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This thread is reserved for Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Cocktail Party and "Geeft Me" Fundraiser. Here we camp on the cold ground in our sleeping bags in front of Zsu Zsu's heart-shaped abode in the hopes that she will open her door a crack at 4:00 PM pacific time on Thursday, April 14th. C'est l'amour!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 11:42 AM"What ze fuck are you doing here? Ze party is at 4:00 PM PST! Come back zen... and bring a fucking geeft!"
Fuck you.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 3:55 PMBonjour sweetness I have brought you peenk velveet sleepers for your perfectly proportioned feet.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:16 PMZsu Zsu my love! Please come out! It's all for yoooooooou! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:19 PMGive up Jelly
You know she won't show.
she never does.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:20 PMBob: Please don't tell her I'm drinking Maker's Mark. I don't want her to throw an empty bottle of Chateau Zsu Zsu at me! How 'bout that brotherly poem? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:26 PMZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU ----------I will continue chanting until you come out and enjoy a drink with me. Please don't let me wallow alone in my self pitty.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:27 PMDale is actually more of a cousin than a brother.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:29 PMHi Sabra!!!!!! I join you in chanting her name until she opens her door just a crack to let us view just a glimpse of her alluring radiance! I heard she is in a bad mood this Valentine's Day. Who among you has upset my lovely drama queen! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:35 PMOK. I fixed the link from the website. While we wait for her loveliness to join us, please go to your Tribe home page, see which of your friends are on Tribe right now as indicated by the little orange dot by their name, and send them a personal invitation to this party. Perhaps the fair one refuses to play to an audience beneath her standards?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:36 PMZsu Zsu please, I know it's "Singles Awareness Day" better known as "Valentines Day" to you -- your so very luck, look at all the men that are smitten about you, I beg of you please come out and share .....................
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:57 PMwe are so happy you are here!...now scram boys...she's all mine!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:00 PMMe 'n Pinemom 'n Zsu Zsu.... Oh My! If only A_Delle were here!! What if Howard was here?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:03 PMNathan, what do you know of her lips of fruitiness?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:03 PMOOh! Howard is here!
Zsu Zsu, queen of the desert and all that is divine and opulent in the world, I must bid you adieu and leave you to the rest of these curs. Don't spit on them, save it for me!
Fuck you all.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:04 PMHappy VD Chels n Howowrd!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:05 PMAh! Another slain by Valentine's Day expectations... as are we all!
Hello, How-wow-ard! Don't worry, Zsu Zsu will claim her prize soon enough!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:05 PMi see zat zee feelthy heepie bare-nares seem to want more of me.zat eez not surprisant. even zee women (mas, oiu! zee French women are not afraid of loving each ozzer.), zey desire my beauty, as it does shadow zeir own... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:08 PMi noteece zat zere eez a zero under my peecture. does zis mean zat I am nothing to you? Faugh, I don't want you anyway!
Fuck you!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:09 PMpick me pick me darling Zsu Zsu
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:12 PMthe zero means you have not acknowledged the first in line to receive your love my dear.
shall I unwrap your geeft for you?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:31 PMI sent you a friend invite, OF COURSE, Mademoiselle :-) -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:35 PM" I sent you a friend invite, OF COURSE, Mademoiselle :-)"
Too late! I am first in line for her love,...chump -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:38 PMJe dois vous offrir un adieu mon ZsuZsu d'amour nous pouvons rencontrer dans secret plus' tard.. oui ?
Im must bid adieu, all my friends and especially the most beautiful woman in the world my darling ZsuZsu!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:44 PMShelly,
i find zat your offerings are somewhat tolerable.
but, i weel not accept your offer.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:48 PMI have unwrapped your gift for you my love
shall I gently massage these peenk satin lined velveteen sleepers onto your perfectly proportioned feet for you?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:52 PMZsu i will retrieve Feelth for u. and when i do i will excise his annal glands as you bid. Then with the juices of feelth's glands i will make for you your own trademark perfume. what shall i call it my sweet? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:56 PMmy zsu zsu t came in the mail the other day and i proudly wore it about town to proclaim my love.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:56 PMwoops gotta go
I will just leave the footwear outside your trailair door
good luck with the vermin
have a pink and purplish valentine
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:02 PMMy Geeft will be waiting for you outside you trailer door at the foot of the Spiteful tower. You will love me more....... I can count the ways my love! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:05 PMOh Juice! So shrowded in shadowy and mystery! What it were you knew of a love most sublime! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:06 PMI just realized I'm typing like a guy with 5 stiff ones in him. How are you all doing? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:09 PMI am Backkkkk!
Plans fell through...was that you Zsu Zsu?
and Titwi has suddenly taken ill?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:10 PMAs I hand hima tissue...i will only think of you ZsuZsu...
