I was wearing Zsu Zsu's shirt in public today,
i was standing in line at the store with french bread and buttermilk,
when Molly Muffintop(ze cashier), who usually flips her hair around,
blows bubbles with her gum, and wonders how my day is doing when
it is my turn, looks down, sees the picture of my Zsu Zsu emblazened
in a backgound of pink cotton, and makes a disgusted look on her face.

On any other day, she would get all giddy upon seeing my beauty,
and her excitement would usually be visible as the glow in her eyes
would start to shine like the rouge on my love's cheeks in the morning light.

but not today............

not one word was said............

After the money was ripped from my hand, I said "thank you".

still..... she says nothing.

Not even acknowledging my prescence !!!

I then walk away from the register, head toward the exit,
and turn around in the process, to try to asses the situation.

She did not even glance at me

After getting into my automobile in the parking lot, I realized something.

She is jealous !!!

After seeing your photo across my heart, she knows that
she will never be able to compare to you my love.

.....................like she ever had a chance in the first place.