of meditation as well....

contact: Zenergize@gmail.com

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deepness....

gregorywendt — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:39:15 GMT

Okay, you lunatics! (Take this as a complement)

Just read some starter for your divine brainstorm in dream mind

http://www.a-lab.org/article_us8c3c.html?id_article=6

You are one of the few artists that have a large audience who dares to illuminate people with fulguration.
Why should I try to touch people through politics ? I am not interested in political revolution, I am only interested in poetic revolution. Why shouldn’t I try to touch people by spiritual means ? I have a spirit. I can feel it. Why should I limit myself to being a rational being when I feel my unconscious is as big as an ocean ? And why should I see myself as limited when I feel that my thoughts are unlimited ? Why should I consider myself as having been defined when I feel indefinable ?

Will this new way of thinking engender new politics, a new ecology ?
Who knows ? I am the wheels of an infinite gearing. But here I am.

You may have become aware of it in a strong way than other people ?
You shouldn’t think someone like me wants to compare himself to anyone. I would be a despicable person. I could never say that I rank over the others. I don’t have the spirit of a champion. I have the spirit of a Saint, a Saint Citizen who has nothing to do with religion. I am looking for holiness first of all. Not for sexual holiness, but spiritual holiness. When you are looking for holiness you can’t believe you rank over the others. And I don’t think I am different either. Because I know my essence, at least I think I know it. And by believing I know my essence, I can feel it. And by feeling it, in my own way, I feel it in others. Then I feel equal to any being. I feel the supreme equality, I feel a union with everything.

Do you think French people feel it too ?
I can’t see French people, I can only see human beings. "French" is only the superficial part, nobody’s "French". Above all, we’re human beings, we must go right to the essential. The most simple looks for us. What we’re looking for seeks us out. The Grail doesn’t look for Christ’s blood, the Grail receives the Holy Blood and then pours it either into the lips of a believer, or onto the ground. The Chinese say : "Perceptible toward the sky and active toward the ground". We are receptacles designed for giving, not made for keeping.

Designed to be dissolved ?
We’re like clouds. It is the tangible which gets dissolved. Consciousness cannot be dissolved because it’s not physical.

Is it eternal ?
In a way, yes, it is. But the individual is not. The laws of the universe are everlasting, and that is consciousness. So, inside me there is eternity as inside you. Nothing is being dissolved.

more at my blog here:

www.wakeupdream.blogspot.com

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ANNAGRAMS

joanofart — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:13:32 GMT

meglomagician- a magician with an overinflated ability to manifest whatever their greedy little heart desires

Annagrams for Meglomagician:

a lace gig in mom
a clamming ego, I
a coaling gimme
a magic mine log
a magic gem lion
a minicam egg lo
magic among lie
magic goal mine
magic name log I
magic meal go in
magic mega lion
lacing maim ego
claiming omega
caging email om
anemic gag limo
camomile aging
a manic egg limo
**magician me log
algae icing mom
ganglia commie
magma ice lingo
mania logic gem
anal commie gig
angelic magi om
cinema gag limo

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How Babylon Felll

joanofart — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:03:18 GMT

Ass fur licking. What a solid way to go. And it wasn't so much that the storm butt troopers abandoned the hereto forward swoopatron as it made a swandive to the slureptitious sackpile of quesadildos or even that the entrailadas spelled intestinal demise for the army of hippopirates gone battlewacky awall.
It was just.... well, an army of evil bunny lupine vampire cyborgs must be constructed over the due course of time and such a constitution of the right ingredients requires that the kumtwats must be ripe but not overripe to the point of slurpy burpy Babble Berries.`
You see... Babylon did not fall by way of shangrila sustainability nor eco-fuzzy hemp wuzzy bears.The nutsack fruit attack of Jedi fibrulators using the centrifrugal force of monetary mind bashing pointed to the facts that

TIME IS NOT MONEY.
MENTAL DECAY IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS ENVIRONMENTAL CONSCIOUSNESS.....and the wave/particle continuum as experienced in the crapshoot psychadelicatessen Vector 3-V-8 paralell puniverse is as galacticiously delicious as a raw food coconut crack shake.