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:12 PMhi shelly. glad u'r back too much Testosterone in here -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:15 PMJelly are you being GANG Raped!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:18 PMpoor jelly. the joke just keep cum'n ;( -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:23 PMso, i see zat zere eez a way for zose who adore moi to geev geefts to allow for zee construction of my expansive and lovely home to be built on zee 'ply-yah' zees year. I have been told zat you may go here and donate money through zee paypal button.
www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm
go now, and do not delay. my ire increases weeth each minute zat the balance in my account stays stagnant... like zee feelings i have for zee menial ones who seek my affections... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:25 PMI'm not sending a dime your way, you supercilious french egotist!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:25 PMi demand zat EVERYONE who wants my love orders a silly t-shirt weeth the ZsuZsu on eet for my amusement. i weel accept geefts from NO ONE zat does not bear my initials on zeir chest.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:28 PMYeah, it figures you want us to get tattoos. A reflection of the 1000s pinpricks by which you wear your swains to the bone.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:29 PMI have it henna'd across my bare bossom!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:30 PMMonsieur Jellyfish,
where eez my leeetle weazle, Feelth? eez he playing heeez silly little ferret games weeth you?
eef he does not return tout suite, i weel be forced to spit on your balding pate and put out my cigarette in zee spittle zat trickles down your leetle heepie face... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:38 PMI go now....I bid you a second adieu!
I must tend to my husband so that he will not suspect anything!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:39 PMtend to your husband... you know he will be chasing after me after you have gone to sleep. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:58 PMYes, tend to your respective "others". We of the Zsu Zsu obsession know that the love you receive on Valentine's Day is but a pale reminder of what could be with...
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:59 PMComing soon:
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 8:05 PM"feelth's hostage party" Yea! how about a live feed of him in a cage suspended above giant vat of boiling oil. As time passes the cage gets closer to the boiling oil. Then as donations increase the cage inches up a little higher away from the boiling vat. How will it end? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 8:07 PMPeace Out. It was fun All. -
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May I suggest
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 8:09 PMthat anyone who donates from now on, gives that nine cents? I love that nine cents! -
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Resonating
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 8:23 PMOh. I am going to feel this for the next two mornings. With three whiskeys my normal limit, six is for the love of Zsu Zsu. Fully worth it!
Thanks, all, for a sensational evening with my one, my love, my Zsu Zsu! If you just look at the number of posts from lively peeps like you tonight, you can clearly see that this Burning Man installation is resonating with our community! Visit www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm to watch the video, download the Zsu Zsu Song for free, and make a donation of any amount to bring the worst drama queen ever to Burning Man 2008!
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Re: Resonating
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 8:38 PMmais oiu!
thank you, Mister Jellyfish, for bringing to bear a most wonderfully fun, playful, and totally irreverant idea!
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Re: Gigi--gag!
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 8:58 PMZsu Zsu sees your GiGi and raises you a Bardot:
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Re: Gigi--gag!
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 9:05 PMWill Zsu Zsu have donkeys castrated when she's older? -
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Re: Gigi--gag!
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 9:06 PMWhen she no longer has the hearts of men to play with? -
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Re: Gigi--gag!
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 10:41 PMI will always have zee hearts of zee stupeeed men to toy weeth.
and, i will be so safe and secure in my lovely pink home zat I weel not need to ever soil my French nostrils weeth zee stench of you heepie bare-ner dancy-prancy-fancy fur people!!
i weel throw my used garbage out zee window for you to collect and treasure forEVER!
you are sooo
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Heart shaped burnables.
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 7:52 AMAh, Zsu Zsu reminds me of a special request for the project. If you are in the Reno/Sparks area, or feel like mailing them, please save your heart-shaped burnables like Valentine's candy boxes for the Zsu Zsu project. Because of the after-holiday sales expected today, half-off or better bargains can be had too. You eat the candy, Zsu Zsu gets the box... who says Zsu Zsu's love is unfair!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:39 PMWell, hmmmmmmm. I don't know. I have taken a shining to this ferret of yours, Zsu Zsu. It seems he and I share a taste for trance music and chill parties. If you will turn your attentions to that of the photo section of this tribe, you will see that our aspirations for funding on this art project are at a good start, but nowhere near where we need to be to bring you and he to Burning Man 2008. Might I suggest you suppress your anti-social nature for the time being and alert your limited social network as to the status of Feelth's hostage?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:16 PMthe love for ZsuZsu couldnt keep me away!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:15 PM"I just realized I'm typing like a guy with 5 stiff ones in him"
ooh, I didn't know you leaned that direction!
"waiter! i'll have what he's having!"
