I have found through exhaustive and quasi scientific research. that if you go to bed with headphones on and a Wolgemut cd playing you tend to wake up feeling like you have not slept

How can this be? you might be asking

Tis so far is a scientific mystery but data seems to point to

A) you are dreaming you are back at the Renfest drinking many tankards of Ale whilst doing the Polar bear dance

B) Your heart is trying to match the Wolgemut Drumbeat when Platterspil or Eisbarentanz is playing

C) You have developed Wolgemut Restless leg syndrome by trying to dance to Wolgemut in your sleep

so if you should go to bed listening to a Wolgemut cd, be Warned! the only cure for any of these conditions is going to a Renfest in 2008 where Wolgemut is playing in order to have your mind and body put back into Wolgemut equillibrium.