We've had two threads full of foreskins and prostates, and frankly I'm beginning to get worried about the lopsided nature of this tribe. So, just to restore some balance to the universe ... let's talk cervix.
Got any good cervix jokes?
Got any good cervix jokes?
posted by:
|
SF Bay Area
|
-
Re: OK, enough. Let's talk ... cervix
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 5:55 PMI stole these off an RN message board site.
<< From a pt who needed a foley "How long do I have to have this capitol in me?" Another: "I'm dilated 2 sinkometers" Also,"My wife is being inducted; when are ya'll going to start that there dioxin?"
From an African American pt "I have ringworm on my shoulder; if I put bleach on it, will my baby turn white?">>
-
Re: OK, enough. Let's talk ... cervix
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 8:05 PMNo, but I recently had an IUD put in. The Gyno, inserted it in his office and grabbed my cervix with a pair of what felt like bbq tongs! Crikeys it hurt. Felt like someone was trying to pull a vital part of me out thru my vagina.
Cervix jokes are funny now. Go back to penises please.
-
Re: OK, enough. Let's talk ... cervix
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 8:08 PMSign on the door of an OBGYN office: "At your cervix" -
-
Re: OK, enough. Let's talk ... cervix
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 8:39 PMI saw a variation that was: "Dr Johnson, at your cervix".
-