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:05 PMI CAN'T STAND THE SILENCE! Acknowledge me!!!!!! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:10 PMMonsieur Jeff,
i will only acknowledge you eef you geev me a geeft, lovely and feeting of my beauty...
or, eef you weel wash, dry, and express zee anal glands of my beloved pet ferret, Feelth, who reeks now at my dainty feet... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:12 PMpromises of beautiful jewels i will bestow upon the velvet foot stool at you feet -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:13 PM...and I will ring out the feelthy feelth...of his feelthy feelth
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:13 PMyes yes anything my sweet!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:15 PMI think they do that at Center Camp.
If anybody is just getting on Tribe now this evening, they'll see 40 new posts on the Zsu Zsu tribe. You can't tell me they would not be curious!
Zsu Zsu, I will not profane you with my passions, merely tell me that after my weeks of work on your song and video that you have loaded them onto your zPod and that my affections do not again fall to your feet like so many broken-winged doves of love. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:17 PMhurry everyone...come in come in...the tribe bridge is fallin down....
I will hold on till my fingernails are bloody and torn and ripped from my hands....for the love of my ZsuZsu -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:20 PMShelly! Don't give up! I have... a plan...
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:17 PMwhat eez zees Camp at zee Center? Center of what?!
stoopid heepeez!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:22 PMAhhh I finally got trough the gauntlet of Tribe security.......
Just to see you Zsu Zsu!!!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:22 PMMademoiselle Zsu Zsu, I am waiting for you down at the bottom of this otherwise useless thread. We can start it all anew for everyone down there... -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:28 PMNathan. Just tell me the Hawaii-5-0 theme does not go with this! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:39 PMWhat, did you donate a whole bunch of money to somafm, in order for Rusty to set aside a block of tracks -- cause, you are right, this music is SO RIGHT !
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:21 PM"merely tell me that after my weeks of work on your song and video that you have loaded them onto your zPod and that my affections do not again fall to your feet like so many broken-winged doves of love."
Monsieur Jellyfish (what a reedeeculous name!),
zee song you have wreeten reflects NONE of my beauty. And WHERE did you steel zose veedeo clips of me dancing weeth my darling Feelth? Are you spying on me in my apartment in France? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:22 PMZsu Zsu, my love... I've a confession to make... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:25 PMI HAVE him. Your pet ferret, "Feelth" is my prisoner! I am feeding him Maker's Mark as I type! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:30 PMJelly, YOU BASTARD! Return my fair maidens rodent! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:32 PMYou saw this comin', Jeff!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:32 PMzat dirty leetle rat! no wonder my pauvre wine glass, she eez empty!
i theenk you and he are trying to play me for a fool!
zat scrawny weazle... he knows zat i weel have my revenge.
Feelth, you KNOW zat you weel mees zee special treats I geev to you...
you weel come home.
you love me.
but for now, Fuck OFF!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:25 PMBien ZsuZsu, vous voulez jouer fort pour obtenir. ..you sait que vous voulez mes attentions, je jouerai un petit fort obtenir aussi. ..fuck vous, vous m'aimez !
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:35 PMZsu Zsu I must see you at burning man! I would love you to spit on and curse at me in front of Zee Maaan! It would please him and me in so many ways. What must we do to guarantee your presence.?
Fuck you, you love me, and I love you, yes I doooze!
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:58 PM
(Jellyfish, I love you, too - I won't tell her about the spandex. But if she casts her gaze on me, I'll drop you like a filthy ferret!)
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:57 PMahh my love there you are in all your bobbed beauty
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:59 PMZsu zsu. tell them all that was really u at dinner w/ me tonite. Tell em. Tell em! My love.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:28 PMYeaaaaaaah, its Hawaii Five-O on Secret Agent -- Me, Zsu Zsu, and the other three ladies~~~ -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:30 PMZsu Zsu: Don't you wish to know my terms? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:33 PMMonsiuer Jellyfish, eef you have zee terms, I weel hear zem, but cannot garantee zat I weel agree. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:35 PMI smell a rat, Zsu Zsu...Herr Jelly cannot be trusted, let alone feelth...
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:37 PMOh, My. I guess I am late the conversation! You have all been busy here, I see!
Zsu Zsu, won't you let me take you away with me?
I will treat you better than any of these selfish, posing "burners" you hate so!
I have red wine AND champagne of the TOP quality, only for you.
i will kiss your shoe and bathe your ferret if you would only slap my face occasionally with disdain.
in longing,
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:48 PMAlright! You saw this coming more than an NPR fundraiser when the programming was just gettting a little too good, motherfuckers!
Please go to www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm and click on the "Donate" button-- or by a fucking Zsu Zsu T-Shirt. You know I have all that cheap Reno love for you, right? Imagine Zsu Zsu's love for you when she sees you on the playa and in her unspoken gratitude acknowledges you as if to say "You and I could have fucked very, very much when you brought me back may Feelth-- and he watched!".
