Explanations from the Monkeys and Apes.

topic posted Fri, December 21, 2007 - 9:57 AM by  Abe
Today I read this article and helps explain to me, why I get so hot and bothered listening to sounds of oohing and aahing during copulation...and how it drives me nuts when I hear it when watching a P*rn
www.livescience.com/animals/...call.html

Isn't that crazy?

I also learned, from Anthropology class in ASU, why some ape species have large wangers and others do not.
The Gorillas have rather small one's compared to their size, because once a female mates with a male, she absolutely refuse even to being wounded, mating with another male.
However the chimps, do it all the friggin' time and therefore have relatively large wangers compared to size!
Thus to ensure that a Male is ensured offspring the wanger must be long to ensure deep insertion and consequently conceivement.
I have taken this theory to explain the almighty Black wanger compared to the Asian smaller wanger.
Therefore you can explain which race is more permiscous.--which isn't necessarily a bad thing--falls in this order
Blacks #1
Whites #2
Asians #3
I've heard the Arabians also are generally endowed too. Although I have yet to "test" the waters.
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  • Re: Explanations from the Monkeys and Apes.

    Fri, December 21, 2007 - 12:48 PM

    Abe - it's not the size of the tool, it's how u use it.... maybe u missed the class at ASU about how females were recently discovered to actually discard some semen from their vagina in order to NOT become impregnated with someone they do not perceive as suitable.
    Genital size in comparison to body size is simply not nearly as important as how the device is actually used! Do not be fooled by those sexy photos u might be viewing... to achieve maximum arrousal, an individual's gential size has little to do with the whole person! :)(:

    Over and over again u causually employ these generalizations and stereotypical comments that simply shock me! :) I hope u won't mind if I point it out to u from time to time...... :)(:
    • Re: Explanations from the Monkeys and Apes.

      Fri, December 21, 2007 - 12:55 PM
      That's fine David this is what this tribe is for venting and recieving criticism....Trust me I know I am generalizing, why not, we are human that's how we can live day to day and avoid getting into trouble...we stay away from it in the first place.
      Ok back to big wangers. One of my fav wangers...lotta Latinos are known for being endowed but from what I've seen many are not! In fact I was a little dissapointed in this one guy I always wanted to grab...But do they sure know how to use it, and make you feel good. It's all in those hips and those latin lovers are notorious for their passion in their copulations.
      oh and the insertion thing is important for propogation, basically the further up that little fishy is put in the river the less likely it is to tire before it reaches the big Egg--It's a known fact!
      • Re: Explanations from the Monkeys and Apes.

        Fri, December 21, 2007 - 1:10 PM

        Something u might find interesting Abe..... Mostly Moslem/Arabic peoples inhabited Spain during the reign of Ferdinand and Isabella and the Inquisition forced them to flee or convert to Catholicism. With a wink and a nod, they marginally converted to remain in their towns and homes. In 1492, the exploration of the new world began and the sailors with Columbus and all the other Spanish explorers were basically Moslem/Arabic converts to catholicism. Not only did they explore the new world, they raped and pillaged it and as a result, there is a strong component of Moslem/Arabic genes amongst most latin Americans..... so in essence, when u fantasize about Moslems and Arab men, all u need to do is look south to see evidence of their presence and their descendants..... :)(:

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