What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

topic posted Sat, April 5, 2008 - 4:15 PM by  Jelly
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Here's an open source place for all to brainstorm about what Zsu Zsu will say to people at her art installation. To start off, the following submitted by Ronnie from Rock Opera. You can see he addressed each of her emotions as indicated on her Spiteful Tower Mood Meter. If we can base different reactions on these, we'll have lots of creative directions together. Ping in and contribute! Now, here's Ronnie as Zsu Zsu:

- Entitled ~ Where eez my croissant? I expect my croissant to be warm and fluffy, after all I AM Zsu Zsu! I am thee reason the Sun revolves around thee Earth. I am what make life bearable.
- Justified ~ Since I am brilliant and never make meestakes. I know what is best for everyone. Just being Zsu Zsu gives me the inherent right to say as I please and you subordinates must bring me geefts because you love me and I deserve many geefts. Now, go away, it is time to cut cheese: Brie or Rutherford?

- Bored ~ I am miserable. Everyone is so slow and stupeed! Your stories have bored me to tears, however, I’m so dry, thee tears will not fall. Please, someone tell me something interesting, this festival is worse then network day time TV. It is more interesting to watch the hair grow under my arm peeits then to walk amongst the theme camps and villages. The art is pedestrian, and the creativity level below that. An upper GI would be more appealing then this.

- Uncomfortable ~ My brassiere is way too tight and it’s hot. I smell sometheeng and it eez not me. One of us is stinky, is it you, Feelth? I must breathe out of my mouth, to avoid tasting the stench in here.

- Unappreciated ~ This is how you treat me? I’ve been cleaning and dusting my jewelry all day and this is how I am rewarded?

- Wronged ~ You bastard! How dare you approach me with such obstructions! Now rub my feet or Zsu Zsu will throw a tantrum. I never!
- Trapped ~ You can not keep me in here! It’s an abomination! I need to go to thee spa! My nails look like pickles and my breath smells like french onions. I need a facial and my Feelth needs a French manicure. This is thee worst sensation of filthee ness I have ever tolerated. Geet mee out of here now!

-Disgusted ~ I can not believe thee-is mess! What is wrong with you peeeple? Grubby, mucky, did you make that excuse of a garmeent yourself. Yes? You came out here to this feelthy place to enjoy yourself? That’s nauseating. I may throw up and have gastritis. Go away.
- Tired ~ all day long, alone, with playa feet, in this heat, this horrible heat. My mouth is z dry as z ducks neck. My lids are heavy with time, I’m exhausted, I’m pooped, I’m beat, this heat. Someone turn on my french air conditioning.
- Ignored ~ You are not z cable boy? Am I to wait all day for basic cable? I am Zsu Zsu! I wait for no one. You have no tools, no pamphlets, nothing, no cable! I fart in your general direction. Zsu Zsu will watch z burns from my toilet, before I speak to you.
posted by:
Jelly
Nevada
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  • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

    Wed, May 14, 2008 - 11:36 PM
    It is not what Zsu Zsu says,
    it is what she doesn't say that impresses her love upon me.
    it is the way she stabs at me with that intense glare and whips her bob as she turns to leave me alone as always to ponder my ineptitude.
    • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

      Thu, May 15, 2008 - 8:48 PM
      "i fart in your general direction. "

      of all of it, this made me bust out laughing!!! I LOVE it!!!! ALL of it!

      ZsuZsu, of course, is bored to tears by my excitement.

      awesome contribution from Rock Opera Ronnie!!!!!

      p.s. I have shared the ZsuZsu video/song with some close friends at work, and it is spreading. One coworker actually is singing the song, and another is quietly stating "Fuck YOU!" in my direction! Oh, the joy!
      • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

        Thu, May 15, 2008 - 9:44 PM
        (singing) "Lovety love love love..."
        • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

          Sat, May 17, 2008 - 6:22 AM
          At our Yuri's Night Recompression here in Reno last month, we did a Zsu Zsu game show. The video did not come out, but the audio did. It's tough to understand if you were not there, but here's the link courtesy of Munz:
          www.hotshottherobot.com/other/...Zsu.mp3

          The screaming at the end of the game show (before the song) is when the Zsu Zsu robot comes from behind the curtain and spits on everyone. Enjoy.
          Thanks to Nathan, A_Delle, Goddess Donna, Bernie, and Juice for producing such fun entertainment!
          • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

            Sat, May 31, 2008 - 9:51 PM
            Zsu Zsu theenks zat your gameshow was boring and stoopeed and shows ze true intelligence of you "heepie bare-nares!"
            feh!

            i speet on you!


            fuck you, you love me.
            • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

              Sun, June 1, 2008 - 6:26 AM
              Zsu Zsu my love! I have missed you so! It is so difficult to be a stalker to a woman who does not exist!
              • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

                Mon, June 2, 2008 - 10:41 PM
                what!!?!! do you sink zat I do not exist?!

                how dare you eensult my laborious presence on zis "een-tare-net." all zees pushing of ze mouse zees way and zat! eugh!


                you call yourself a "stalker." peh! my true and MOST adoring suitors would lavish more attention on poor ZsuZu zan YOU ever would.
                i speet on your love. eet eez as nozing to me.

                and zees comical tower zat you build for ZsuZsu . .eet eez obviously to make up for some LACK zat you feel, non, mee-stare jelly-fish? you need zees big, tall, erect tower zat you parade around weeth and put zee lights on, all blinky-blinky, and for what? for zee poor French 'demoiselle who notices zat the tower speaks of your leeelte...

                baguette! FEELTH! where eez ze baguette I told you to bring me?! Go now, and do not return until you can offer me somezing I want.

                fuck you,
                you love me
                • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

                  Mon, June 2, 2008 - 11:17 PM
                  It is true. I have a small baguette.

                  Oh, we simply must use that somehow. "I speet on your love" should be the next t-shirt. Us cowboy Americans--- always trying to find the marketing angle.
                  • This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.

                    Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

                    Mon, June 2, 2008 - 11:22 PM
                    i love it!

                    and I can't get your "baguette" out of my head, no matter how small! LMAO :-D
                    only it's "Bhaguette-uh" heavy on the "B"

                    i watched Paris Je t'aime tonight... a bunch of 5 minute vignettes placed in Paris, most subtitled but some with wonderful fake french accents!
                    I was studying, dad!

                    ah, now i'm spent. bon soir! i will rest up for tomorrow!
                    au demain!
                    • Re: What Will Zsu Zsu Say?

                      Sat, June 7, 2008 - 7:08 PM
                      Thanks, 'Delle. I added it to my instant que as well. Time will tell if it helps my mBaguette-uh. I'm not worried, as I am mostly Belgian. You know, Germans who can cook. I blame them for robbing me entirely of eyebrows.

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