Seriously, I know I'm flaunting the whole non-commercial Burning Man ethos here, it's just that this $9,000+ art project is going to need your personal support even if we DO get a grant from Burning Man.
It sucks. It's February. But I am having the greatest party since sundown at Burning Man Thursday with you and I hope we can keep dinking and partying into the night together as you make a contribution that will leave your proud and satisfied.
Please:
Click. Contribute. Participate.
A very sincere thank you!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:00 PMThanks, Jelly, I was wondering when where to donate -- but my mind was elsewhere...
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:05 PMCheap franzosich tramp, cowering in her trailor. I'd shred you into moop if it wouldn't set the DPW after me! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:03 PMThanks Nathan.
Good on ya', Jeff!
Titwi, you are not escaping from her grasp. One look, that's all she needs.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:07 PMSomeone called the cops on me again
You better watch your backside, Jeff, I know it was you....
I'll be gone for a while...
You know how to reach me, Mademoiselle ~
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Seriously, love you all, this was a blast ! I haven't laughed so hard in a while....
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:10 PMoooh, I am going to donate now. Maybe Zsu Zsu will love me more if I donate more money!!!
ZsuZsu, will you please accept my funds to help build the most beautiful effigy to your blazing and intimidating beauty?
I would love it if I could help build your tower with my own bleeding and dry cracked playa-caked hands. I would donate all my water to you so that you would live in ultimate luxury in your trailer on the playa...
I would love to tow your trailer with my hair or teeth so that you may see the splendor of the desert and the art that will surely rise up out of the sand in your honor. Little do they know that the American Dream theme is really the dream of love for ZsuZsu... Isn't it all of America's dream to be loved (or loathed by) Zsu Zsu? -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:27 PMFuck, A_delle. You about nailed it, there. Let's all see that video just one last time and be sure to download the Zsu Zsu song to play for our peeps at www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu_party.com
Nathan: Thanks.
Jeff: You and I dream alike.
Bob: Your cousin Dale's Zsu Zsu poetry is almost as good as yours!
La Trina Bidet: You think I did not notice you buying a t-shirt? Open wide and inhale my N02 thank you!
Nathan: Nobody understands Zsu Zsu like you do, voodoo!
Grin: Wipe that "you" off your face!
Shelly: Manage A Zsu?
Jeff: Know this: you are loved!
Chels: Soup's on!
Juice: Soup's you!
Kurt: Side by side. You and me. Wrenching!
A_delle! TBC!
Md JG: Zsu Zsu has the I.Q. of you!
Cryptofishist: To the playa we go, pet! Thank you!
Zsu Zsu: I put it all in the video 4 U at www.youtube.com/watch
Lurkers: Fuck your non-participatory asses... IN SPACE!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 9:01 PM"Md JG: Zsu Zsu has the I.Q. of you! "
Ack! More reason to hate her. I hate her with a white hot green envy. I will send money if you promise to lock her in the pink box.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:30 PMDid someone call the police on me? NOT COOL !!! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:42 PMYes, the soup thickens, menage a six !
But I have a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal -- what SHE wanted ;-p
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:35 PMEither way it would seem (from Dale's account) that Zsu Zsu is quite smitten with him, though I know she would never admit it.
So he wrote her the following valentines day poem and asked me to forward it here since he is computer illiterate and probably face down in a pile of his own vomit by this time of the day.
here goes,
Most valentine gifts are
covered with chocolate
or colored red
But the gift I'm holding
for you ZSU ZSU
is pink with a purplish head.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:42 PMZsu Zsu your so lucky, I've been waiting a long time for a "pink with a purplish head" gift -----Bob or Cousin Dale should be rewarded, even if in your mind it may be too small of a gesture on his part.......................ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU...............
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:43 PMhahahahahahahahahaha! I am still, still laughing! Bottoms up to our Sun Valley Cous', Bob. -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:46 PMI'm gonna kill Dale...........
And f*** you, too, Bobnoxious, SHE'S MINE !!!!
And, well, while we're at it, that video....heh, I'm gonna kill someone....
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:49 PMNathan in the Chateau Tres Magnifique! Welcome, man! Hey, remember when Sabra and I pulled the U-Me up to the gate at Burning Man and you were there to greet us? That how I feel right now, motherfucker! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:58 PMI'm glad to be here, too, just as long as every is clear about cutting out the personal references to Mademoiselle Zsu Zsu -- shows some friggin respect, or I'll kill you !
Thanks, that was a great memory for me, too, at the GATE, last year......!
Just got done with work, had to see her, been imagining about her all day, for weeks, now, in fact -- it's been so long since I have seen her ! She sent me an email with a photo of her lips in a pucker, saying she wanted me to get this bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne for her for her coming out party -- $270 a bottle, but well worth it ! Where are you my love ?!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:58 PM"Most valentine gifts are
covered with chocolate
or colored red
But the gift I'm holding
for you ZSU ZSU
is pink with a purplish head"
i don not understand. eez zeees some kind of flattery?
