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Desperate Divas Contest - Support Your Favorite

cookiedough — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:03:04 GMT

The Monster Show
with Cookie Dough & DJ MC2 present
RETRO SOUL
Co-Hostess & Birthday Tramp Muthachucka
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Harvey's Bar - 500 Castro Street @ 18th
doors 10pm - killer drag show 11:30pm
$7.00 / 21+

"THE HUNT FOR MISS OCTOBER"
The Desperate Divas Model Search
For October 2009 Calendar Slot
The Monster Show Sponsors The Month Of October 2009

Desperate Divas Contestants
Anjie Myma
Mica Munro
Ambrosia Salad
Amanda Sincere
Tweaka Turner
Anna Warhola
Marina Bitch
Turleen
Jupiter

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Zombie Alert Tonight Civic Center 7:30pm SF

Alexandra — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:45:20 GMT

Good citizens of San Francisco, this is your FINAL WARNING.

There will be a ZOMBIE ATTACK TONIGHT!!!

When: 7:30pm Thursday 10/11
Wear: Duct tape on torso to indicate participation
Where: The NW corner of the Main Library
Larkin Street, by Fulton
The large metal sculpture (aka "The Double-L Gyratory Zomby Attractor")
Google Maps: http://tinyurl.com/2xoj6u

Many of you were already taking precautions to stay far far far away
from that area already due to the San Francisco MAYORAL DEBATE going on
at the EXACT SAME TIME. Hopefully the attack will be subdued before the
the debate is completed and the hundreds of attendees leave the building
through the single exit pointed directly at Larkin and Fulton.

Those good citizens, though likely disenfranchised and disillusioned,
are not disembrained, and may thus prove IRRESISTABLE to the shambling
cerebrophillic horde.

If defeat is unsuccessful, an unknown party has offered to capture as
many zombies possible inside a bus, and drive them all to a classified
area (in the Mission) for complimentary "embalming fluid" afterwards.

- - - - - - -

A recap of basic zombie mob procedures & etiquette:

Show up at the meeting point on time. Arrive dressed as either a zombie
(fake blood, torn clothing, vacant stare) or a zombie victim (place a
piece of duct tape somewhere visible upon your person, and wear clothes
that you do not mind having torn and bloodied). Act like zombies. Attack
and "convert" victims. (If you have it, bring extra blood and makup for
conversions.) Shamble where the mob shambles. Have fun, but be
respectful of innocent bystanders and private property.

1. If you are wearing duct tape on your torso, the mob will attack you,
ruin your clothes, eat your brains.
2. Zombies will not get blood on innocent bystanders or their things.
3. Zombies will leave private property reasonably soon after being asked.
4. Zombies who don’t exhibit these behaviors will be beaten into shape
by their fellow horde.

More information can be found at www.eatbrains.com

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Drag Documentary S.F. Premiere on July 12

Aisha Media — Wed, 30 May 2007 09:55:00 GMT

Tickets to go on sale on-line at www.frantix.net on June 01, 2007.
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/aisha_media/dragflierB.jpg
www.myspace.com/dragmovie
www.myspace.com/aisha_media
www.aishamedia.com

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Cookie, please lay rumors to rest..

LandaLakes — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:21:11 GMT

The rumor mill has said that Harveys was been replaced by a bigger and better Starbucks..... what say ye...

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Our Ethel in the New York Times today??

Bill — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 20:46:45 GMT

I just noticed an image of our very own Ethel Merman illustrating an article in today's New York Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/18/movies/18scot.html

I think it's a clip from 24 Hours on Craigslist. Fun stuff.

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DIIIIVA DIIIIIIIIIIIVA DIIIIIIIIIIIVA!

monistat — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:08:45 GMT

Brava to CookieDough for putting together a stellar line up... what a surprise to me to see an incredible lineup for this saturdays show...

The Monster Show with Cookie Dough presents:
OLD SCHOOL DIVAS
co-hostess Monistat
Saturday December 9, 2006
Harvey's Bar - 500 Castro Street @ 18th St
Killer Drag Show 11:30pm - Doors 10pm
$6.00 - 21+ w/ID
DJ MC2 spinning the tunes at 9pm

Cookie Dough
Monistat
Trauma Flintstone
Pussy Putain
Ivy Drip
Maria Swallows
Katya Lubnilla Smirnoff-Skyy & Matthew Martin
Heklina
Suppositori Spelling
Visa DeKlein
Landa Lakes
Athena Arquez

Special Appearance - Varla Jean Merman

JANET JACKSON - 20 Y.O.
CD GIVEAWAY

www.cookievision.com

wow...

thank you

xx00
m*

oh and Yma Sumac night this friday at the Cinch with Anna Conda, Frieda Laye, Glamamore and myself...

tee hee.

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THE LINE UP OF THE ROAST

cookiedough — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:32:45 GMT

The Monster Show presents:
A TROLLHOUSE COOKIE DOUGH ROAST
Hosted by Landa Lakes
Saturday November 25, 2006
Harvey's Bar - 500 Castro Street @ 18th St
Killer Drag Show 11:30pm - Doors 10pm
$6.00 - 21+ w/ID
DJ MC2 on fire mixing the tunes

THE QUEENS WHO WILL BE SKEWERING
COOKIE DOUGH LIKE A STUFFED TURKEY!

Landa Lakes
Heklina
Trauma Flintstone
Ivy Drip
Anna Conda
Hi Coloni Anderson
Holy McGrail
Monistat
Pollo DelMar
Katya Lubnilla Smirnoff-Skyy

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CAMP Night Pics - Thanks Kevin

cookiedough — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:44:52 GMT

Here is a link to the pics from last nights show.
How fun was it, even though we were dripping
make up everywhere from the heat.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevingoebel/sets/72157594208505815/

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great show tonight ...

monistat — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:39:40 GMT

that was great leather kooky dog

thanks for the last minute input

xx00
m*

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How Awesome is Holy McGrail

cookiedough — Tue, 16 May 2006 17:11:26 GMT

She fierced Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston.
Love's me some Holy.
Thanks for a great show darling.
XO Cookie

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Broadway Rocks With Cookie & Ethel

cookiedough — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 20:45:20 GMT

How fun was this show.
I surprise myself sometimes.
Visa DeKlein, star of the moment.
Thanks everyone.
XO Cookie

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Virgin Night

LandaLakes — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 17:52:52 GMT

It was great to see some of the performers back at the Monster show after having been gone for a while such as Starr and Anita.....

Fun show...

The Monster Show's topics - tribe.net

Desperate Divas Contest - Support Your Favorite

Zombie Alert Tonight Civic Center 7:30pm SF

Drag Documentary S.F. Premiere on July 12

Cookie, please lay rumors to rest..

Our Ethel in the New York Times today??

DIIIIVA DIIIIIIIIIIIVA DIIIIIIIIIIIVA!

THE LINE UP OF THE ROAST

CAMP Night Pics - Thanks Kevin

great show tonight ...

How Awesome is Holy McGrail

Broadway Rocks With Cookie & Ethel

Virgin Night

London Called these Biatches