This thread is reserved for Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Cocktail Party and "Geeft Me" Fundraiser. Here we camp on the cold ground in our sleeping bags in front of Zsu Zsu's heart-shaped abode in the hopes that she will open her door a crack at 4:00 PM pacific time on Thursday, April 14th. C'est l'amour!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 11:42 AM"What ze fuck are you doing here? Ze party is at 4:00 PM PST! Come back zen... and bring a fucking geeft!"
Fuck you.
You love me.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 3:55 PMBonjour sweetness I have brought you peenk velveet sleepers for your perfectly proportioned feet.
and my brother Dale has asked me to pass along a love poem that he penned for you this morning -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:16 PMZsu Zsu my love! Please come out! It's all for yoooooooou! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:19 PMGive up Jelly
You know she won't show.
she never does.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:20 PMBob: Please don't tell her I'm drinking Maker's Mark. I don't want her to throw an empty bottle of Chateau Zsu Zsu at me! How 'bout that brotherly poem? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:26 PMZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU ----------I will continue chanting until you come out and enjoy a drink with me. Please don't let me wallow alone in my self pitty.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:27 PMDale is actually more of a cousin than a brother.
Did I mention we're from Sun Valley? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:29 PMHi Sabra!!!!!! I join you in chanting her name until she opens her door just a crack to let us view just a glimpse of her alluring radiance! I heard she is in a bad mood this Valentine's Day. Who among you has upset my lovely drama queen! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:35 PMOK. I fixed the link from the website. While we wait for her loveliness to join us, please go to your Tribe home page, see which of your friends are on Tribe right now as indicated by the little orange dot by their name, and send them a personal invitation to this party. Perhaps the fair one refuses to play to an audience beneath her standards?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:36 PMZsu Zsu please, I know it's "Singles Awareness Day" better known as "Valentines Day" to you -- your so very luck, look at all the men that are smitten about you, I beg of you please come out and share .....................
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:57 PMwe are so happy you are here!...now scram boys...she's all mine!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:00 PMMe 'n Pinemom 'n Zsu Zsu.... Oh My! If only A_Delle were here!! What if Howard was here?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:03 PMNathan, what do you know of her lips of fruitiness?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:03 PMOOh! Howard is here!
Zsu Zsu, queen of the desert and all that is divine and opulent in the world, I must bid you adieu and leave you to the rest of these curs. Don't spit on them, save it for me!
Fuck you all.
I love you all. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:04 PMHappy VD Chels n Howowrd!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:05 PMAh! Another slain by Valentine's Day expectations... as are we all!
Hello, How-wow-ard! Don't worry, Zsu Zsu will claim her prize soon enough!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:05 PMi see zat zee feelthy heepie bare-nares seem to want more of me.zat eez not surprisant. even zee women (mas, oiu! zee French women are not afraid of loving each ozzer.), zey desire my beauty, as it does shadow zeir own... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:08 PMi noteece zat zere eez a zero under my peecture. does zis mean zat I am nothing to you? Faugh, I don't want you anyway!
Fuck you!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:09 PMpick me pick me darling Zsu Zsu
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:12 PMthe zero means you have not acknowledged the first in line to receive your love my dear.
shall I unwrap your geeft for you?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:31 PMI sent you a friend invite, OF COURSE, Mademoiselle :-) -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:35 PM" I sent you a friend invite, OF COURSE, Mademoiselle :-)"
Too late! I am first in line for her love,...chump -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:38 PMJe dois vous offrir un adieu mon ZsuZsu d'amour nous pouvons rencontrer dans secret plus' tard.. oui ?
Im must bid adieu, all my friends and especially the most beautiful woman in the world my darling ZsuZsu!
Ilove you, Fuck ME! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:44 PMShelly,
i find zat your offerings are somewhat tolerable.
but, i weel not accept your offer.
i weel not fuck you. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:48 PMI have unwrapped your gift for you my love
shall I gently massage these peenk satin lined velveteen sleepers onto your perfectly proportioned feet for you?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:52 PMZsu i will retrieve Feelth for u. and when i do i will excise his annal glands as you bid. Then with the juices of feelth's glands i will make for you your own trademark perfume. what shall i call it my sweet? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:56 PMmy zsu zsu t came in the mail the other day and i proudly wore it about town to proclaim my love.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:56 PMwoops gotta go
I will just leave the footwear outside your trailair door
good luck with the vermin
have a pink and purplish valentine
c'est lamour -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:02 PMMy Geeft will be waiting for you outside you trailer door at the foot of the Spiteful tower. You will love me more....... I can count the ways my love! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:05 PMOh Juice! So shrowded in shadowy and mystery! What it were you knew of a love most sublime! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:06 PMI just realized I'm typing like a guy with 5 stiff ones in him. How are you all doing? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:09 PMI am Backkkkk!
Plans fell through...was that you Zsu Zsu?
and Titwi has suddenly taken ill?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:10 PMAs I hand hima tissue...i will only think of you ZsuZsu...
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:12 PMhi shelly. glad u'r back too much Testosterone in here -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:15 PMJelly are you being GANG Raped!
5 stiff ones is quite a load! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:18 PMpoor jelly. the joke just keep cum'n ;( -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:23 PMso, i see zat zere eez a way for zose who adore moi to geev geefts to allow for zee construction of my expansive and lovely home to be built on zee 'ply-yah' zees year. I have been told zat you may go here and donate money through zee paypal button.
www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm
go now, and do not delay. my ire increases weeth each minute zat the balance in my account stays stagnant... like zee feelings i have for zee menial ones who seek my affections... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:25 PMI'm not sending a dime your way, you supercilious french egotist!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:25 PMi demand zat EVERYONE who wants my love orders a silly t-shirt weeth the ZsuZsu on eet for my amusement. i weel accept geefts from NO ONE zat does not bear my initials on zeir chest.
better, perhaps a tattoo weeth my name would suffice, non? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:28 PMYeah, it figures you want us to get tattoos. A reflection of the 1000s pinpricks by which you wear your swains to the bone.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:29 PMI have it henna'd across my bare bossom!
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