Stillness in choreography is just as important as movement

Your diaphragn is a jellyfish parachute flower

Your kidneys glow blue with chi

If you roll your muscles with a dryer ball, you are suddenly one inch taller

Martinis sharpen wordplay for at least an hour

Pilates armpit pushups are not for the weak

Real anatomy nerds schedule dissections

A cane routine can easily become a Kawaii no death match

You can do bellydance drills to Shatner's cover of "Common People"

Wearing cat ears can be a lifestyle choice