The following is taken from "The Book of Blarney" by Anthony Butler.. under the subject of "Sex Blarney". Couldn't figure were to post this, so I figured you guys would get a kick out of it..

Basically what the author submits is that what your dates eats in the way of food is how far your going to get, as in entials with women of Irish descent. Two other factors to succesful dating is the owning of a mini-car adn visiting anicent celtic landmarks. The following is a rough guide to the hormone level of any girl who selects each meal..

Blarney Sex Carlorie Counter

Eggs (Boiled, Fried, Poached) - Zero (Artic Frigidity)

Drisheen - Absolute Zero (Subject kicks companion over left eyebrow and gallops into the night)

Grilled Salmon Steak - Subject wil allow hand holding but will become ticklish if she takes a mixed salad with it

Matelote A La Bourguignon - Warmer - Subject willlisten to blue jokes and permits biting of right ear lobe

Meat Balls in Tomatoe Sauce - Can be promising but subject tends to become sentimental and may waste valuable time talking about her old Irish mother.

Irish Stew - Useful but subject suffers from the effect as Meat Balls. Subject tends to be patriotic and violently condemns the base, brutal and bloody Saxons.

Chicken in Champagne Oasis - Subject permits ear nibbling, light kissing and handllng of underlying bone structure. Can be socialistic so see she doesn't get the left wing

Grilled Chops and Chips - Progress, Will tell him jokes and later will allow a modest ration of after meal mini-car-caresses

Grilled Steak - Victory, The subject tends to pant and if bitten on the right ear lobe is liable to bite right back. Permits embraces that her mother would approve of. Her mother isn't around so be satisfied with what you've got

Hope these help you in all your Irish lass dating