HOLYHEAD, Wales — A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.
The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.
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I had no idea that the Jedi's had a church! Go figure! May the force be with them.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.
The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.
Full Story: www.comcast.net/articles/n...der.Raider/
I had no idea that the Jedi's had a church! Go figure! May the force be with them.
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 3:37 PMIf they gave him a suspended sentence, then he must have been convicted. I wonder what for? Simple assault would be just too boring. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 3:50 PMBad costuming is his worse offense............a plastic garbage bag as a cape? -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 5:04 PMAssault with the use of Force? -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 5:35 PMI dont think a metal cain counts as the force... unless he moved it with his mind... -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 7:44 PM> I dont think a metal cain counts as the force... unless he moved it with his mind...
Stretch a pun I tried, but reach it did not. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 10:12 PMforcescoreandsevenyearsago
hahahaIgotnothinghahaha -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 11:36 PM> hahahaIgotnothinghahaha
But it's still funny, coming from a squirrel. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 12:36 AMtalking like yoda is soooo hawt!!! -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 12:39 AM> talking like yoda is soooo hawt!!!
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I have nothing to come back with ... I've dried up. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 12:40 AMIs that all it took? Wowza. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 12:47 AMYeah, but I'm a slow burner. I'm sure something will pop up. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 12:53 AMNo pun intended? -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 8:07 AMOne pun in ten did. Seriously .. there were only six or seven, depending on how generous you are. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 12:48 PMi had no idea that darth vader walked with a crutch.
hi zkwerl! long time no see.
hahahahahanutshahahatohahahahahyou! -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 11:21 PM> i had no idea that darth vader walked with a crutch.
You never see him running, do you? -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 11:13 PMI think he might be impaired with those clunky boots he has to wear. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 12:29 AMAnd I really don't understand how we can see where he is going with that mask on. Picture Darth Vader bouncing off of walls at full Darth Vader speed. -
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Re: Darth Vader gets a little upset
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 1:27 PMHow does Darth Vader see where he's going with his mask on?
In the words of the great Rex Masterson:
He, like, you know, uses the Force and $#!+ like that [grins]...
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