a tribe about frankenstein jones' weasel, er "kitten"


I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM A WOOKIE!!!
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!!
DON'T FUCKING CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!!
IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!!

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I HAVE NO HOME!!!
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!!!
DON'T FUCKING TAUNT ME!!! 'CAUSE I'M CHEWBACCA!!!
I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!!!


ALL HAIL XENU, KITTEN-EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE!
HAIL TO THE GREAT LORD HEPU HEPU, WEASEL OF WEASELS!
THERE IS NO EMPEROR BUT XENU, NO GREATER WEASEL THAN HEPU HEPU!
AND Frank Jones IS HIS PROPHET AND SLAVE WHO WIPES HIS BUTT!

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