I was rejected for my top choice apartment near the river.. Now I am sad!
Landlords ? why are so many of them mean.
They would rather rent to loud drunken wall smashers with Good credit than me.
Frankly they deserve it for rejecting nice me, I am a good tenant .
The only other apartment available to me had carpet from 1972 filled with diseases.
"Hello Liam welcome to your new hovel" the germs are saying!
Sexually explicit gesture. ( is this allowed?, I am new here)
Do I need to admonish myself for cross-posting and the sexually explicit thought?
Is there a visiting moderator for me to get some moral support.
I guess I will need some disinfectant. How will I ever invite over a date to my house?