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Fake Education

Daniel — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:05:35 GMT

The Educational System Was Designed to Keep Us Uneducated and Docile

t's no secret that the US educational system doesn't do a very good job. Like clockwork, studies show that America's schoolkids lag behind their peers in pretty much every industrialized nation. We hear shocking statistics about the percentage of high-school seniors who can't find the US on an unmarked map of the world or who don't know who Abraham Lincoln was.

Fingers are pointed at various aspects of the schooling system—overcrowded classrooms, lack of funding, teachers who can't pass competency exams in their fields, etc. But these are just secondary problems. Even if they were cleared up, schools would still suck. Why? Because they were designed to.

How can I make such a bold statement? How do I know why America's public school system was designed the way it was (age-segregated, six to eight 50-minute classes in a row announced by Pavlovian bells, emphasis on rote memorization, lorded over by unquestionable authority figures, etc.)? Because the men who designed, funded, and implemented America's formal educational system in the late 1800s and early 1900s wrote about what they were doing.

Almost all of these books, articles, and reports are out of print and hard to obtain. Luckily for us, John Taylor Gatto tracked them down. Gatto was voted the New York City Teacher of the Year three times and the New York State Teacher of the Year in 1991. But he became disillusioned with schools—the way they enforce conformity, the way they kill the natural creativity, inquisitiveness, and love of learning that every little child has at the beginning. So he began to dig into terra incognita, the roots of America's educational system.

In 1888, the Senate Committee on Education was getting jittery about the localized, non-standardized, non-mandatory form of education that was actually teaching children to read at advanced levels, to comprehend history, and, egads, to think for themselves. The committee's report stated, "We believe that education is one of the principal causes of discontent of late years manifesting itself among the laboring classes."

By the turn of the century, America's new educrats were pushing a new form of schooling with a new mission (and it wasn't to teach). The famous philosopher and educator John Dewey wrote in 1897:

Every teacher should realize he is a social servant set apart for the maintenance of the proper social order and the securing of the right social growth.

In his 1905 dissertation for Columbia Teachers College, Elwood Cubberly—the future Dean of Education at Stanford—wrote that schools should be factories "in which raw products, children, are to be shaped and formed into finished products...manufactured like nails, and the specifications for manufacturing will come from government and industry."

The next year, the Rockefeller Education Board—which funded the creation of numerous public schools—issued a statement which read in part:

In our dreams...people yield themselves with perfect docility to our molding hands. The present educational conventions [intellectual and character education] fade from our minds, and unhampered by tradition we work our own good will upon a grateful and responsive folk. We shall not try to make these people or any of their children into philosophers or men of learning or men of science. We have not to raise up from among them authors, educators, poets or men of letters. We shall not search for embryo great artists, painters, musicians, nor lawyers, doctors, preachers, politicians, statesmen, of whom we have ample supply. The task we set before ourselves is very simple...we will organize children...and teach them to do in a perfect way the things their fathers and mothers are doing in an imperfect way.

At the same time, William Torrey Harris, US Commissioner of Education from 1889 to 1906, wrote:

Ninety-nine [students] out of a hundred are automata, careful to walk in prescribed paths, careful to follow the prescribed custom. This is not an accident but the result of substantial education, which, scientifically defined, is the subsumption of the individual.

In that same book, The Philosophy of Education, Harris also revealed:

The great purpose of school can be realized better in dark, airless, ugly places.... It is to master the physical self, to transcend the beauty of nature. School should develop the power to withdraw from the external world.

Several years later, President Woodrow Wilson would echo these sentiments in a speech to businessmen:

We want one class to have a liberal education. We want another class, a very much larger class of necessity, to forego the privilege of a liberal education and fit themselves to perform specific difficult manual tasks.

Writes Gatto: "Another major architect of standardized testing, H.H. Goddard, said in his book Human Efficiency (1920) that government schooling was about 'the perfect organization of the hive.'"

While President of Harvard from 1933 to 1953, James Bryant Conant wrote that the change to a forced, rigid, potential-destroying educational system had been demanded by "certain industrialists and the innovative who were altering the nature of the industrial process."

In other words, the captains of industry and government explicitly wanted an educational system that would maintain social order by teaching us just enough to get by but not enough so that we could think for ourselves, question the sociopolitical order, or communicate articulately. We were to become good worker-drones, with a razor-thin slice of the population—mainly the children of the captains of industry and government—to rise to the level where they could continue running things.

