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topic posted Mon, December 12, 2005 - 1:31 PM by  Frank Jones
Does the new TOU cover kitty porn?

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  • Mary
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    Re: TOU

    Mon, December 12, 2005 - 10:12 PM
    Damn, that's a handsome boy you got there.

    Must take after his Mama ....

    (Thanks, Frank. I'd been wondering how Xenubacca was doing.)
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    • Re: TOU

      Mon, December 12, 2005 - 10:25 PM
      I just discovered that if you look at all the pictures of using flickr's slideshow mode, you get a Many Moods of Xenubacca sort of effect, and then watch him regress from the self-possessed, dignified golden-eyed personage he is now into the odd, damp hissing thing he used to be!
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        Re: TOU

        Mon, December 12, 2005 - 10:41 PM
        It's funny how he seems to photograph all dignified and shit. But in reality, he's a perpetual motion machine, with claws and teeth. The only time I can get a picture of him is when he wakes up from a nap, because that's the only time he's not running around or jumping off of chairs, pouncing on something only he can see that is apparently floating in space about four feet in the air.
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        • Mary
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          Re: TOU

          Tue, December 13, 2005 - 10:10 AM
          That is why, whenever I hear someone say, "I don't like cats, but I just *luuuuhv* kittens!", I know they don't know shit-all about kittens.

          Kittens are tiny destructive maniacal hyperactive pains in the ass. Kittens are like schizophrenic monkeys on speed.

          Cats, on the other hand, are good friends.
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          • Re: TOU

            Tue, December 13, 2005 - 11:25 AM
            >Kittens are tiny destructive maniacal hyperactive pains in the ass. Kittens are like schizophrenic monkeys on speed.

            A lot like toddlers.
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            • Mary
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              Re: TOU

              Tue, December 13, 2005 - 8:27 PM
              Similar.

              Toddlers are larger and louder. It is much more difficult to teach toddlers to shit in one designated place. Toddlers throw food, and kittens almost never do. Kittens do not have "meltdown" tantrums. Kittens take naps without having to be threatened.

              Kittens are much much easier. But they do move a lot faster than toddlers.

              Now -- if toddlers had claws, that would *really* be hell!
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