I require a geeft.
now.
i am thirsty. je desire le vin.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:07 PMI have a geeft for you Zsu Zsu,
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:12 PMZe French are always asking for geefts. How do I know you will cherish my geeft when you are so far away?
Besides I'm married to a wonderful gggiiiirrrlllll who looks so much like you Zsu Zsu.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:45 PMZsu Zsu...eeet is meee. Greeeeeeeeeeen (No wait, it's Griiiiiiin, but in French). You pwaaamised me you would come out and say "Aaallow." I will pet your feeelthy Feelth, just like you like. And I swear, I won't take eeeem anywhere unsavory. Pleeeeeeese Zsu Zsu. Open your proverbial door. Now! Do eeeet at once. -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:47 PMBon jour, Grin! You too are smitten with a love most sublime? I am boozing it up and having playa flashbacks just talking to you! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:02 PMBon Jour No back at ya Jelly. There is so much Fwreench I must learn, in so leeetle time. Will she ever accept me? Will she like all the frwiends I create for Feeelth, or will she see thwough me...that eeeet is only an attempt to twrick her by diswracting her from her pet, while paying attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:06 PMGrin: Zsu Zsu offers you her slight regard. If I didn't know you were drunk I'd tell you to get your yankee ass over here! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:16 PMMy "Yankee ass" is headed to the nearest tavern to drown my sorrows. My wife will have to find me and drive me home, wondering why her roses have Zsu Zsu's name on them, and wondering what happened to our dinner plans. She hates Zsu Zsu already. I'm in so much trouble. But eeeeet was all worth eeeeet.
Zsu Zsu, my love. I'll sneeeeek out when my wife is asleeep to come and woooo youuuuu. Tell me where to meeeeeet you and what geeeefts you would like. I'll make, buy, or steeeeeeeel them all to satisfy your silly French whims. -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:25 PMAdieu, adieu, adieu, she will not miss you, adieu, I know she would say, "foock yew!"
See, everyone, no one has the staying like I do, cause she and I are meant for each other in the cosmic order of things....
Anyways, I'll buy you a drink next time we see each other, Grin, at least you show her some respect !
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:51 PMSo I am alittle embibed. So what. I steeeeel love you. I even watched your MTV video on YouTube. I love you even more. I bwaught you some chocolates. Now open zeee door and speeeeeete at me. -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:58 PMPardooon me boys, possibly you may have been mislead..........................maybe Zsu Zsu prefers the she's and not the he's...................................ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU...................I must get another Martini, any special flavor for my pretty? -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:00 PMLa Trina Bidet: I've got to say that I like you right off just for the name!
Chanting with you now:
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:02 PMThe sun is taking that familiar arc in the western sky. The howling will begin soon...
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:01 PMIt's ok with me if she menage a trois, you, Sabra, me, and her........-- JUST NOT WITH ANOTHER GUY !!! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:04 PMNathan: As long as I get to exhale my Whippits into your lungs, I don't care how many stops the precious gas makes on the way!
Bob: Verse 2? Tres bon!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 4:59 PMGlad you liked it, Grin. Chris Munz shit a brick and I have not heard yet from Zsu Zsu as to weather she has even watched it once. Links to the new video and Zsu Zsu song download are all now up and running at www.mutantvehicle.com/zsu_zsu_party.htm
I'm on cocktail #3 with some good "Secret Agent" music streaming in from www.somafm.com and it feeeeeeels good! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:02 PMI prefer to stay sober when I see Mademoiselle Zsu Zsu, though I hope she'll share this bottle of champagne with me?!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:06 PMGood call with the Secret Agent, Herr Jelly !
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:07 PMlalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:08 PMNathan: Fuck yeah! This is that Casino Royal theme that they used on Saturday Night Live to motivate that football team in the locker room with that campy-ass dance! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:18 PMYessssss, this is GREAT tunage !! If only I could get it or the Groove Salad or Drone Zone pumping through my cell phone for all day joy !
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:08 PM
Most valentine gifts are
covered with chocolate
or colored red
But the gift I'm holding
for you ZSU ZSU
is pink with a purplish head.
you can eat it
or beat it
or squeeze it 'til it bleeds
regardless how you treat it
THIS valentine
is all Zsu Zsu ever needs
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:11 PMGroan-Laugh, Groan-Laugh, Groan-Laugh, Groan-Laugh, Groan-Laugh, Groan-Laugh, Groan-Laugh, Groan-Laugh! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:12 PMFuck me in the eye! Look out the window at that golden slant the sun is taking! Are y'all up for a good Zsu Zsu howl at sunset? Maybe that will wake her to our passions.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:12 PMYou tell him I'm coming after him, that thing of his is COMING OFF!
