I work at a sex toy shop run by a couple... and my (male) boss was gushing (no pun intended) on and on and on one day about this thing.... said it was better than sex. Here's his review on our website:

www.freddyandeddy.com/product...view.htm

So I gave it to a friend when his girlfriend was out of town. A few days later, he reports back in... "That thing is useless."

Useless? How could that be, when Freddy went on and on and on about it?

"It was worthless. It was like electric shock, I came so fast," adds my friend.

The word spread... others wanted to see if they were up to the challange. Reports are that out of the 10 men I've given Uta Maro's to, only 2 can last longer than 2 minutes (both tantric boys).

And so the tribe was started.

Any other comments?

:) Plaid
A girl who wants her own penis, just for a day, so I can pee in the snow, get a blow job... and use the Uta Maro.