-and here I thought "blew up the toilet" was a euphemism

topic posted Sun, May 13, 2007 - 10:05 AM by  Blade
Dude #1: So, it's a scientific fact that dudes enjoy taking dumps more than girls enjoy taking dumps.

Dude #2: Yeah, totally. Because of the prosta--

Dude #3: --Yeah! Man, 'cause girls take, like, huge dumps. I mean, I am talking Coke can-sized. Like, you think they're all dainty and everything, but when it comes down to it I think girls take bigger dumps than dudes, and they can't enjoy it because they're pressing grenades out of their asses.
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