I wouldn't do that again if I was you Bobnoxious...
I do this for you Mademoiselle Zsu Zsu, it is safe to come out now, our love will scare all the feelth away !
Damn, this music is SO HAWT!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:13 PMHOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOu
HOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOu
HOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOu
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:13 PMCousin Dale ----------------your making me blush :) -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:16 PMOk, I'm starting to get impatient to see her....WHERE ARE YOU, my love?!
If you don't come out soon, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,.....I know, I'm gonna crack open this champagne without you... -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:19 PMOk, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I was faking -- please, please, PLEASE come out, show yourself, I need you.... -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:23 PMHowdy ya'll ....sorry just got away long enough to come in and see ze part tay!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:23 PMAh! I have just received a private, perfumed communication from Zsu Zsu herself and I quote:
"I'll be there when I'm good and fucking ready".
Zsu Zsu my love! I will wait for your forever! (as long as the booze holds out). -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:24 PMPinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Pinemom Shelly! Welcome, mon amore! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:25 PMO'lah Monsior Jelly Fish! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:27 PMGudendaug, Nathan!!! How are you!
Ok, I will wait patiently amongst you heathen men....for you know ...she is actaully awaiting for me!...silly men...she doth like ze girly girls! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:30 PMI am here. Sorry I am late. I just got back from a wonderful val. dinner w/ my love ZSU ZSU. Arn't u all jellyous?! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:33 PMLIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR, I'm gonna get you Mister Jeff, you Jeff,...oh shit !!! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:36 PMO my darlin Zsu Zsu...will you not come out and play with me?
venir le chatouillement mon luxueux
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:36 PMi'm luv'n the zsu zsu vid. Nice work! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:39 PMIMPOSTER?!! But i spent all of my child's college fund impressing her! Say it isn't so...... -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:40 PMyes right Nathan "Pure Evil". A sweet woman like ZSU ZSU would have nothing 2 do w/ u! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:42 PMHello Chels!
The guys really think she likes guys...hehehee
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:44 PMpourquoi vous faire les torture si mon ZsuZsu chéri
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:47 PMPure as the driven snow... IN SPACE!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:50 PMMmmmm. Maker's Mark #4. Feeling it well into the marrow. Kind of have that playa evening feeling of "What can I wear out of these plastic bins tonight?"
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:48 PM
Most valentine gifts are
covered with chocolate
or colored red
But the gift I'm holding
for you ZSU ZSU
is pink with a purplish head.
you can eat it
or beat it
or squeeze it 'til it bleeds
regardless how you treat it
THIS valentine
is all Zsu Zsu ever needs
Once my love has touched you,
your fears will all subside,
your lonliness will fade,
and only love abide.
So please Zsu Zsu
take my geeft
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:50 PMoh great now she'll never come out to play! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:51 PMLes hommes dégoûtants. ..but ils font le cadeau si bien ! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:55 PMZsu Zsu!!! Come out! Shelly's loins long for yours... IN FRANCE! -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:56 PMAnd Mine! My loins long for yours, too!
ZSU ZSU!!! One word from such a goddess!
*swoon*
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:54 PMShelly, Where's Frank? Does he know u'r here hit'n on Our Lady of Zsu? -
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:55 PMZSU, ZSU, ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU,ZSU!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:50 PMYou're so dead, Bobnoxious
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:53 PMBob: For your cousin's poem there is that deep shuddering of "Oh my... Oh my go..." Then only silent bliss.
Zsu Zsu would clip her toe nails on the ceiling fan for his poem if she did not just get a pedicure volunteered from Center Camp!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:46 PMI caution you, Jeff....but, he he, I almost fell for it, as long as you don't insult her, my love, OUR love, then you and I won't be duelling this evening at your choice of place and weapons..
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:41 PMYESS, she was a phony, the one you were with -- there are imitators of her all over, in brothels, on the stage, in bands, in movies, such as here:
movies.yahoo.com/movie/con.../970441672
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:40 PMZSU ZSU ZSU ZSU ZSU ZSU! I love you! Won't you open your door a tiny crack? Maybe throw one of your luscious pillows at me from the window? A shoe, even? I'd take a rock, if that's all you have! I would love it, and cherish it always. I would build a throne and shrine to the rock that ZSU ZSU threw at me once! I would never wash the spot where it crunched against my head. I would make love to it and have its babies and Zsu Zsu, you divine being, it would be like having YOUR babies because you had once.... touched... the rock.
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:44 PMChels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels! Chels!
Please don't tell HER that I want to steep your silky spandex to make my evening tea! Welcome, pet!
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:41 PMThanks, Jeff. Shows what a cold February in the real estate market can do to a guy.