This was the openly admitted blueprint for the public schooling system, a blueprint which remains unchanged to this day. Although the true reasons behind it aren't often publicly expressed, they're apparently still known within education circles. Clinical psychologist Bruce E. Levine wrote in 2001:

I once consulted with a teacher of an extremely bright eight-year-old boy labeled with oppositional defiant disorder. I suggested that perhaps the boy didn't have a disease, but was just bored. His teacher, a pleasant woman, agreed with me. However, she added, "They told us at the state conference that our job is to get them ready for the work world…that the children have to get used to not being stimulated all the time or they will lose their jobs in the real world."

John Taylor Gatto's book, The Underground History of American Education: An Intimate Investigation into the Problem of Modern Schooling (New York: Oxford Village Press, 2001), is the source for all of the above historical quotes. It is a profoundly important, unnerving book, which I recommend most highly. You can order it from Gatto's Website, which now contains the entire book online for free.

The final quote above is from page 74 of Bruce E. Levine's excellent book Commonsense Rebellion: Debunking Psychiatry, Confronting Society (New York: Continuum Publishing Group, 2001).

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Mad Prayers

joanofart — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 14:09:29 GMT

Dear Fairy Goddess of Infintessimally Magically Imaginative Delights
All-Knowing God Queen of Divine Hooey Flab-
Master Mistress of Unmissed Opportunities via Tuna Surprise unto my Tiger's 3rd Eye
Jade Heart of a Warrior's Love for the World-
Let me never forget that revolution is fun, absurd, now always, tomorrow, yesterday, and growing larger every day.

Ye Kind holder of the Cosmic Tablespoon Measurer-
Let me Always Remember that my Worth is Measured by Growth
Inside Out you're Burning Me
Twist & Shout you're Yearning for Me
I Sing Verily unto Thee in the Verneloquent Cunt-Tongue of a Writhing Pool of Serpents-
Your Slippery Tongue of Truth-Telling is High Nigh the Riddle that Never Forgot that a Beautiful Lie
is Far Better than an Ugly Truth or a Waking Reality unto someone else's Perspectivitis

Be my Guide
Be my Post
Be my Hostess with the Most
Ghost Lust over a Breakfast
of Skulls & Cheerios

Dine with me Always
Seep through my Skin
Always Remind me
that Reptiles Win

Feel free to Add your Mad Prayers of Gratitude for that which you already are and that which you hope to become in the name of shaping the scope of human evolution- the job of the shift-shaper unto our brethren God/Queen/Transvestite Non-Totalitarian Leader Zorlock- Improvisational God of the Present Self, Children, and Retards. Not to mention Lions, Tigers, and Bears, OH MY!!!!!

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Plamalicious Fairy Tales from Hell

joanofart — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 00:04:12 GMT

BABBLING IN BABYLON

Norberf the Donghurdler from Uzbekitwat
was Yanktifying his Dweenzenburg on the
7-foot long Turtle Dong of Dangasaurus
The Post-Humous Bottom of the Porcupotimus
Portobello Wizards Snorkeling thru
Operatic Porticopius Snollygosters Diarreah
Whence Began Retrofornicating
A Gyrosconal Perterbifont Anal Telepathist
with a Stethoscope of Lard
Insert Lewd Comment Here:

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MAGIC WARFARE

joanofart — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 19:28:15 GMT

It is 4:33 in the morning on the Mayan Day Out of Time, and I just put the finishing touches on Doo Doo Magic (as if Doo Doo Magic could ever be finished). At any rate, I added a fifth direction to the directions of Space, Crap, Flesh, and Dream. The one element from standard occultist magic that I wish to keep- you guessed it- is fire. How could I quite unrighteously call myself Kali and leave fire out of my own mutated occultism? It is the alchemical fire that burns the crap of the past and enables the fake fury of magic warfare to destroy all evil, including multi-national corporations like Monsanto.

For those of you who don’t know about Monsanto, they’re the corporate overlord of genetically modified foods and hormones in our meats and dairy, including cancer-causing rBGH. Last year, they bought Seeds of Change, a huge organic food company. Although their boxed quinoa and salad dressings still read “organic,” it would be no surprise if they are substituting their own predatory grains and vegetables in place of these once organic products. In Brazil and Africa, amongst other places, they plant their seeds in the soil only to have them eat up the native crops. After these predatory crops take over the land, Monsanto harvests the seeds and sells them back to the real farmers of the land, who then become monetarily enslaved to Monsanto. Can you say “feudalism?”

