International Xenu Day

topic posted Mon, May 15, 2006 - 10:27 AM by  Polymorf
I've been to a couple crazy events here in San Francisco, that happen around the world.
The first is Santa Con. Every winter thousands of people dress up like Santa, an Elf, a Sexy Santa, etc., go bar hopping, get drunk and surly, stop traffic, for an entire afternoon.
There is also International Paul Reubens Day, on his birthday. Same scenario, but everyone dresses up like PeeWee Herman.
I'd like to see how much interest there is in an International Xenu Day on March 13th(or the nearest weekend), LRons Birthday. Every year all 80000 scientologists across the world have a big event to celebrate L Ron. That would be a perfect time for a group of trouble makers to dress up like aliens and hang out in front of the Shriners Auditorium (where they have it in LA), or in front of your local Scientology building.
Same terms apply, get drunk, surly, cause trouble etc.
Is there enough interest to make it happen?

We have 10 months to spread the word.
  • Re: International Xenu Day

    Mon, May 15, 2006 - 1:03 PM
    Count me in. I love fighting.
    • Re: International Xenu Day

      Tue, May 16, 2006 - 11:06 AM
      I registered the domain xenuday.com yesterday. Working on the site,
      should have some content up next week.

      I'm going to need to track down Intergalactic embassadors in large
      metro areas to coordinate local mayhem.
      read: -- VOLUNTEERS NEEDED --
      It especially helps if you have some experience putting together
      trouble like this, and can effectively manage communication with your
      local dissidents.

      I'd like to put together a list of their more trafficked destinations.
      Specifically for this special day. I've got a small list, but having
      been out of the church for over 10 years, I don't really know where the
      big events are.

      The big targets thus far are:
      1. Clearwater Florida
      2. Los Angeles,
      3. East Grinstead, Sussex, uk
      4. San Francisco
      5. NYC
      6. Tampa (Ybor City)
      • Re: International Xenu Day

        Fri, June 9, 2006 - 7:29 AM
        surely you don't mean to cause trouble - but rather celebrate the great and powerful Xenu, right? Xenutology is a nonviolent movement I hope. Maybe instead of drunken surliness, offering free "impersonal analysis" of passer-bys. Perhaps we could have an "Embrace your thetans" sit in?
        • Re: International Xenu Day

          Fri, June 9, 2006 - 2:24 PM
          I know a fully qualified psychotherapist who could set up his couch and do some on-the-spot examinations. Hell. Let's add a gyneacolologist as well. Lets set up a whole fair! Hand-reading, laying-on of hands, questionnaires of every type and description (my pervert psychotherapist friend can help)...
  • Re: International Xenu Day

    Tue, June 13, 2006 - 7:46 PM
    OMG thats the best idea ever. What we should do is attend L. Ron's birthday event since they always say that "All are Welcome." But we should come in with a huge cake and banners and shit for Xenu. And while we're at it...we should bring in a few psychiatrists too.
    • Re: International Xenu Day

      Wed, June 14, 2006 - 2:29 AM
      Absolutely. Genuine psychiatrists, genuine psychologists and genuine psychotherapists. If scientology claims to do "personality testing" we might as well do it properly. For the punters who've just been told they have severe personality defects we could set up a stall with a large sign saying: "Get Your Second Opinion Here!".
    • Re: International Xenu Day

      Wed, June 14, 2006 - 12:23 PM
      Crash the party! Where/when?
      • Re: International Xenu Day

        Thu, June 15, 2006 - 3:56 AM
        We will be there anywhere anytime. Wherever there is psychological distress, wherever there are unresolved trauma's, wherever there are those who need our expert help.

        I'm in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, about half a mile from the nearest headquarters. I regularly piss on their door step...
        • Re: International Xenu Day

          Thu, June 15, 2006 - 9:14 AM
          So, can I with you when I visit Amsterdam? It's a 10-hour flight; I'll probably need to pee when I get there.
          • Re: International Xenu Day

            Thu, June 15, 2006 - 12:32 PM
            Wicked One - you ask: "can I .... with you". Of course you can! Although I don't know exactly what you are planning you deliciously wicked one. And you can pee to your wicked little hearts content. We'll do it together!
            • Re: International Xenu Day

              Thu, June 15, 2006 - 12:48 PM
              I think I meant to put the word "hang" in there. At first I said "crash" but I thought that would be much too forward, at least until we've peed together.
              • Re: International Xenu Day

                Thu, June 15, 2006 - 1:53 PM
                Understood. Hang, pee, crash. That's the correct order. We wouldn't want to insult his most yellow Lord Xenu now would we? (hallowed be his most pungent name!)

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