Nathan: Yeah, where the fuck is Hagey right now?
OK, it's time to ramp it up. The sun is down, the howling subsided. Please everybody to back to your home page on Tribe and see if any of your peeps are online and send them an invite to join us here. Just copy and past this link to them: tribes.tribe.net/zsu_zsu
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Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:44 PMI sent invites to every one of my friens online currenlty on tribe, but I don't think they would have liked my wording, sorry, I don't need any more rivals, perverts, psychos, and friggin liars here with me, Zsu Zsu, and all of these other ladies down with ze menage a cinq...:-d
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:35 PMWelcome, Jeff! Was it her or was it... THE IMPOSTER! Oh, you didn't know about THE IMPOSTER? Let's all invent her right here and now!
Nathan: Yep, that's me with the shitty French accent.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:27 PMDearest Pinemom! Please tell me Titwi looks over your shoulder! Let's all watch the new Zsu Zsu video again together:
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:30 PMshhhh ze sleeping pills i slipped Titwi in his Champagne should keep him asleep till much later...
This way I can enjoy her all to myself...well except for a bunch of Voyers...hahaaaaa
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:29 PMI am sure she will be here, she sent me a personalized Valentine greeting, by mail, postmarked Salt Lake
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:31 PMI highly caution you, Monsieur Bobnoxious....
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:27 PMWAIT! I thought you said you were over her, Mister Jelly Fish !
Damn, another rival !
I caution you....
Anyhoo, YAY, she is coming, she is coming, she is coming to see meeeeee!
Oh, and, hey Shelly (he he ;0) You like menage a trois, too!?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:28 PMZsu Zsu, please pass me the whippet cannister. I purchased the extra special ones just for you and me and Nathan since he is so french with his menage a trois -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:30 PMOh, that you singing Mister Jelly? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:32 PMhe he, "My rocket ship knows what to do..."
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:35 PMremember Zsu Zsu, its the extra "creme de la creme" type with the chanel #5 chaser................the memories of you and I and that undending supply of nitrous that long cold winter on the French Rivera, then Hagey showed up....................I long for what could or would have been. ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU, ZSU ZSU................. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:38 PMZsu Zsu, please come out, show all of them that they are liars, psychos, and perverts....Our love is pure -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:39 PMZsu Zsu, pleaze...
if I submit the Third verse of Dale's poem
will you finally reveal yourself?
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:39 PMmadamosielle ZsuZsu...
secret: les hommes bêtes non rien de ce qu'une femmes veulent
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:41 PMZsu Zsu imposter, NEVER I tell you. Please Zsu Zsu, tell me you have not been playing with my fragile feelings also...............every cell of my body is filling with sorrow, I know, I must go take a cold Bidet, that will take me back to the truth.................. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:49 PMWAIT......................the imposter, it's not Zsa Zsa and the waste of a French man prince whatever, whoever she is married to................................ZSU ZSA, ZSU ZSA, ZSU ZSA, ZSU ZSA -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:54 PMI got to get me one of those bidet, could really use a soothing cool down right now... -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:55 PMweeeeee weeeeeeee madamosielle -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's geeft
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 5:59 PMJe rêve d'elle, ses yeux insondables d'azur, ses lèvres délicieuses de fruit, ses joues brillantes attrayantes, son cou sans fin fragile, ses orbitales succulentes de joie... son cunny en sueur doux
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 7:00 PMI have no gift for Zsu Zsu. I burn with jealousy. I have no words to express my envy of her and her Feelth.
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:08 PMDid somebody request this awesome song on Secret Agent -- was it you, Zsu Zsu ?!
It is so me with you, Zsu Zsu...
The Stone, by Babble -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:09 PMNO, it is not your "stone," Chels ;-p -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Thu, February 14, 2008 - 6:18 PMZsu Zsu
I have that gift for you :-)
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 12:04 PMAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I AM DONE! I AM UNDONE!
I curse the computer gods that make tribe have SO many problems with windows Vista and keep transporting me to wichita tribe when i try to sign in.
my love, my zsu zsu...i am sorry.
i will remove zee feelth from your feelth....i shall kiss those perfectly pointed pink toes in their new slippers, i will refill your french air cannister, i shall carry you on my back so your delicate feet do not have to touch the feelthy ground.....
please forgive me my love.....please. these other poseurs know nothing of the refined tastes of a woman of your caliber.
*sigh*
please, my love....a crumb this way.....
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 12:19 PMLOL: "please, my love....a crumb this way..... "
Missed you, Gem. Glad to see yet another set of bones crushed beneath the weight of her love.