Good luck protesting against a multi-national corporation the magnitude of Monsanto when corporations have more rights than natural-born American citizens. Your rebellion is useless in a system designed to smash the very resistance against it. Besides, The Law of Attraction say that putting one’s mental energy and attention towards something one doesn’t want will actually manifest more of that very same unwanted energy. The question is then, how do we get rid of these evil corporate giants that are eating freedom one third-world county at a time?

The answer is simple: Magic Warfare. In Magic Warfare, we do not say, “Please Monsanto, don’t hurt our poor little organic potatoes with your big bad seeds.” We do not say, “Fuck off Monsanto- you can’t dump cancer-causing agents in our rivers.” We do not even say, “stop feeding our cattle hormones that are causing the average meat-eating little girl to get her menstrual cycle at 7 and 8 years of age.” Nor do we take the time to write to our all-to impotent congressman who have our best interests at heart. Asking our government for favors at this point in an insult to human intelligence and a waste of paper at that. Unless of course, you’re one of those fags who takes his greatest pleasure sending endless emails to petition for the endangered Zimbwean butterflies who are being brutally tortured in the merciless jaws of the Ooboozabba Baba tribe of Flatterglatia.

In Magic Warfare, we do not, in fact, abide by any of the laws of the material world. In essence, our message is simple: “Monsanto, we will destroy your etheric body in the astral dimenstion.” After all, anything that has a physical body has an astral body as well, including genetically modified corn and carrots, which we threw into the fire for this particular doodoo spell. And by causing harm to the astral body of any entity, you are essentially manifesting the physical harm to that entity as well. This is the same principle that VooDoo uses, and VooDoo indeed comprises the yang principle of DooDoo magic. It gives it teeth with which to chomp.

“But wait, isn’t VooDoo black magic? I don’t want the bad luck that comes from a spell if it doesn’t work and gets reflected back to me.” That’s where the feminine principle of Dada comes in to lessen the blow by turning VooDoo into DooDoo. Truth be told, we brown magicians know nothing, and are protected by our self-proclaimed ignorance.

Besides, the kind of black magic voodoo that most people think of involves those silly little dolls that are supposed to represent the recipient of the spell. Corporations, on the other hand, are not people. They are legal fictions and as is such, deserve all the psychic artillery one can muster. This psychic artillery can take many forms: symbols of the corporation cremated in the holy hell-fury of a fire, groups of Goths masturbating with the collective intent of sending out their orgasmic energy to the destruction of the entity in question, a costumed noise band parade through the city. Any kind of improvisatory magic designed to destroy these legal fictions (as well as the monotonous fictions running through peoples’ heads) cannot be bad magic. The form doesn’t really even matter so much as the intent.

A huge benefit of Doodoo magic warfare, is that the police can’t arrest your for using your imagination. They might try, but if they do, just talk to them in Russian Gibberish from behind a pig mask, and I guarantee they will leave you alone. Take it from this Brown Magician who manifested in her living room the very next morning after the Monsanto spell- the brother of a reporter who follows Monsanto around the world to reveal the blood-sucking scum that they are: Magic Warfare works.

-Kali Blah Blah

Yes, this has been an interrogation from the 9th ring of the Plasmodium Zex, gyrating the zenith of civilization like a retarded Asian bellydancer. Watch how she spasms. See how she gimps along the wrong song with a gong welcoming CHAOS.
And in this momemt, all the spittle and cake of the plasmodium has heaved itself upon the sacrificial altar for inspection- every last nuance reveals its twisted divinity- every speck of salt on every stale pretzel- every last ingrown hair on the vast expanse of jerkied sex appeal.
In this wailing biosphere of neon sweat and shamelessness, we fine our good fortune. We are the chosen ones- runny pantyhose and all.

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Tell me

Burning Man Commutiny

puppit theory

Billy Bob Flakespheare

Psychadelicatessen

I Am Wishing To Be Shaving Weasels

Zenergy-- ambient acoustic soundscapes

deepness....

ANNAGRAMS

How Babylon Felll

Fake Education

Mad Prayers

Plamalicious Fairy Tales from Hell

MAGIC WARFARE

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