I'm seeking out any books you earthlings have on, The Moon, for it is, The Moon. I like to browse your primative books and laugh at how wrong you have it, because all things revolve around, The Moon.

We have evolved past paper on, The Moon, as well as concept of time and space. Oh look at the little monkey's dancing around the fire, naked under, The Moon. The dancing is pathetic because we have moved beyond that, but we enjoy the naked, for it is our pornography. We smoke while watching this porn and flip the bird.

We also steal things because that's how you show respect on, The Moon. We smoke, steal and flip the bird. That's how we do it on, The Moon, and your small earth brain can't understand it.

Now, bow your heads and pretend to be serious. We want you drugs, now.