Would it were we could catch one silver drop of her spittle of disgust! -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 7:19 PMDear Zsu Zsu,
A goddess such as yourself deserve to be treated as such. That is why I am going to build you a most lavish bed carriage. Carved and hammered with the sweat of my loins. Covered in SPACE-age memory foam to protect your soft and supple body. Then drapped all about with the finest silks. It will be flanked on each side by ahalf dozen bare chested hard bodies, (gender of your choice). My hope is that you will use this gift of my love to bestow your present upon the minions who worship you out on the Playa. -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 9:52 PMZsu Zsu, I am so sorry that the crass and unfeeling moansir yellyfish drew such a gathering during your most senseeteeve time of thee month, I am sure his misdirected intentions were only well.... intended to make him feel good about something. Forgive his male nature, how could he possibly keep track of something so simple as monthly rythm. It must have been so difficult for you to be seen (and heard) by most of your most reverent admirerers while dealing with that most unwelcome monthly visitor. To hell with Herrmone! Don't worry my love, none shall hold the ill temper of a poor lass caught amidst a torrent of emotional chaos compared to her pristine history of love and kindness against her.
And yet if all of them abandon you
I remain
please my love once your iron levels return, respond to my plea for friendship at least
for I have so few,
without you
I would just as soon
have none.
Love,
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day
Sat, February 16, 2008 - 7:45 AMI'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! Wait... sniff... what's that perfume? -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day
Sat, February 16, 2008 - 10:06 AMZat odour you smell is the steenky stench of your pigginess.
Monsieur Noxious, you deeg your own grave of lonliness when you suggest zat my moods could possibly bee influenced by zee moon, zee tides, or ozzer female habeets. Only zee true love and dedication of zose who adore me can possible elevate my mood.
You have NO idea how HARD eet eez to be ZsuZsu, weeth all zees stooopeed peegz around.
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Re: Zee emptiness
Mon, February 18, 2008 - 9:08 PMZsu Zsu my.... my, evereetheeng,
My grave was uneerthed il y a bien lontemps.
so at the bottom I seet
waiting... in the cold,,,
yet the worm loveeng earth should retake me.
for in this carnation there is only
loneleenesss
and in zis cold, empty, lonely vacuum of SPACE
I think, and feel and will myself to succumb
to the true love and dedication of your adorement that dwells deep within my heart of hearts
for, to elevate your mood,
is my soul and single purpose.
however, that jelly fish guy has been asking
people to save their empty, worthless, discarded heart shaped valenteen boxes for you.
that is undertaking of the gravest sort don't you agree my perfect?
adoration, love and dedication,
M, Noxious -
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Re: Zee emptiness
Mon, February 18, 2008 - 10:03 PMSo is it crass to ask how much was raised? -
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Re: Zee emptiness
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 8:38 AMNo donations were made during the the event itself with the exception of a T-Shirt purchased. That's OK, it raised the awareness of the project and I'm sure our peeps give what/when/if they can. We did get another donation yesterday which makes four total on PayPal plus the Zsu Zsu's kissing booth proceeds from the decompression so we are now at $806.00 so far. The goal amount of $9208.09 (I know you love that nine cents!) is from the itemized budget estimates. Some of the donors have chosen to remain anonymous. Goddess Donna, One Man Party, and Kendall Dunawa we thank out loud.
When BMORG awarded the grant to the U-Me project last year, they requested that we not disclose the amount and I can understand why. Theirs is the difficult task every year of also turning down applications for very deserving, amazing installations. That said, it may not be our turn this year, and we do have a backup plan if that is the case, though a much smaller installation for our lovely Zsu Zsu. You see, even if we receive a grant from them, it will not be for the full amount requested, so private contributions are not just icing on the cake, but truly vital to bringing Zsu Zsu to the playa in all her drama queen splendor.
Cindi Cramer did something cool. She put a picture of Zsu Zsu up in her Tribe profile asking for donations and linking to it. If y'all consider doing same, we of the Zsu Zsu crew would be entirely grateful! Just put this link in the title description of the picture: www.MutantVehicle.com/zsu_zsu.htm
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Re: Zee emptiness
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 4:23 PMum, I bought 2 t-shirts during the games? -
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Re: Zee emptiness
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 4:25 PM...and, will be looking to the other ways of helping the funds raising, too, shortly...
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Re: Zee emptiness
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 5:14 PMThanks, Nathan. Grin and I were talking recently and in the course of our conversation your name came up. We both think you have a gift for expressing things Zsu Zsu! -
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Re: Zee emptiness
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 6:29 PMUnlike me, who just hates the bitch...
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Mon, March 17, 2008 - 11:19 AMspectacular video, sorry i missed valentine's. i was getting served my divorce papers. yippee!!1 -
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Re: Zsu Zsu's Valentines Day Online Fundraiser
Mon, March 17, 2008 - 5:52 PMNo worries, Nila. I hope everything works out for you. Ask Zsu Zsu, for she knows the matters of the heart-- or does she?
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