What?
TRANCERCIZE ? is the latest and greatest exercise fad taking the world by storm! Its fun! Its high energy! It?s set to a rockin goa soundtrack of the freshest psychedelic beats around! It keeps you in shape! You?ve never felt better! Good for the mind and the body! Lose weight! Gain muscle! Get fit! Get happy!

No experience necessary! Perfect for beginners and veterans alike- anyone can do it! Fun for the whole family! Tell your friends and neighbors! Everyone is welcome!


Testimonials from TRANCERCIZE ? participants:

?i remember when I first started trancersizing. I used to walk around in circles mumbling and mumbling, and then some people let me out of the testing facility, and i wandered off into the desert, and found a group of people from san francisco practicing trancersize. I found the rythums appealing, and before I knew it, I had lost 72 pounds, and all that mumbling, gone!!!!? ? Dylan A., SF

?Before i started Trancersizing i weighed a whopping 250 pounds and had to blast that Deaf Leopard song "pour some sugar on me" just to crawl out of bed in the morning! I ate nothing but Potted Meat Food Product and mac n'cheese! Since i discovered Trancersize my life has turned around completely! I lost 100 pounds in one month and i've never felt better!! Thank you Trancersize!? ? Megan Y., SF

?Before Trancersize I was nothing but a slab of primordial ooze drifting next to a secret nuclear testing facility off the shore of Boca Rotan. Now with Trancersize I am a full fledged humanoid with the immaculate voice of Rick James in my head guiding all of my fashion choices and giving my soul that special brand of smooth pimped out funk. Thanks Trancersize!? ? Ghreg E., SF

?I look back on my pre-trancercize days with gloom, trying not to remember the demonic voices in my head. I lived a life in complete darkness and utter depression, hating the world and sustaining myself only on SPAM and McDonald's. I would rarely walk, weighing in at 320 lbs! When my day of enlightenment came and I heard my first trance beat, I could only bob up and down while sitting due to my ginormous incapacitating size. After the first month I'd lost 100 lbs at which point I was able to actually dance while standing. Since then I've lost a total of 170 lbs, and I no longer cringe when I see people smiling. The demonic voices are gone too. Thank you Trancercize!!!? ? Brina B., SF

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