Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

topic posted Fri, December 28, 2007 - 9:01 PM by  Jelly
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"Feelthy bare-nare! Can't you see that I am upset, and eet eez all your doing!"

Fuck you.

You love me.

-Zsu Zsu"

The project website explains all at www.MutantVehicle.com/Zsu_Zsu.htm and be sure and click on the "progress blog" for updates on the worst drama queen in Burning Man history!
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Jelly
Nevada
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  • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

    Tue, January 8, 2008 - 3:57 PM
    hates me? hates everybody. i'm in good company.
    fuck you too.
    -nila
    • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

      Tue, January 8, 2008 - 4:40 PM
      Oh, but can't you just imagine how, if she had the right man... well...
      • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

        Tue, January 8, 2008 - 7:02 PM
        Oh dear gawd. there is no man who could fill the bottomless pit of Zsu Zsu, no, nor even a fericously butch lesbian armed with 100 dildos. Stop fooling yourself that there's anything left for Zsu Zsu except some sort of burneresque "dr phil house" set up. Her and will rogers and paul addisfly lock in together for two weeks for intensive reprogramming. Don't live on those dreams, jelly, she's incapable of becoming a real human being!
        • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

          Tue, January 8, 2008 - 7:20 PM
          Please submit photos of the ferocious butch lesbian army.
          • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

            Tue, January 8, 2008 - 7:46 PM
            Are we trying to see if they are up to Zsu Zsu's attractivity standards?
            • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

              Tue, January 8, 2008 - 11:13 PM
              Yes but, I could change her! All she needs is somebody who really cares enough for her to pay for the next round of body modifications she desires!

              Hey, Munz was here today working on the Geeft Me Apparatus and when I had my back turned he was a little too close to the mannequin.

              We're going to have an online release party for The Zsu Zsu Song on Valentines Day. It will be a fundraiser and I hope to have the actress playing Zsu Zsu live on a Skype conference call. So very much silliness in my life these days.
              • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

                Wed, January 9, 2008 - 2:41 PM
                >>>Hey, Munz was here today working on the Geeft Me Apparatus and when I had my back turned he was a little too close to the mannequin. <<<

                *snicker*

                Ok, am I imagining this right? The hand turned, he was a little too close, and WAWWWWN:

                :-I
                8-/
                8o)
                8OD

                Was he love-struck?! Does he get it now, i.e. regarding the seductive charm of Zsu Zsu!?

                he he,...
                • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

                  Thu, January 10, 2008 - 6:11 AM
                  He's still single, but I have the feeling the moment he's attracted to another woman, Zsu Zsu will yank his new invisible leash.
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                    Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

                    Wed, June 18, 2008 - 1:28 PM
                    Why won't Zsu Zsu become my tribe friend?
                    • Re: Why Zsu Zsu Hates You

                      Thu, June 19, 2008 - 7:38 PM
                      Hey, Chai Guy! You should repost your old thread about hiring somebody to wipe your ass for you on the playa. That made me laugh so fucking hard! I'm sure it had something to do with the inspiration of Zsu Zsu, especially the "entitlement" part.

                      As for her friendship, keep trying. Perhaps hint at ways she can exploit and use you. Her love is another matter indeed.

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