So, driving along I-5, through the middle of California, I came across a whole field of tube-fed zombie cows. They were clearly not really alive, merely kept alive through some weird modern-day chemical sorcery. They were definitely not happy.
So my question is: how can we bring about world peace through the exploitation of these sorry and miserable creatures?
So my question is: how can we bring about world peace through the exploitation of these sorry and miserable creatures?
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Re: zombie cows
Fri, September 21, 2007 - 2:32 AMi seond that...BRUCE!!! what the fuck! you don't curse...and like me clarify...zombies exploitation okay...only in the human catergory...zombie animal exploitation...not okay...i had never imagined exploting any animals weither they be zombiefied or not...only zombies in the forms of human beings are okay...
hey...i don't make the rules...i just follow them...oh wait i do make the rules!!!! but i also follow them...and that is what is important...so just follow the rules and i wont have to break out the fistycuffs...mkay...and thats not a treat...thats a promise ^_^ -
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Re: zombie cows
Fri, September 21, 2007 - 9:45 AMWell, having said all that, just think of these weird tube-fed meat-beings next time you're tempted to eat at Carl's Jr.
It's not really meat, it's magic potions and sorcery.
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